Stupid forum game

[TelexStar]

Ok, here's how its played

I'll start by asking a question like . . .

USB mice or PS/2 mice?

and the next person answers it and then asks their own question (like the one above)

Got it? course u have - its simple! So here goes then . . .

Stealth black or awfull beige?

[Mingtea]

stealth black

quater pounder with cheese or chicken sandwich?

[D2M]

chicken sandwich! :p:

black sheep or white sheep?

[TelexStar]

black sheep! cuz they're abnormal and more likely to go on to do great things :D

fast cars or fast computers?

[D2M]

fast computers as you don't need to pay £300000000 for insurance!

Crispy Chicken or Crispy Duck?

[GhostDancer]

Crispy Chicken, dont like duck

Blonde or Bruntte???

[D2M]

Blonde as long as she has brain cells which add up to double figures!

Oak desk or Pine desk?

[Mingtea]

Pine is pretty

Dairy Milk or Galaxy Chocolate?

[Ruth]

Galaxy every time...

Burger King or McDonaldls?

[TelexStar]

has to BK - the chips are infinatly nicer

windoze 2k or xp?

[D2M]

XP, 2k smells

Rain or Hail?

[TelexStar]

rain - it hurts less

biro or fountain pens?

[D2M]

biro - less smudges

citroen savo vtr or vauxhall corsa sport?

[Mingtea]

can we say niether coz there both pants

306 GTI6

wubbles or fluffles?

[Ruth]

fluffles!!

To spam, or not to spam??

[TelexStar]

SPAM!

rooth or madi? (don't answer that!)

Space invaders or asteroids?

[Mingtea]

Ruth

ooops i answered

big or small ;)

[TelexStar]

big or small what?

[Mingtea]

i dunno

parsnips

[TelexStar]

i hate parsnips - pick another

[Ruth]

Size doesnt matter. Its what you do with it that counts.

Hand-made cards or shop-bought cards?

[Mingtea]

hand made cards

naked or fully clothed?

[Ruth]

Naaaaaaaaakkkkeedddddddddd!!!

Hotel or B&B?

[TelexStar]

hotel! :D

Chocolate digestives or chocolate rich tea

[Mingtea]

choccy digestives!

slinky or computer

:)

[Ruth]

Slinky!!!!

Bagpuss or Clangers?

[TelexStar]

clangers!!!!!!

ICQ or MSN?

[Ruth]

Oooo..thats a tough one. MSN i think. Better names, pictures, sounds. But no logging, ect.

Jacket or coat?

[Angelus]

Coat, my big leather coat rocks!

City or Countryside?

[Ruth]

City!!

Summer or Winter?

[Mingtea]

Summer

monster munch or french fries.

[GeeDee]

french fries.

eggs or bacon?

[Ruth]

omg arg caught in a spam wave. I replied, only to be beaten by GeeDee....im going away now.

Bacon :D

[Angelus]

Bacon, exta crispy!

swimming or skiing?

[GeeDee]

salt & vinegar! mmmmmmm.

chocolate or sweets?

[Angelus]

Chocolate easily.

Rock or Pop?

[GeeDee]

Rock.

Bath or shower?

[Ruth]

Shower. A bath is basically just swimming in your own dirt. :-/

Inside or Outside?

[Angelus]

Outside (depending on the weather, got soaked at work on sat :( )

Ice Cream or Custard

[TelexStar]

ice cream

chainsaw or shotgun? lol :D

[Big Bopper]

shotgun

wine or beer?

[Angelus]

Beer, tis better then wine

Drunk or Sober?

[TelexStar]

ouch thats tuffy

it all deponds on woh i'm with, but i'll say . . .

Beer!

toilet seat up or down?

[Jarmin]

down

truth or dare?

[Angelus]

Depends how drunk i am or how good a mood lol i'll go with

Truth

Single or having gf/bf

[TelexStar]

gf :D

IE or netscape?

[Spanky]

IE

Futurama or Simpsons

[Angelus]

Simpsons 0wnz J00

C/S or UT

[Jarmin]

Futurama

Microsoft or Mac?

[TelexStar]

Originally posted by Angelus
Simpsons 0wnz J00

C/S or UT

CS!

Originally posted by Jarmin
Futurama

Microsoft or Mac?

ideally - Mac

artex or wallpaper?

[GeeDee]

Microsoft. (cos i dont like macs)

Biscuit or explosives?

:D

[Angelus]

Explosives, useful for killing farmers eh Pornstar! lol

school/college or work?

[Spanky]

Biscuits

Jenny Jones or Sally (sorry I'm watching afternoon TV)

[pornstarhussy]

leave my farmer alone!:angryfire

sally

shaved or hairy?

[Jarmin]

Originally posted by Angelus
Explosives, useful for killing farmers eh Pornstar! lol

school/college or work?

College

Spanky

Biscuits

Jenny Jones or Sally (sorry I'm watching afternoon TV)

Jenny

Rooth or Madi?

[GeeDee]

Ruthy!
/me strokes rooth :)

Kittens or crocodiles?

:D

[Angelus]

Crocodiles they scare people lol am i evil? asthanos:

cinema or theatre?

[Jarmin]

kittens

:D or :)

[TelexStar]

:D

Obiwan or Darth?

[Eskimo]

Darth (cos of his cool voice thingy)


Buffy /or/ Britney Spears

[TelexStar]

Buffy definatly!


Anya or Cordillia?

[Ruth]

Cordeilia

Oz or Xander

(Blatently Oz)

[TelexStar]

Xander by far - much more witty imo

The Matrix or Crouching Tiger Hidden dragon

[Jarmin]

Martix!

Front door or back door?

[GhostDancer]

The Matrix...Without a doubt

Anna Kournikova or Liv Tyler?

[Jimi]

SHOTGUN!!! (I know a song about a shotgun)

PC or Console

[Jarmin]

PC

Is shotgun a real answer or is shotgun a fake answer?

[TelexStar]

I have no idea what shotgun relates to do u?

[Jarmin]

you broke the chain!

slap Telex or ass pimp telex?

[GhostDancer]

No Idea what so ever :confused: Anyways...back to the thread

Anna Kournikova or Liv Tyler??

[TelexStar]

errrm slap! pleeeeeease :confused:

pop3 or net mail?

[GhostDancer]

Jarmin, stop posting same time as me or ill bitch slap yo arse!!! :D

[GhostDancer]

Net Mail...

Curry or Chinese???

[TelexStar]

Curry - goes much nicer with a cobra bear!

card or cash?

[Jarmin]

card

one lump or two?

[TelexStar]

two


On top or underneith?

[Jarmin]

underneith!

Floppy or Hard?

[Jimi]

Sorry about being late with the shotgun answer I'm trying to do too much at once.

Jarmin, depends on what we are talking about.

Computers = Floppy
Genitalia = Hard (In the right circumstances)


Doing one thing at a time or too much at once?

[Jarmin]

your not ment to ask questions like that!

answer the question? dont answer the question?

[Jimi]

Hard bitch!!!


Really loud or really quiet?

[Big Bopper]

Really loud or i might not hear it


Food or drink

[SupahFly]

DRENK!!!!

Rollercoasters:

Front seat or Back seat???

[Angelus]

somewhere in the middle :)

Tv or Computer?

[Jarmin]

tv dont give p0rn 24/7 so i'm with PC

P4 or Althon XP

[Jimi]

Athlon XP


Strategy or shootem ups?

[Angelus]

Shoot em ups, to many RTS's around

Eric Clapton or Steps

[Uruk-hai]

Eric Clapton

Cake or Ice Cream?

[KBB]

cake

me or seanie?

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

me (well I know me, don't know the other one :))

Budweiser or Stella?

[Cheez]

BUD - WEIS - ER

/me tries a frog impression and fails.

Speakers or Headphones?

[Mingtea]

speakers

CRT or TFT ?

o yeah

(/me beats **** out of GeeDee)

:D

[SupahFly]

CRT!!! I wub my sony one :)


Long Room or Concourse?

[TelexStar]

Concorse!! the longroom is for n00bs :D

salt? or pepper?

[B1GDAVE]

Salt....make the slugs swell up!!!!:D

knickers or Thongs?

[TelexStar]

mmm thongs :)

Bra or err , nothing?

[Ruth]

Bra :) Of course, depending on the situation. I always find a bra more comfortable during every day tasks. However, this may be because im female and actually need a bra.

Pokemon or Digimon

[TelexStar]

pokemon! i've got those walkers pokemon tazzo type things stuck all over my monitor :D

Angel or Riley?

[Ruth]

Angel by faaaaaaaar!!! I wanted to smak Riley about whenever he was about. Fgrrr, i hated him.

The pound or the Euro? (Has this already been done?)

[Mingtea]

the pound!

still dont stop me havin none tho

plain or frilly?

[Ruth]

Frilly

Ribbed or flavoured :D?

[Mingtea]

well i do prefer flavoured ice lollys. ribbed are horrible

fudge or chocolate.

[Ruth]

Fudge

Full flavour or diet?

[Dr.Death]

cheese or apples?

[Ruth]

Oooo..thats a tough one.

Cheese, i guess

3 days or 4 days?

[Mingtea]

4 days if you come :)

ummmm

grey or blue

[Ruth]

Grey.


Green eyes or blue eyes?

[B1GDAVE]

Blue Sparkling eyes!!

Networking or Programming?

[Dr.Death]

banana split or Mississipi Mud pie

[bvark]

spamming fools

[Ruth]

Ouch. Your harsh words pain me.

/me mimes a stab wound to the heart

Stop, you're killing me :p:

And what is mississipi mud pie?? Coz i dont like banana splits. I'll let someone else answer....

[TelexStar]

Originally posted by bvark
spamming fools

mud pie! (don't like splits)

beat bvark with. . .

a spiked bat? or a rusty spoon?

[Ruth]

Neither. Everyone is entitled to their opinions.

Star Trek (The original) or Star Trek: Next Gen?

[B1GDAVE]

Spiked Bat you can recieve alot more blood from your victim muhahahaha

dog or a furry pussy?

[TelexStar]

Originally posted by Rooth
Neither. Everyone is entitled to their opinions.

no there not! who told u that? :p:

furry pussy!

-------------

Would u rather have a

hairy tongue? or your bum on your head?

[B1GDAVE]

Hairy tongue, If I farted in my offices and stank everyone would think it was me, coz of my bum head!

suites or casual wear?

[B1GDAVE]

casual wear m8


New Mini /or/ VW Beatle?


(i work for bmw mini dont pi*s me off :)

[Mingtea]

ok then the new mini is complete ****e

it should be called a mediokre :)

bum or breasts

[Ruth]

Breasts. You can do more with them to achieve your goal than you can with yor ass.

Gloves: Help or a hinderance?

[SupahFly]

Sorry, need to catch up.
Breasts 4 eva
Gloves are often a hindrance...
NEW MINI!!!!


Sex or Pool!???? :D

[TelexStar]

sex *in* a pool! yes please! :D

Life of brian or Holy Grail?

[Big Bopper]

Holy Grail

in or out?

[Sainteh]

we've done that one, out though

britney s. or christina a. ?

[SupahFly]

Niether, they're both mingin'... Sophie Ellis Bextor anyday.... :p:

J Lo or Rachel Stevens ???

[madi]

Originally posted by SupahFly
Niether, they're both mingin'... Sophie Ellis Bextor anyday.... :p:

J Lo or Rachel Stevens ???


J Lo

(nice arse, dunno who the other chick is)



on top or underneath?

[SupahFly]

Other Chick is Rachel outa S club 7 of course!!

It's got to be underneath... :D

[SupahFly]

Gah I forgot something....


Eyes shut or open?

[Angelus]

Shut, u might be really drunk and not wanna c what ur doin!

Sarah Michelle Gellar or Stephanie McMahon Helmsley?

[B1GDAVE]

Sarah anyday, I would love to get her juices flowing!!! hehehe:D

Pot noodle or sex with an Eskimo?!?

[King-Kodiak]

Pot Noodle, I Love em, almost as much as I love rooth

/me looks out for mingtea.

Metallica or Hearsay?

[B1GDAVE]

METALLICA!!!! ANYDAY (FOURHORSEMAN FAV SONG!!!)


kiss a girl or masterbate?

[Souljah]

kiss a girl cos i have a gf to do the other

mutants or weirdo's ?

[B1GDAVE]

Mutants coz then you can scare the **** out of someome coz your eye is on your knee cap or somthing!!!! MUTANTS RULEEEE KICKASS

Deep Impact or Armegedon?

[Ruth]

Neither - They're both ****

Innie or outie?

[Triprotic-Acid]

i'd have to go for an innie


Fork or Spoon?

[Mingtea]

innie.


UT or CS?

[Triprotic-Acid]

CS, but thats only cause UT sux a lot....


back to mine:


fork or spoon?

[Mouce]

spoon

kiss an animal or man?

[Angelus]

Fork, can also be used as a weapon :devil:

Godfather or Indianna Jones?

[Triprotic-Acid]

u know, i still havent seen god father, so i will have to go for Indiana Jones.


Xbox or GameCube?

[madi]

Originally posted by Triprotic-Acid
u know, i still havent seen god father, so i will have to go for Indiana Jones.


Xbox or GameCube?


one of each



Vodka or Tequila?

[Triprotic-Acid]

if straight, then Tequila, if alowed to mix, then Vodka :D


left or right?

[madi]

Originally posted by Triprotic-Acid
if straight, then Tequila, if alowed to mix, then Vodka :D


left or right?

left


hard or soft?

[Triprotic-Acid]

hard


good or evil?

[madi]

Originally posted by Triprotic-Acid
hard


good or evil?



good



fast or slow?

[B1GDAVE]

fast

well hung or well tight?

[Diakatarnis]

well hung (not sure what your refering too though)

BBQ or Fry-up

[TelexStar]

fry up!

lime green or pink & blue?

[Triprotic-Acid]

lime green

pepsi or coke?

[Diakatarnis]

Coke

Moose or monkey?

[Triprotic-Acid]

monkeeeeeeeeey!


quantity or quality?

[Diakatarnis]

quality

umm cd or minidisk?

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

CD

Digital or Analogue?

[Diakatarnis]

hmm this is a hard one as a sound techie i would have to say analogue but digital for lighting

illuminous colour or multi coloured

[Triprotic-Acid]

digital (just sounds so much better ;))

ken or ryu?

[Diakatarnis]

ryu

milk chocolate or white chocolate?

[Sainteh]

white

i8 or i9 ?

[madi]

Originally posted by Diakatarnis
ryu

milk chocolate or white chocolate?



Dark chocolate


girls or boys

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

girls

Dance or Trance

[Triprotic-Acid]

dance


ants or spiders?

[Diakatarnis]

spiders

normal keyboard or natural keyboard?

[Triprotic-Acid]

normal keyboard


USB or PS2?

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

USB

Microsoft Explorer 3 mouse or Logitch iFeel mouse?

[Triprotic-Acid]

MS explorer 3


fire or ice?

[Diakatarnis]

microsoft one

firewire or usb?

[Diakatarnis]

ice, keeps beer cold :D

vapochill or watercooling?

[Triprotic-Acid]

USB 2.0


fire or ice?

[Ruth]

omg i cant reply because if i do, there are already three new questions there....

Sad!!

[Triprotic-Acid]

water cooling



LED or Fan?

[Triprotic-Acid]

Originally posted by Rooth
omg i cant reply because if i do, there are already three new questions there....

Sad!!

you're right...... its out of control :D

[Diakatarnis]

LED a nice blue one :D

beef burger or bacon burger?

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

Vapochill
LED
Firewire
Bacon Burger


Black or White

[Diakatarnis]

Black cases look better and led's look better :D

Spray or stealth

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

Stealth

Intel or AMD?

[Triprotic-Acid]

AMD

old or new?

[Diakatarnis]

new :D

Cheezy music or Normal music ?

[Triprotic-Acid]

normal music

linkin park or limp bizkit?

[Diakatarnis]

linkin park

v200x or reding?

[Diakatarnis]

Originally posted by Triprotic-Acid


you're right...... its out of control :D

the question is who will win ? and what will they win ?

[Triprotic-Acid]

reding

cheat or lie?

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

lie

Commodore Amiga or Atari ST?

[Triprotic-Acid]

the amiga kicks the atari ST's ass!!!!!!



chalk or cheese?

[Diakatarnis]

commador amega of course

gamboy or gamegear?

[Diakatarnis]

Cheese cos it tasts nicer

:D or :)

[Triprotic-Acid]

game boy


star wars or star trek?

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

:D
Star Trek

Nokia or Seimens

[Diakatarnis]

star wars no back to my other one

:D or :)

[Triprotic-Acid]

nokia


raziel or kain?

[Diakatarnis]

NOKIA FFS STOP POSTING WHEN I POST GRRR

:D OR :)

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

kain

Cadburys or Nestlé

[Diakatarnis]

AHHHHH RAZIEL

I WILL EGT YOU TO ANSWER THIS QUESTIO:D or :)

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

Originally posted by Diakatarnis
NOKIA FFS STOP POSTING WHEN I POST GRRR

:D OR :)

I already answered yours
I did a double answering
:D

[Triprotic-Acid]

:D

Cadbury



FA or FLF?

[Diakatarnis]

FLF i have no idea what this is.

sugar or salt?

[Triprotic-Acid]

salt


post or dont post?

[Diakatarnis]

POST QUICKLY

Sticks or Logs

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

Sticks

Pint or bottle

[Triprotic-Acid]

a fookin' big log


P or Q?

[Triprotic-Acid]

pint

P or Q?

[Diakatarnis]

pint
Q

arms or legs?

[Triprotic-Acid]

arms

alien or preditor?

[Diakatarnis]

preditor

magic roundabout or rainbow

[Triprotic-Acid]

magic round about


ok last one.... (for tonight ;))



sonic or mario?

[Diakatarnis]

sonic he would whoop marios ass

sony or samsung?

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

SONIC
SAMSUNG

Coca Cola or Pepsi

[Diakatarnis]

coke

Purple or pink?

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

Purple

Sausages or burgers?

[Diakatarnis]

burgers
last one for tonight as well (school tomorrow grr)
sleep or play games?

[alipuk]

Play Games who needs sleep????

black or white?

[Cheez]

black

online or offline (i know what the answer to this will be :p:)

[alipuk]

online (no sh*t)

green grass or grey concrete

I am trying to be cerebral here :p:

[Cheez]

green grass most certainly

BBC1 or ITV

[alipuk]

bbc1

while we are that theme

Sky Sport or Dot TV?

[Cheez]

Well i would say .tv as i don't like sport

but .tv doesn't exist any more...

[alipuk]

ooops and your next question???

[Cheez]

oh yeh. forgot that bit...

thumb bandits or cybernet?

[alipuk]

Cybernet

SCSI or IDE???

[TelexStar]

Scsi

white board or black board?

[Triprotic-Acid]

white board


technology or magic?

[TelexStar]

technology


Ink or blood? :D

[Triprotic-Acid]

blood

vampire or vampire hunter?


(like how i linked them together? :D )

[Angelus]

Vampire, just check the avatar! lol :D

Dracula or John Carpenters Vampires?

[king.brian]

dracula

Hubs or Switches??


Brain

[TelexStar]

errm hubs? whats the right answer?

on the beach in the summer? or in front of an open fire in winter?

[alipuk]

On the Beach in the summer

Clear PC case or Aluminium case

[Nova]

aluminium!!!!!

modded with a window and cold cathode neons

modding car or modding puter?

[TelexStar]

modding 'puter

how would u like to go?...

by super nova? or black hole?

[Souljah]

black hole

fanny cheese or rim cheese ?

[TelexStar]

WTF kinda question is that? i'm not answering that!

[Angelus]

Yeah that too vulgar, think of a better question

[SupahFly]

Originally posted by Souljah

fanny cheese or rim cheese ?

Erm, Dairylea.

Trigger happy or Jackass?

[king.brian]

Trigger Happy TV!!!!!!


Oranges or Apples?

[Angelus]

Apples, good for throwing at annoying siblings!

DOD character types

Soldier or Sniper?

[Mingtea]

solider

kerrang or Q ?

[Jimi]

Kerrang!!!

ADSL or ISDN?

[king.brian]

Kerrang.

More easy to read.

UTP or STP (sorry bout the geek factor)

[alipuk]

ADSL

Jimi was first :p:

flight sim or first person shooter?

[Angelus]

FPS

Dark of light colours?

[alipuk]

light colours

fast food or gourmet food

[Angelus]

gourmet food definately.

going out or staying in?

[Mingtea]

depends where your going.

opitcal or ball?

[KermitTheFrag]

optical.

starmix or sourmix ?

[Angelus]

Starmix

Homemade a shop bought?

[TelexStar]

shop bought - i'm crap at making stuff


most likely to close the next thread

culture? or catachan?

[Diakatarnis]

green grass :P

dirty puddles or clean puddles

[Angelus]

Catachan

Which thread most likely to be closed next?

This one, or why do people keep closing the threads?

[Diakatarnis]

why do people keep closing the threads?

Martini or Malabu?

[Catachan]

You may be taking the piss or not, but the fact of the matter is that you guys fill this place with ****. I've given you an area for crap like this and you still insist on posting here?

Pathetic.

[Nova]

keep this posting or move it?

[alipuk]

Originally posted by Diakatarnis
Martini or Malabu? Nihether they are both crap

Alcoholic or non-alcoholic?

[Nova]

alcoholic

dare our double dare?
intel or amd?

amd *wink*