Commando or Boring

[Jez_Gafys]

The best thing happened to me at work this morning

It all started yesterday when this lass told me at work she very rarely wears knickers...

In respect and admiration of her this morning I informed her that I was "commando", her reply was "snap" I think that kinda set her off, she was in the computer room, and she called me in, to my surprise she wanted to show me the proof. As you may guess one thing lead to another, and we had the the full office romance that many ppl dream of. She is a lovely 24yr old stunner (im 21), and Im super well chuffed.

so chuffed that I thought I want to tell the world : )

Just wondering if commando is you preference and if anyone else here has ever had a similar pleasure.

She as now invited me round to see her new house, she says someone else who works with us live next door and might reconise the car, and put two and two together. She also said they are very noisey, but she said we will have to make our own noise....go figure??

[madi]

oooOOOoooh.

wouldnt want an office romance at my work, boss is ginger ffs.

[wildhog]

WTG JEZ!!!
RAR!

Im amazingly proud of you! PINT4G3 @ Strat6 or I9
Thats mah boy!

*Wipes A Tear From His Eye*
They Grow up so fast!


- Wildhog

PS : You remind me of me, when i get to your age!

[Joey[kins]]

rofl jez... I need to work in an office of nymphomaniacs I think... that'd be cool... although I'm sure that we'd have the SLA on the photocopier revoked :smokin:

oh, just as an aside, I don't opt for "commando" - instead I wear big boxers to prevent the seam from the back of my trousers slicing my nads in half or riding up my arse

[Culture]

The images that you create FH.....

[KermitTheFrag]

Yup ... I was enjoying a Twix until I read that post.... :p:

[Joey[kins]]

well it's true.. i tried commando once and only survived for about 3 minutes before I caused myself lots of pain when both of my knackers settled down one trouser leg, then when I tried sitting down they got crushed between my inner thigh and my trousers... then again this can be attributed to the fact i'm a clumsy git... i dread to think what would have happened if I'd gone for a p*ss (There's Something About Mary images leap to mind...)

[Jez_Gafys]

Well I wear Original Chinos, nice and loose fitting so I aint had that problem. Only problem you get is with no restraints and u get a little excited theres nothing to hold yah beast back.

[KermitTheFrag]

Oh dont!!! I want this Twix staying in my stomach (unlike everything else this week)...

Cant beat Pete at uni who somehow managed to crush his nuts during an exam while adjusting his seating. He promptly shouted "f*ck me!" at the top of his voice (in front of about 200 people)...

[Joey[kins]]

lol... the worst thing i did in an exam was confuse my timetable and convince myself that my P2 maths module was a pm exam, not an am exam as it was...

I got a phone call from the school at 9:10...
school: "Joe"
me: (waking up after late night) "yeah?"
school: "don't you have an exam this morning"
me: "no it's this afternoon"
school: "not according to my timetable, the exam paper and the other 50 students in there now"
me: "sh*t"

I literally drove the car to the front door of the exam hall and sprinted in 25 minutes late, half dressed, unshaven and stinking of beer... I still got 150/150 :smokin:

[D0c]

Who said beer kills braincells? :D

[LordPhil]

Originally posted by D0c
Who said beer kills braincells? :D LOL:D Not me...

Also well done Jez!

[Jez_Gafys]

Originally posted by FearHawk

I sprinted in 25 minutes late, half dressed, unshaven and stinking of beer...


Hmmmm that sounds like a typical work day for me : )

[Avatar261]

I thought being late for work is actually a hidden section on the contract.

[Dwarf_Pr0n]

Originally posted by madi
oooOOOoooh.

wouldnt want an office romance at my work, boss is ginger ffs.

Wouldn't want one here.
I work in an office full of guys... Not 1 woman.
Someone please send women... Emergency supplies needed
:(

[Mouce]

/me sends Dwarf Caroll Wordeman

[Ruth]

This was an interesting thread so i thought id post.
In relevance to the pant situation, ive never gone commando, it must feel so weird for a lass......
And hey, on the discussion of lush people in the work-place, the security guard who works by my til brought me two Snickers' when i mentioned in passing that i was hungry. Bless him......
I'm only 16, and he must be....pfft, late 20's. Age differences 0wn :D
By the way, i work in the very respectable WHSmiths, do dont be jipping my till workage......

[LordPhil]

Originally posted by Dwarf_Pr0n


Wouldn't want one here.
I work in an office full of guys... Not 1 woman.
Someone please send women... Emergency supplies needed
:( The pain & the anguish....

[Triprotic-Acid]

Originally posted by Dwarf_Pr0n


Wouldn't want one here.
I work in an office full of guys... Not 1 woman.
Someone please send women... Emergency supplies needed
:(



i knows what u mean... no women where i work, well there was one, but she was the kind of lady u ran away screaming from.....

well done there jez, forgetting your underware pays off then eh? ;)