Noooooooooo (worst message for EVE ever)

[Semajal]

The EVE cluster has reached its maximum user limit. Please try logging in again later. You are #1234 in line for logon.

Although 1234 is a good number.

They are having a "WTF" day and have given everyone 480mil SP chars and unlocked everything on the test server. It has fallen over and died :(

[Aardvark]

Its only the test server, no biggie. Its always had the 'only 500 users can really login at once' issue, I don't know why you're surprised :p