Recepies for lazy people?

[mr_roll]

Anyone know about any? or could recommend some?

At the minute I have surpassed my super noodles with peas, cook in the same pan, simple

[Ruth]

Whats a pan?

[Bonkers]

Microavable Dinners For 1
5 for £3 (or 3 for £5 cant remember which) ASDA of course :P
yummie

[Ruth]

3 for 5 pound?

I got 2 for 5. I cant help but feel im losing out.

Though, i dont buy microwavable stuff, the stuff i got 2 for 5 is stuff you put in the oven.

Asda again, chicken fillets, wrapped in bacon, stuffed with cheese.

****ing lush they are.

[Optimus]

1 x box of McCain Mega-Microchips
1 x Microwave

5 minutes = food

simple

[Baz]

Bag of crisps

Take bag of crisps - open carefully being sure not to spill - consume

Suger Puff sandwich

take 2 slices of white bread
take box of suger puffs
add suger puffs to one slice of bread (buttered or not to taste)
place other slice of bread on top

consume

bacon sandwich (WARNING INVOLVES GRILL)

take bacon, lay on tray, throw under grill for 5 mins
turn, leave for another 2 mins
remove bacon from grill (HOT!)
throw on bread
add ketchup
add more bread on top

Consume

Just some of MY favs

[Elbonio]

The best microwacve meals are:

Birdseye Chicken Curry (OMG the most WIN microwave meal EVER)

McCain BBQ chicken wings

McCain Micro Garlic Bread

Heinz Microwaveable single pizza slices

[Dan]

mmmm i might try some of them elbonio.

family have gone on holiday so i have to cook for myself for 2 weeks (*sigh*)

[Mingtea]

Sainsbury's offer a range of very fine microwave meals.

[Space Cowboy]

But they're expensive. Unless you wait until they're almost out of date, and then buy them cheap

[LordPhil]

Great recipe for lazy people....

Stage one : Ring up local take away

Stage two: Request a donna kebbab for delivery

Stage three: Open door when delivery man appears

Stage four: Eat

[Cheez]

Originally posted by LordPhil
Great recipe for lazy people....

Stage one : Ring up local take away

Stage two: Request a donna kebbab for delivery

Stage three: Open door when delivery man appears

Stage four: Eat

Mmmm. Gotta love eating last weeks re-heated cat meat.

[FeAr]

i got a good one...

get some quick cook pasta from ASDA,
add chicken soup

EAT!

pure win

also,
i just made this one, new invention

pasta again (cooked of course), mix up corned beef and mayonase (sp). the corned beed must be sliced up, then cut up in to tiny little shreds. when the pasta done, mix togehter

mmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh yer, add more mayo than cornde beef, if not it will be hard to mix


Dcoder

[mr_roll]

but I may be lazy, but I want DONT want to glow green from all the radiation that comes from all the McCrap Microwave sh!te, that I'm to lazy to buy from the super market, I want something FUN to make, with Microwaves you gotta stand around and be bored, or listen to sh!te thats on the radio.
And dont say Radio 1 is good during the day, cos I do not have that sense of humor, my humor is more evil and dry, I do NOT find day time radio 1 humorous, I find it a pain to listen to tbh

[KermitTheFrag]

Easy:

1. purchase banana.
2. eat banana.
3. profit.

[Zenith]

Originally posted by mr_roll
And dont say Radio 1 is good during the day, cos I do not have that sense of humor, my humor is more evil and dry, I do NOT find day time radio 1 humorous, I find it a pain to listen to tbh

And that is why my little sister (16) and all her friends are starting to listen to Radio2 now. All Radio1 seems to play now is RnB, Rap and manufactured pop and even the younger generation are getting sick of it.

Since this thread is about food, I know a really easy meal to make. It does involve the use of a cooker though.

Spaghetti Bolognese.

Buy 500g/1lb of minced beef, 1 jar of 'original' Ragu and a small packet of short spaghetti.

Put meat in a pan and place it on a cooking hob on a medium to high heat.

Start to boil a kettle full of water.

Keep stirring the meat with a wooden spoon until the meat is all browned.

Once the kettle has boiled, pour water into another pan and add a small amount of salt.
Put half of the packet of spaghetti in the pan and place on another hob on medium heat. Stir occasionally.

By now the meat should be all browned, so pour off most of the liquid into the sink and add the contents of the jar of Ragu to the meat.

Place the pan with meat and Ragu back on the hob on medium heat, keep stirring until it is simmering. Turn down the heat to low.

Leave the meat to simmer for 5-10 mins.

Empty the pan with spaghetti through a collander and shake until most of the water has been shaken off. Empty spaghetti onto 2 plates.

By now the meat should be just about done. Spoon the meat bolognese equally onto the spaghetti on both plates.

There ya go. Spaghetti bolognese for two and it only cost about £2.75 in ingredients.

[mr_roll]

For 2? the way I eat it will be for one p:

[KermitTheFrag]

Food good. Be proud.

[Hitori]

ive found that the tesco's microwave-able chicken tikka masala's are VERY nice

and these small mini pizza things from the chicago pizza company (or something) - come in boxes of 2, put 1 in microwave fo 3 minutes and its done. ive found these in my local co-op so its quite likely that theyre stocked in other, bigger places

or my personal favourite 'quick meal': ginsters conish pastie + muller rice

corky

[Ruth]

I just cannot stress how *lush* ASDA's Chicken and Bacon wraps in Cheese are.

2 for 5 pounds. Utter genius.

[mr_roll]

Yeah are those Microwaveable meals or not?

[Ruth]

No. You have to put them in the oven.

[Dam0cles]

get sausage rolls, slice in half end to end, grill some bacon.

Assemble as follows
top half S roll
Slice of cheese
Bacon
Bottom half of S roll

nuke in micro for 1:30 to melt cheese

eat