Happy Birthday to all 16438356 Humans Whose Birthday It Is Today!

[TE-Hellfire]

Happy Birthday all 16438357 of you!

You're all so special, and today is a special day indeed for all of you, don't let the number put you off, you really are unique, I promise.

:woop::woop::woop::woop::woop::woop::woop:

[tucool]

My mates girlfriend had a baby this morning, please add one on to the number.

[Neon]

That can't be right, there are way more than 16 million people.

[TE-Hellfire]

You're right, it's closer to 18,194,834, if you divide world population (6,641,114,623) by days in the year.

The thing is, about half of those individual birthdays appear to have individual threads on this forum. Let's have a birthday forum. And a new cake emoticon.:party:

[Aardvark]

Someone is bitter that noone made them a birthday thread ;)

[Unplugged]

:psy: not a direct 1/365th of the population will be today though :p the reat percentateg are born in august I beelave.

[Ruth]

Yeah, August is the BEST!

[Chicane]

Someone is bitter that noone made them a birthday thread ;)

[Neon]

Strange, you'd think most people would be born in November.
(Work it out.)

[Tsung]

My mates girlfriend had a baby this morning, please add one on to the number.

How strange, my mates girlfriend also had a baby this morning.. So add another one (or it might be the same person! :p )

[Killy]

Yeah, August is the BEST!

This.

[Jez_Gafys]

I was reading that birthdays in July and August are the most common birthday where parents have for planned pregnancies so the children are born in the the summer. Birthdays in other months are a results of no planning/accident ... apparently

[Ruth]

Having a birthday in the summer is totally wicked

I fully intend to reproduce so my kids get to enjoy the delights of summer birthdays too

Summer birthdays FOR ALL!!

[ez64]

So im not a accident, July ftw!

[X25killa]

Don't forget the queen has 2 birthdays that lazy cow.

[tucool]

I think I was the result of a drunken bonk at new year 1985... will count later.

[ProfLiebstrom]

Having a birthday in the summer is totally wicked

I fully intend to reproduce so my kids get to enjoy the delights of summer birthdays too

Summer birthdays FOR ALL!!

shes getting maternal boffbowsh. hide.

[Chicane]

rofl

[Ruth]

We had this discussion earlier, and he realised that last weekend when he visitied me in Newcastle was actually just a huge ruse so i could steal his sperm.

I'll see you in nine months Paul

(;))

[Mingtea]

Summer birthdays ftw.

[Boffykins]

>_< :psypop:

[ProfLiebstrom]

why would you steal boffs sperm? its so low quality. i mean....just look at him.

Is it just its easy to get at ?

[10acious]

The jokes about mini Boffs mum might not be as funny either :(