good bye

[madi]

see you soon

[Culture]

ffs

[Ruth]

That was really quite mad.

[GeeDee]

omg - wtf?

Well that filled up this forum quite nicely!

/me awaits the arrival of Catachan and the deletion of the threads!

:D

-GeeDee-

[D2M]

madi pwns

[Catachan]

Why would I delete a thread that is in it's place?

[Riki]

what he means is

"why would i delete a thread when a girl posted it"


:-)

[TelexStar]

she must be bored!

[Mouce]

no, just has been in the company of Bugs and wishy way to long, she has adopted the one word per line method and applied it to her spamming ways....

[Ruth]

Originally posted by Riki
what he means is

"why would i delete a thread when a girl posted it"


:-)

Haha!! Well, speaking as someone who knows, it always has it's advantages. :) Oh, having breasts is also a plus side.

[WildThing]

Originally posted by Rooth

Oh, having breasts is also a plus side.

Is this kind of unprovoked teasing allowed?! I mean arent men unfortunate enuf without u taking the piss. I mean u:
-have tits
-the power to control us with the above
-nice legs
-THE ABILITY TO HAVE MUTLIPLE ORGASMS
- and a clitoris (gr8 word- just slips off the tongue:p: )

life is biased towards u women- no need to tease us as a result tho:(

[Niclouse]

women tease me all the time....
/me wakes up

darn! wish they would :D
i think breasts must just be a pain in the ass sometimes! they gotta get in the way!

[SupahFly]

True. But everytime they got in the way, you'd be reminded you had them, which would mean another 2 hrs playing with them. Fantastic.

They certainly would be handy to have. For instance, blokes have to queue for hours to get a drink at a bar, whereas girls seem to be able to flaunt their assets and magicly appear at the front of the queue in seconds!

It's so not fair. :mad:

[Ruth]

Brests never get in the way. They just get annoying sometimes when you get elbowed in them or something.

Even though i have small boobs, i love having them tres muchos :) Coz like Supehfly says, they save you time and even money ...:D

And the multiple orgasm thing really depends on who your having sex with.

[Niclouse]

i can see the advantgaes now :D

what would i do if i was a woman for a day?
doesnt really need saying does it!

[Jarmin]

if you remember that picture theafro posted of me (grrrr) i was told i had 36 E and when your trying to take a piss with those things in the way, it just cant be done!

you just have use your best judgment!

[Jimi]

Hmm, strange I don't remember that... I must have blocked that image out of my mind FOREVER!!!

[KermitTheFrag]

Originally posted by SupahFly
True. But everytime they got in the way, you'd be reminded you had them, which would mean another 2 hrs playing with them. Fantastic.

They certainly would be handy to have. For instance, blokes have to queue for hours to get a drink at a bar, whereas girls seem to be able to flaunt their assets and magicly appear at the front of the queue in seconds!

It's so not fair. :mad:

Yep but if you had 'em you'd get blokes (other than Wizzo) looking at you.....

[Jarmin]

Jimi. you weren't there. thats why you dont remember:D

[GhostDancer]

/me renames the thread

***************Pro's & Conn's of the Female Breast****************

:D

[Jarmin]

pro-pillow

con-cant see when taking a piss

con-to much weight infront

pro-put some milk in ya tea when there is none left in the frigde

[Jimi]

Originally posted by Jarmin
Jimi. you weren't there. thats why you dont remember:D

I know I wasn't there but I saw the picture and blocked it out of my mind to save me from mental torture.

for anyone who cares I was in ibiza staring desperatly at real women :)

[Jarmin]

Originally posted by Jimi


mental torture.



4:00pm

nuff said :D

[Jimi]

obviously no "nuff said" cause I didn't understand what you meant.

/me checks to see if this is the rants and raves room before hitting post.

[Jarmin]

remember that talk mel and nicky were having in the pub?

[Jimi]

Nope, PM me... Let me know mate.

Just realised this is becoming a chat so back on topic goodbye madi...

So yeah PM me, i'm curious WTF you are talking about.

[Ruth]

Pro - Gets you served quicker

Con - Cant see your feet, depending on how big your boobs are, obviously

Con - They go saggy and touch your feet :(:(

Pro - Something to hold onto during sexual intercourse

[GhostDancer]

Just as a side thread we could do a list AKA's for example:

Breasts AKA:

Love Bubbles (My Personal Favourite :D )
Passion Pillows
Bubbies
Air Bags
Jugs

You get my meaning?? :D

Post away.....

[Ruth]

Originally posted by GhostDancer

Passion Pillows
Bubbies


ROFL!!!

[GhostDancer]

Glad You Like :D

/me offers Rooth Haribo

[Jarmin]

so why do u hold your while having sex rooth? :D

[Angelus]

quote from the commentator Jerry "the king" Lawler

"PUPPIES!"

[Ruth]

/me wipes tears of laughter from her eyes

I swear, if a lad called my breasts something stupid like that, id give 'im a slap. I mean, wtf, passion pillows...

rofl

[Brains-Lans]

one word:


LOL!

[Ruth]

Thats actually three words into an abbreviated phrase.

[Brains-Lans]

lol, you know what i ment rooth


:-)

[Angelus]

i agree with Brain.

LOL!

Thats not the sort of thing you generally say to a woman though! I can just imagine it walking up to someone and saying, can i play with ur passion pillows! lol :D

[Ruth]

omfg rofl rofl rofl

Sheer hilarity!!

[Angelus]

/me hands Rooth haribo

Can i play with ur passion pillows Rooth? lol :D

[Ruth]

rofl!

/me slaps Angelus
/me takes the Haribo

[Brains-Lans]

Well saiud rooth! mind you i think you should have allowed angelus to play with the pillows :)

[Angelus]

Yeah its only fair. u took my haribo lol :D

[Mingtea]

Hi angelus do you want to die at i10


:D

[Angelus]

LOL calm down mate we only pissing around. im not gonna be at I10 anyway. cant afford it and cant drag PC to newbury

[Mingtea]

well

ok

/me grabs sniper rifle.

[Ruth]

Originally posted by GhostDancer
Just as a side thread we could do a list AKA's for example:

Breasts AKA:

Love Bubbles (My Personal Favourite :D )
Passion Pillows
Bubbies
Air Bags
Jugs

You get my meaning?? :D

Post away.....

So c'mon then guys, what other names to you have for the female mammery glands?

[Angelus]

Now now, thats completely impersonal. If you wanna kill me come and fight me man to man. lol :D

[Brains-Lans]

/me warns Mingtea of angelus's violent nature!

ph33r him, i do. i get beaten regularly IRL! you only get cyber slaps!:D

[Mingtea]

oh thats no problem at all.

:chainsaw:

[Angelus]

chainsaws dont count as unarmed combat, knives i'll allow though.

/me practices disarming techniques taught by good Tae Kwon Do and Karate teachers :D

[Mingtea]

how about if i just smack you will that do?

[Angelus]

Go for it. Be sure i will smack u back though

Just out of interest though, u know we are only mucking about so why get all upset about it?

[Mingtea]

thats quite alright.

[Angelus]

calm down mate, we only messing around for gods sake. lol its quite funny really :D

[Ruth]

Now now ladies.... Take it outside plz :D

/me strokes everyone

[Angelus]

lol @ Rooth, attach a lead to MingTea, and teach him humor (admitidly my dodgy sense of humour) lol :D

/me strokes Rooth back and waits for the punch :D

[Mingtea]

but
passion pillows!
i mean
WTF!
passion pillows
what where you thinking!
passion pillows indeed
i mean thats just poor
PASSION PILLOWS OMG!!
WHAT THE HELL!!!
sounds like sommat out of some cheesy porn mag.
"hey look at Debbie and her Passion Pillows"
the fact you even used that in public is just.. OMG!!!

ARGHH!!

:)

[Angelus]

LOL

[Mingtea]

i do have humor

but not when the term passion pillows is used

its just plain poor

[Jarmin]

rooth

may i play with your milkers?

or maybe your

Hooters?
DIY pearl necklass kit?
Mans best friend 2?
hand resters?

i'll think up some more in a while

[Ruth]

Okay, Angelus hunni, My dearest boyfriend is joking, he's just messing about as much as you are so dont take him seriously.

Besides, he's a pussy. Even i could take him on :D

and passion pillows, wtf...theres just no need!

[Angelus]

lol nicely done Jarmin :D

/me applauds Jarmin and waits for Rooth to slap him :D

Lol i know Rooth, just seeing how long this will last :D

[Mingtea]

PASSION PILLOWS!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GhostDancer]

I'm glad my you all liked my post, tis good to see you all laughing :D....I just heard another one...not sure where it from from...Bajoingers...hmmmm....NEXT!! :D

[Angelus]

JUBBLIES!

[Jarmin]

duel handed stress releavers!

[Ruth]

Has anyone heard 'New Boobs - NOFX'? That is a rockin song, i love the bit at the end. It gets me in hysterics everytime i hear it :D

[Angelus]

No i not heard it. how does it go?

[Ruth]

Well, the end of the song kinda goes:

New boobs, jugs, new boobs, jugs, new boobs, jugs, new boobs, jugs

You sooo have to dl it :D

[Angelus]

Im sitting in the IT center right now discussing chat up lines with Brain and he just came up with "Hey can i have ur IP address?"

Anyone else worried?

/me moves away from Brain

[Ruth]

At i9, Dwarf said "Hey, check out my vibrating headphones" which i have to say caught my interest :D

[Mingtea]

i said

here have some haribo

[Ruth]

Yea, and look where we are now....two and a bit months after i9 and look at us now, together in a happy relationship :)

Im glad you didnt want those Haribo John. Seriously thankful :)


http://wishy.ath.cx/kaysbirfday.jpg

[Jimi]

The chat up line that always works for me without fail everytime is

Hello luv, mind if I ogle your passion pillows.

It works!

Oh dear, Jarmin my dear friend you are forgeting the wonderful... Buns, Baps, Rolls, kings mill... No that's not it. oh and T|TS

[Ruth]

Jimi, getting a slap doesnt mean you've pulled man :D ;)

[Jimi]

It doesn't... I feel so shamed. my girlfriend is on her way, I'm going to ask her if I can ogle her passion pillows and see what happens... If I stop posting i'm dead by the way, call an ambulance

[Mingtea]

"Pls god let her be angry please i've been a good boy"

*cough*

o hi Jimi

[Ruth]

That post made no sense to me :-/

[Jarmin]

nothing does, does it rooth :D

[Ruth]

Shaddap you. I'm really starting to dislike you :p:

[Jarmin]

i didn't mean that in a bad way

[Ruth]

How the **** can you not mean that in a bad way?? lol

[madi]

how on earth did this happen ????

oh well

a discussion about boobs is a valid as any i guess

[Ruth]

Talking about boobs is better than pizza girls

[Brains-Lans]

B00bs are deffinitly better

:D

[D2M]

you could compromise with b00bs on pizza girls (but only the fit ones, cos some of them ming more than mingtea :p: )