Fs!

[Mouce]

Hmmmm.... my gf has just dumped me, and I bought her present over the weekend, now I'm going to buy her a dog bowl with slut written accross it, a can of pedigree chum, worming tablets, a dead frozen rabbit, a trough, some pigs tails.... and anything else that anyone can think off :D

[KermitTheFrag]

awww ... well similar thing happened to me last week. Life eh?

btw, just use cat ****... its the nastiest substance on the planet.

[Mouce]

no kerm... that defeats the point :D, I'm trying to get a message across.... i.e she's an ugly dog.... cat **** would ruin it.... but dog **** on the other hand :D..... boy I'm evil.....

[KermitTheFrag]

just mix some cat **** in with the dog **** then ... it'll smell worse and she will get the point.

[Ruth]

Sorry to hear it, Mouce. She's obviously a ****ed up slapper with no brain for not seeing for great you are. :) And i swear im being serious.

Apart from telling her she's a dog, tell her she's a fat one. Girls hate being called fat.

Its good that you dont feel bitter about her dumping you, mind.....

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

Originally posted by Mouce
..... boy I'm evil.....

Evil no... Has more money than sense??? If you buy all that stuff to make a point DEFINATELY!
And what were you doing going out with a dog in the first place???

[Ruth]

Aww Dwarf, thats a bit harsh.

She was obviously good at something. Like making pies, kniting jumpers, kissing, blow jobs...the usual stuff that keeps guys going out with complete wuffers.

[Nukes]

just mix some cat **** in with the dog **** then ... it'll smell worse and she will get the point.

And some fish heads :>

[Mouce]

awww... Rooth... thats the sweetest thing a girl has ever said to meh :D.... and Dwarf... I can get most of the stuff for free :D

[King-Kodiak]

Excessive, but effective.

[Ruth]

I'm nice to you Mouce coz im bitter over the fact you dont wanna go out with meh. *sob*

Mind, if we broke up, i'd fear for my life. :eek3: You with your hocus pocus and dog bowls and stuff.

[Jarmin]

chew toy :icon26:

[Mouce]

Originally posted by Rooth
I'm nice to you Mouce coz im bitter over the fact you dont wanna go out with meh. *sob*


awww... well ok... we'll have a chat @ i11 :) and dont worry, I prolly wont send all of that stuff... I'm not in the bussiness of ruining other ppls Christmas... no matter how much of a bitch they really are... :D

[Ruth]

Are you sure you want a chat? I mean, you said that last time and what actually happened was "mrmph murphmph", sounding like the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons, whith the ending result being a torrent of abuse in my general direction.

And the fact you "dont understand my accent" can count for something.

[zhardoum]

The best way to get revenge after a break is the simplest one of all.

Just get on with life ASAP, the faster you get over it, and onto something else, the quicker they realise they didn't mean squat to you.

The longer you mope, the more they can see how much you meant to them, and in a sick way they enjoy watching you suffer,

So literally stick two fingers up, just get on with your life asap, carry on like it was as bad as a visit to the dentist, a pain in the neck soon forgotten, that way it insults them seeing you so quickly back on your feet, infact then they they start questioning themselves, nothing disturbs a person faster than taking their reason to gloat away.

1 last thing, don't fall for the trap, as soon as you appear to be back on your feet, like as not they will say a comment like "good to see you getting on with things so quick" don't fall for it and say"yeah, what a bitch, was hard" just say piece of cake, didnt mean jack to me, really gets em back double that one!..

LOL on whatever you decide to do, besides its Xmas, everyone gets somebody at Cmas, best time to get dumped m8, everyone gets all clucky at christmas, just think of all those parties where you will be single and everyone the opposite sex wants xmas kisses.

God I envy you m8, have a laugh will ya!!

Strweth, dumped 2 weeks before xmas, jammy git, middle of january is a bummer of a time to get dumped, but now, wah hay!! make the most of it!.

[Mouce]

Originally posted by Rooth
And the fact you "dont understand my accent" can count for something.

thats prolly the only real problem... and I promise I'll have a proper chat this time :), and I have had my hair re-died... I now have my highlights back :)

[Ruth]

Wow, thats quite good logic. It all makes perfect sense.

I was really gutted when Woodie dumped me, 2 weeks before my birthday, i moped and grumbled and cried..and on my birthday went clubbing and got off with this great lad called........erm, Andrew? Anyway

And Fitzy....he hit me. So he didnt last very long. But whenever i felt myself moping, i just realised how much of a loser he was for hitting girls, and got over him pretty damn quick, and i have to say, the look on his face when i introduced him to Woodie was fabulous....:D

And Mouce, think of all that misletoe....a good lookin' lad like you should have no problem :)

[Sp00n]

you bought her the present? so now it dont have a home... give it to rooth :D im sure she wont mind:D

[Mouce]

Originally posted by Rooth
And Mouce, think of all that misletoe....a good lookin' lad like you should have no problem :)

damn... if only you lived in London... :) you're begging to sound to good to be true :)

[zhardoum]

see, already mouce is beginning to see the benefits of being single at christmas, give him a week he will have a phone book like the yellow pages and a walk like John Wayne.

If you dont get it, ask yer dad (in a quite moment!)

[Ruth]

Flattery wont get that insult fogotten, my lamb. It gets you in my good books though ;)

Mouce, honey, if i lived near you, you'd wish i lived in Newcastle. :) If you cant even handle me for a day and a half at an i-series...

Besides, you wouldnt want to get off with a geordie 13 yr old minga. :)

[Mouce]

hey....

ok, what I said was out of order... but then looks arent everything, are they? I learn this the hard way, most of the time I couldnt understand you, you spoke quickly and it took me two mins after you left to work out what you said :)

so, I'm sorry for hurting you and at i11, I promise to spend at least 3 hours to chat to you :)

you can come and sit with meh :)

[zhardoum]

Nice to see you back in the land of normal people Mouce.

good on you!

[Ruth]

Oh Mouce, you're so sweet.

All you had to do was ask me to slow down. I understand that you poncy southeners have trouble understanding my superior accent....pfft. No, i hate my accnt. I have considered getting speech therapy when im older, thats how much i hate it.

And 3 hours? Yikes. Wont you be yellow shirting and playing games and...stuff? 3 hours? Think of all the marshmallows i could be sharing. And uh, we'd have nothing to talk about for 3 hours. Apart from your lushious hair. :)

And i'd love to come and sit with you. Im deffintly gonna need a break from my stewpid clan and playing gta2 furiously all weekend.

[Sp00n]

the geordie accent is the best (dont change) im from gateshead but i have a soutener's accent.


/me sits proudly typing this at college with his NUFC footy top on.

H'away the lads!!!:D

[Mouce]

Unfortunately I cant come to i10 but i11 :)... I'll take a break from playing, 0wning FH @ StarCraft gets boring after a while :D

[Mouce]

Originally posted by Rooth
Oh Mouce, you're so sweet.

All you had to do was ask me to slow down. I understand that you poncy southeners have trouble understanding my superior accent....pfft.

ta... the truth is that I'm not even from this country :), I'll leave to guess from where... anyone that knows, keep silent :)

[KBB]

mouse, it happens to the best of us :mad: