The Insanity Test

[Jarmin]

http://iqx.ionichost.com/other/instest.html

:D :D :D :D :D

[Cabe]

bah, canney get noise at college, will try at home later

[Jarmin]

you will be insane.

i put £5 in it

[Cabe]

im already insane, i dont need a test to tell me.

[Jarmin]

i'll have my £5 then please :D

[Cabe]

im not THAT insane

[Say_Ten]

Everybody that works here is insane :)

[Nukes]

I'm insane, but I passed the test.
I know I'm insane 'cos I got suspended from school today for hitting someone with a chair.

[Cabe]

was it because he laughed at you for detonating your processor ?

[Ruth]

Wow, getting expelled is the coolest. I was always too much of a swot to come anywhjere close to being expelled. I think in my whole 5 years of secondary school i had one detention, becuase i set something on fire in the food tech room, but i turned up and she said "I know your a good girl Ruth, make sure it doesnt happen again" and sent me home. :angel:

And i didnt laugh. It sounds like my two younger borthers after they've eaten some biscuits on a sunday morning and are watching Rex The Runt in their PJ's. No seriously, it does....

[LordPhil]

I failed:D Ohh and nice 1n Nukes

[Jarmin]

i keep failing the test! :tongue:

[LordPhil]

I hate detentions.. Sitting their copying out the same old crappy gh3y stuff:mad:

[Nukes]

nah, not really good. If they don't let me back in I get kicked out of my house.
It was this pe0n giving me loads of abuse so I got sick of it and chased him round and smacked him with a chair in the school library. (or the double doors outside it)

I can't even work at the local computer shop now cos he says seeing as I had the pigs round my house last night giving me a formal warning, and I get kicked out of school today he wants sfa to do with me unless he has a problem he can't solve. (which happens a fair amount) :D

I have actually been quite well behaved in school up until now, and only ever got suspended 5 times before for beating **** out of people when I was a yr 7.

[Nukes]

Oh, and Rooth, Looking at ur post count u are starting to come closer to ur goal of becoming wishy.

12.48 posts per day.

and 1086 posts (probally abt 1500 by the time uv read this :>

Wishy didn't do it that fast.

I want one of these:

[wishy]

OMG, someone got into the spambot data center and took a photo of my spambot server. /me launches DOS on rooths clearly inferior spambot

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

I'm sane... Might have been cos I've seen it before when it went round as "EA's new F1 game" and then again when Kiss 100 had it on one of their shows.

[KermitTheFrag]

Originally posted by Nukes
I want one of these:

I want one of these:

http://www.cray.com/images/systems/sx6.jpg

800Gb/sec of spamming memory bandwidth...

[Jarmin]

WTF is that Kermit?!

looks like some cross between a ski and a some sort of plane!........

I want one :D

[KermitTheFrag]

Its a Cray SX6. Its about 6 foot high and costs a couple of million quid...

[Jarmin]

/me looks in wallet...

can i pay in Johnies :D

[Ruth]

lol Jarmin...

Wishy, my spmabot is good, but it is inferior compared to yours.

But it'll learn...

mwhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah :laugh: :icon26:

[KermitTheFrag]

Originally posted by Jarmin
/me looks in wallet...

can i pay in Johnies :D

I'll have two ribbed and an extra safe please ;)

[Ruth]

My mother bought me a packet of condoms for my 15th birthday, you know. Not that she doesnt trust me. But c'mon, i am a Geordie after all....

But i ran out. Not becuase i used them. I stuck them in my friends 16th birthday cards, lol. In the end i had to go out and buy more becuase people were looking forward to getting birthday cards off me. Once, a guy in my history class blew one up and put it on his head. I dont think ive laughed so hard in my life. The history teacher, however, was not amused.

Out of 12 condoms since my 15th birthday, i have two left.

:angel:

[KermitTheFrag]

damn ... i just tend to use mine ;)

[Ruth]

Stoopid Post Alert

Thank **** i changed this before anyone saw....*phew*

[Jez_Gafys]

aye its proven everyone at my workplace is insane...


Oh and I also got expelled from the Junior School for hitting someone over the head with a hammer. I got the nick name hammer head for some years.

[Ruth]

Wo-ow, that is the coolest! :eek3: :icon26:

And i thought i was a rebel in junior school for being "sent to the wall" Did everyone else have stewpid punishments like that? In my primary school, if you were bad you had to stand for 15 minutes facing a wall. I dont remember why though, so it cant have been cool.

[KermitTheFrag]

dang you're lucky ... our teachers used to whack us one at primary school. Somehow I think it was illegal but I was a right little bastard so i prolly deserved it ;)

[Ruth]

Being smacked across the head has made you what you are today.....

My primary, junior and secondary schools were among the worst in the latest Ofsted report. Which i find very amusing. heh...

[Ruth]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/fun-stuff/3184.shtml

I want so much ****ing stuff from thinkgeek.com

[wishy]

We all do :D DAMMIT. we *NEED* thinkgeek.co.uk

[Jez_Gafys]

when we was bad at the juniors we had to stand in the corner of the hall at just just stand I remember me and 3 others sent in their for all the morning until just for shooting foam balls around at each other.

[Ruth]

We so do need a thinkgeek.co.uk

Wishy, me you and our spam bots could start a thinkgeek.co.uk

raaaaaah.....

We can sell spambots and security badgers and stuff

[wishy]

That would be MPUK shop :D

they really shove move over :D

[zhardoum]

I want one of these...

http://www.adriansworld.com/T3E.gif

Technical Specifications
Peak Performance (LC) 54 GFLOPS to 3 TFLOPS
Architecture MIMD with hardware support for SIMD

Processing Element
Microprocessor 21164A (EV5.6)
4-way superscalar RISC
2 floating-point operations/cycle
32- and 64-bit IEEE arithmetic
Local memory 256 or 512MB
Data error protection SECDED
Clock speed 675 MHz
Peak performance 1350 MFLOPS per PE
Peak instruction rate 2700 MIPS per PE
Peak memory bandwidth 1200MB/sec per PE
Packaging 8 PEs per module, liquid cooled
PEs per system 40 to 2176 in increments of 8 PEs
Includes support PEs that provide for operating system use and resilience

Memory
Technology 64MB 50 nanosecond DRAM
Architecture Cache coherent, physically distributed, globally addressable
Total system memory 10GB to 1TB
-------------------------------------

This is a machine that does an infinite calculation in 2.57 seconds, including the .6 of a second it takes to press the key firmly!!

It costs more than columbia's national debt by the way, so start saving!!

[Ruth]

Yikes!

/me hides from the monster

[wishy]

Pah, but its only 675mhz :D

[zhardoum]

thats the clock speed, not the processor speed!

these things can literally be equivalent to hundreds of coprocessors..

its made by Cray. <- Nuff said!

[Cabe]

http://www.psc.edu/publicinfo/news/2001/terascale-10-01-01.html

i thank you!

682 compute nodes

2,728 Alpha processors

Peak performance: 6 TFlops

Memory: 2.7 TBytes

Disk: 50 TBytes

MPI latency: ~5 microseconds

File-server bandwidth: ~18 GBytes/sec.

dammned need a new keyboard now, the drools all over it :D

The TCS requires 664 kilowatts of power, enough to power 500 homes. It produces heat equivalent to burning 169 pounds of coal an hour, much of which is used in heating the Westinghouse Energy Center. To cool the computer room, more than 600 feet of eight-inch cooling pipe, weighing 12 tons, circulate up to 900 gallons of water per minute, and twelve 30-ton air-handling units provide cooling capacity equivalent to 375 room air conditioners.

and its still less energy/heat than a Dual Athlon system!

[zhardoum]

bah, no mention of 3d mark 2001 lol!

[wishy]

Originally posted by zhardoum
thats the clock speed, not the processor speed!

these things can literally be equivalent to hundreds of coprocessors..

its made by Cray. <- Nuff said!

I know, hence the :D