Anyone fancy a new laptop?

[sh0ckwave]

http://www.gizmag.com.au/go/7030/


128GB of Solid State Disk space
slot loading Blu-Ray drive
17" widescreen LED lit screen with a specially designed anti-reflective glare
integrated screen cleaning device
very rare coloured diamond piece of jewellery that doubles up as the power button when placed into the laptop and also acts as security identification.
Sexy box :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-L8DvmNDpA


The price?

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[Jez_Gafys]

What a heap of crap, sure it could be a high powered machine, but in a few years it becomes a brick ... with a diamond shoved in it.

[Unplugged]

Yes but how big will your epenis be after getting one or two of these?

[Neon]

del.icio.us popular strikes! ;)

[KingDaveRa]

sh0ckwave wins my award for most original way to show the price.

[Cen0bitE]

i have 1 just for seti

[Rupert]

How can this ever be worth one mill? Are they just looking to get a load of publicity then make like 1 sale (any more is a bonus) then close up shop? wtfs going on, my lappy was like 600 quid

[ProfLiebstrom]

im sure your laptop doesn't have a diamond, a solid state drive or a windscreen wiper as well rup.

I imagine there is a lot more than that too.

[Zenith]

If you visit the site of the creators of that laptop [ http://www.luvaglio.com ], you'll see that is simply says "Good Morning, By appointment only" and a textbox. You can't get inside their site unless you get in touch and they give you a login.

THAT'S how exclusive it is! :D

[Elbonio]

At the end of the day though - regardless of the fact your laptop is worth $1,000,000 - it's still running a $94 operating system.

[Silk75]

At the end of the day though - regardless of the fact your laptop is worth $1,000,000 - it's still running a $94 operating system.

I'm sure M$ could be persuaded to upscale the cost to someone stupid enough to want to buy one of these, diamond encrusted Vista box anyone?

[Joey]

Vista: More Money Than Sense edition

Features over and above Ultimate edition:
- Signed handwritten message from Bill Gates and Steve Ballamer thanking you for propping up MS's sales figures
- Default desktop background showing photoshopped image of Steve Jobs with an iPod being inserted in to his rectum
- API support for a 1 button butler summon
- Includes Microsoft PublicRelations 2007 Max Clifford edition which automatically leaks any explicit pictures or videos of you and your current sexual partner to the gossip columnists of the tabloids, ensuring that you never go more than 24 hours without your craving for attention being satisfied. Also, when you've offended the general populace with your poor attitude and generally "out of touch" behaviour MS PR 2k7 automatically checks you in to the local 5* rehab centre and leaks the details to Hello magazine along with a tearful story about how horrible your life is and that you're so lonely etc etc

[gemini]

Im sure I could think of a few people who would like that

[Siany]

very rare coloured diamond piece of jewellery that doubles up as the power button when placed into the laptop and also acts as security identification.


What a completely useless feature :p but I suppose it does add some "bling" to it.

[Jingles]

;617498']
- Default desktop background showing photoshopped image of Steve Jobs with an iPod being inserted in to his rectum

This made me chuckle :D

[Tom]

I'll have two :)