werewolf
20th December 2001, 18:43
Down in the workshop all were making toys
for the good gentile girls, and the good gentile boys
when the boss busted in, and he sacared them half to death
he had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whisky on his breath
from his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo
like a big fat drunk disgrunteled, yuletide rambo
and he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye
"merry christmas to you all, now you're all gonna die"
The night santa went crazy,
the night saint nick went insane
realised he'd been getting a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
everywher you'll find peices of Cupid and Comet
and he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostageand he ground up poor Rudolph into reigndeer sauage
he downed Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luager
and he slashed up Dasher jkust like Freddy Krauger
and he picked up a flame thrower, and he barbequed Blitzen
and he took a big bite and said "it tastes just like chicken"
The night santa went crazy,
the night saint nick went nuts
now ya can't hardly walk around North Pole
without stepping in reindeer guts
theres the national guard and the FBIiii
thers's a van from the "I witness news" and helicopters circling round in the sky
and the bullets are flying, the body counts rising and everyones dying to know
Santa whyyyyyyyyy?
my my my my my my
used to be such a jolly guy
Yes Virginia Santa's doing time
in a federal prison for his infamous crime
hey little friend now don't you cry no more tears
he'll be out with good behaviour in 700 more years
But now Vixans in therapy
and Donna's still nervious
and the elves all jobs working for the...postal service
and they say mrs Claus she's on the phone every night
with a lawyer negiating the movie rights
it's about
the night Santa went crazy
the night siant Nicholas flipped
broke his back for some..melted cookiessounds to me like he was tired of getting gyp
the night Santa went crazy
the night Saint Nick went insane
realised he'd been getting a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
wooooO
something finally must have snapped in his brain
i tell ya
something finally must have snapped in his brain
Weird Al's "The night Santa went crazy"
;)
for the good gentile girls, and the good gentile boys
when the boss busted in, and he sacared them half to death
he had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whisky on his breath
from his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo
like a big fat drunk disgrunteled, yuletide rambo
and he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye
"merry christmas to you all, now you're all gonna die"
The night santa went crazy,
the night saint nick went insane
realised he'd been getting a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
everywher you'll find peices of Cupid and Comet
and he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostageand he ground up poor Rudolph into reigndeer sauage
he downed Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luager
and he slashed up Dasher jkust like Freddy Krauger
and he picked up a flame thrower, and he barbequed Blitzen
and he took a big bite and said "it tastes just like chicken"
The night santa went crazy,
the night saint nick went nuts
now ya can't hardly walk around North Pole
without stepping in reindeer guts
theres the national guard and the FBIiii
thers's a van from the "I witness news" and helicopters circling round in the sky
and the bullets are flying, the body counts rising and everyones dying to know
Santa whyyyyyyyyy?
my my my my my my
used to be such a jolly guy
Yes Virginia Santa's doing time
in a federal prison for his infamous crime
hey little friend now don't you cry no more tears
he'll be out with good behaviour in 700 more years
But now Vixans in therapy
and Donna's still nervious
and the elves all jobs working for the...postal service
and they say mrs Claus she's on the phone every night
with a lawyer negiating the movie rights
it's about
the night Santa went crazy
the night siant Nicholas flipped
broke his back for some..melted cookiessounds to me like he was tired of getting gyp
the night Santa went crazy
the night Saint Nick went insane
realised he'd been getting a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
wooooO
something finally must have snapped in his brain
i tell ya
something finally must have snapped in his brain
Weird Al's "The night Santa went crazy"
;)