Aardvark
16th October 2007, 10:14
From an Eve forum (http://scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=9305), this is pretty http://goonfleet.com/images/smilies/gf-aaa.gif
Ok, so I'm on the town... My old town that I used to live in before I moved to better pastures at uni. Meet this girl, knew her from before somewhat but I had only barely talked to her.
So we started talking and went somewhere else and started kissing and stuff. So far so good, I thought I had this one down. Only problem was. She is a wow fiend. And I mean, she kept talking about WoW and talking and talking and talking. And I'm like sitting there yeah, yeah, ok, I'll start a wow account tomorrow if its so good (filthy lie, I would rather cut my balls off then start a wow account). So the town is boring, all the bars are boring so we start heading towards the taxi central to get a cab home. She keeps droning about that she needs 9k loyalty points before tomorrow or she gets kicked for the guild. And then we keep kissing some more and I'm thinking its a clever ploy to get me with her home. I keep my cool and everything seems like its going according to plan.
Fast forward a few minutes and we are in the cab and things are still hot and comfy. I think now we are in a cab ride back to her place. the only problem is: she wasnt kidding or playing, she actually had to get home to get 9K loyalty points or whatever she needed to get, and she is home now and probably grinding her ass off. Drunk as ****. Me? I'm sitting here home writing this thinking what teh fack? She plays something like 14 hours a day apparently and could not stop talking about what would happen if she didnt make the cut.
The problem: My house is on the road to her house. Its not really my house, its my parents house and I cant bring a girl home while they are still awake. So she asks me where I'm going and the cab stops outside my house. I try to get her to just go straight to her house, but to no avail. Because 9k honour points are more important then getting a lay.
So the moral of the story. If it talks like a wow fiend, acts like a wow fiend. It might not look like a wow fiend (she was fkin hot).
Kill it... Kill it with fire. Nuke it from orbit to be sure. Infact thats the only way to be sure. Another proof that WoW will be the final nail in civilizations coffin.
I dont know if I should laugh, cry or just go to bed... One thing I do know, it made me feel a whole lot better about not playing WoW. We even discussed it (problem number one) what I actually meant about WoW and PVP. ARGH CANT TYPE MORE
WOW + GIRL = STAY AWAY.
disclaimer: this post may or may not be alcohol induced.
Rest of thread (http://scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=9305) features people telling him he's dumb for passing up a girl that won't give him **** about playing Eve :v
Ok, so I'm on the town... My old town that I used to live in before I moved to better pastures at uni. Meet this girl, knew her from before somewhat but I had only barely talked to her.
So we started talking and went somewhere else and started kissing and stuff. So far so good, I thought I had this one down. Only problem was. She is a wow fiend. And I mean, she kept talking about WoW and talking and talking and talking. And I'm like sitting there yeah, yeah, ok, I'll start a wow account tomorrow if its so good (filthy lie, I would rather cut my balls off then start a wow account). So the town is boring, all the bars are boring so we start heading towards the taxi central to get a cab home. She keeps droning about that she needs 9k loyalty points before tomorrow or she gets kicked for the guild. And then we keep kissing some more and I'm thinking its a clever ploy to get me with her home. I keep my cool and everything seems like its going according to plan.
Fast forward a few minutes and we are in the cab and things are still hot and comfy. I think now we are in a cab ride back to her place. the only problem is: she wasnt kidding or playing, she actually had to get home to get 9K loyalty points or whatever she needed to get, and she is home now and probably grinding her ass off. Drunk as ****. Me? I'm sitting here home writing this thinking what teh fack? She plays something like 14 hours a day apparently and could not stop talking about what would happen if she didnt make the cut.
The problem: My house is on the road to her house. Its not really my house, its my parents house and I cant bring a girl home while they are still awake. So she asks me where I'm going and the cab stops outside my house. I try to get her to just go straight to her house, but to no avail. Because 9k honour points are more important then getting a lay.
So the moral of the story. If it talks like a wow fiend, acts like a wow fiend. It might not look like a wow fiend (she was fkin hot).
Kill it... Kill it with fire. Nuke it from orbit to be sure. Infact thats the only way to be sure. Another proof that WoW will be the final nail in civilizations coffin.
I dont know if I should laugh, cry or just go to bed... One thing I do know, it made me feel a whole lot better about not playing WoW. We even discussed it (problem number one) what I actually meant about WoW and PVP. ARGH CANT TYPE MORE
WOW + GIRL = STAY AWAY.
disclaimer: this post may or may not be alcohol induced.
Rest of thread (http://scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=9305) features people telling him he's dumb for passing up a girl that won't give him **** about playing Eve :v