Fishing

[Neon]

(+KingDave|Werk) Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. License a man to fish using your technology and you eat for the rest of his life.
(@Neon|idle) rofl dave thats a great quote
(@Neon|idle) although microsofts would be
(@Neon|idle) firstly "Take away a mans ability to fish"
(@Neon|idle) then redesign his simple free opensource fishing rod
(@Neon|idle) and sell him a new corporate encrypted cd key fishing rod
Make up your own! or expand on this one! Lets see how far we can get our fisherman into the technology universe ;)

[Joey]

give a man a fish and he can eat for a day
teach a man to fish and you'll both get sued by an american "Intellectual Property Holding Company" for breaching US patent 4891076723499862 covering "method of extracting piscine creatures from their habitat"

[TheDon]

Give a man a fish, and he'll feed himself for a day, teach a man to phish, and he'll make millions from Nigerian 419 scams.

[Cheez]

Shamelessly ripped from elsewhere

Give Bill Gates a fish, and he’ll buy some tartar sauce to go with it.
Teach Bill Gates to fish, and he’ll build a tartar sauce factory and eventually corner the market. The tartar sauce won’t be as good as some other tartar sauce, but people won’t mind, they’ll just think that that faint hint of mercury is how tartar sauce is supposed to taste.
Give Steve Jobs a fish, and he’ll give it back, being a vegan and all.
Teach Steve Jobs to fish, and you’d just be wasting your time, because he really doesn’t eat fish, I just told you.

[Elbonio]

Teach a man to fish and he'll feed himself for a lifetime.

Teach a woman to fish and she'll try for half an hour, give up and want to pay a professional to do it for her.

[Rupert]

Give a man a fish and he will not be hungry for a day.

Teach a man how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

[Elbonio]

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Teach a fish to man and that'd be well dodgy areas of witchcraft with talking fish like in Bedknobs and Broomsticks with Angela Lansbury and stuff...

[Elbonio]

give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. When he asks you how to catch his own fish tell him to RTFM.

[RocketKnight]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll be undercutting you on the price of Stonescale Eels on the Auction House faster than you can say "no King Bronzebeard, don't touch me there!"

[Ryvita]

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[Neon]

Give George Bush a fish and he will eat it.

Teach George Bush to fish, and he will build an army to conquer the aquatic depths "all your fish are belong to us"

[Say_Ten]

Give a geek a fish and he'll try to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest.

[no friends]

Give a dog a fish and it'll drop it. They don't have thumbs :<

[snowblind]

Give a russian a box, and he'll learn to phish

[Qdos]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll get ganked by the ****ing Horde in Azshara.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a man some batter, chips, salt and vinegar and he'll eat REALLY well :D

[Neon]

Give Mr T a fish and he will pity it for a day.

Teach Mr T to fish and he will lock himself in a garden shed for 3 minutes and come out with a huge super powered fishing rod.

[Elbonio]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man gold and he'll live like a king for the rest of his life.

Give a man a goldfish and a hungry man will be flushing it down the toilet in 10 days time.