Songs in the key of C#

[Elbonio]

if you="bodyguard.me"

then {

I="longlostpal.yours"
you="betty"
me="al"
}

You have to guess what song it is, guess correctly and post your own.

Now you try. Pseudocode is fine.


ps I know it's not really c++ but it made for a clever title.

[Guigsy]

i know the song but couldnt give you the name...

[Er00]

You Can Call Me Al I believe it's called ;)

[Cheez]

Paul Simon - You can call me Al

<?php
$user = new User();
if ($user->age++ && $user->hair == 0 && date("Y", 1149700800) > date("Y")) {
$user->send("Valentine");
$user->send("Birthy Greetings");
$user->send("Bottle of Wine");
}
?>

An easy one from me. :)

[Lucifa]

Paul Simon - You can call me Al

<?php
$user = new User();
if ($user->age++ && $user->hair == 0 && date("Y", 1149700800) > date("Y")) {
$user->send("Valentine");
$user->send("Birthy Greetings");
$user->send("Bottle of Wine");
}
?>

An easy one from me. :)

Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls?

[Elbonio]

ahh no

it's the Beatles

"When I'm sixty four"



Begin;
var{
walkspeed="0.01";
Cannonballspeed="0.001";
}

function getting_high
{
input location.you;
}

[Boffykins]

Oasis - Champagne Supernova


Route myRoute = new Route('ParkLife');
if (myRoute.Route != 'ParkLife'){
morningSoup();
}

[Boffykins]

try:
self.bestEffort()
if (self.recieved == self.want) and (self.recieved != self.need):
raise
if self.tired:
time.sleep(21600)
assert not self.reverse
except:
lights.guide(self)
self.bones.ignite()
try:
Person('ChrisMartin').fix(self)
except:
pass

[Elbonio]

hehe Parklife - Blur



array.good
{
nice, happy, beautiful, wonderful, pretty, sweet}

array.bad
{
evil, sick, twisted, deprived, cruel, bitter}

begin;

nameoflove {
select from array.bad;
}

println "wooooaaahhh";

[Boffykins]

Don't get it. Also, surely wouldn't a better title for this thread be "Songs in the key of C#.NET"?

[Freelance]

parklife/fix you?

[Elbonio]

Don't get it. Also, surely wouldn't a better title for this thread be "Songs in the key of C#.NET"?

hint: ask yourself what it's trying to do


it's assigning a name to love, from which list?

thus, what is it doing?

;)

[Lucifa]

Sunny Came Home - Shawn Colvin?

[Elbonio]

nope



here's an extra bit of code to help you



loadedgun.desc

{
injury=shot
location=heart
}

assign.blame "you"

[Boffykins]

I'm not gonna answer cos you've just told me on IRC

[Lucifa]

I'll stop ****ting up the thread by posting random song titles, this is too confusing for someone that doesn't code.

[RocketKnight]

Is Elbonio's Bon Jovi, 'You Give Love A Bad Name'?

[Elbonio]

yes!

and lucifa - im not a coder either, the ones i've done arent real code but pseudocode, you just have to try and work out what it's doing.

your turn Rocketknight ;)

[RocketKnight]

Oh crap sorry, I forgot the correct answer gets a turn. :p: I'm going out, I'll give up my turn to whoever can post one first.

[Toptotty]

if season=summer and Jody=married

what song is it?

[Elbonio]

Lion

{ state=sleeping;

array.location

{
"The Jungle", "The Peaceful Village"} ;

}

whilst songplaying=1

{
println "wimoweh";
}

[Xilly]

isnt the answer in your question there? :)

[Toptotty]

Lion

{ state=sleeping;

array.location

{
"The Jungle", "The Peaceful Village"} ;

}

whilst songplaying=1

{
println "wimoweh";
}



Lion sleeps tonight :)
See mine above

[Elbonio]

edit: sorry didnt see yours



hmm...

[Elbonio]

summer of 69!


Bryan Adams


I suppose putting year="1969" would have been a bit obvious :p




begin;

var {
goodday=boolean
photosallowed=boolean
}

if goodday=1 then

{
photosallowed=1;
}

else

{
photosallowed=0;
}

[Boffykins]

It's been a bad day by REM.
if self.rotation = Rotation(0,90,0):
self.shadow = False

[Cheez]

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+++++[<+++++++++>-]>++++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]>++
+++[<++>-]++>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]+>++++
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+>-]+>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]>++++++++[<++++>-]
+>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]>+++++++++++[<++++++
++++>-]+>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]>++++++++[<+++
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+++++>-]++>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]>++++++
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+++++++++[<++++++>-]+>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]>
+++++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]>+++++++++++[<+++++++
+++>-]>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]>+++++[<++>-]+++++
++++++++[<]>>>>[<[[>]<<..[<]
>.>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
>.[<]
>.>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>.>.>.
>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.[<]
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enjoy ;)

[Boffykins]

99 Bottles of Beer. And you didn't answer mine.

[Cheez]

Oasis - Cast no shadow? Your turn to post a new one if that's right. ;)

[Tom]

meh

[Boffykins]

nascii = [82, 105, 111]
wascii = [83, 97, 110, 100]
name = ''.join([chr(i) for i in nascii])
where = ''.join([chr(i) for i in wascii])
Person(name).dance(where)

[Say_Ten]

Rio by Duran Duran


if ( everything.OK() )
{
alarm.sound();
}

[Boffykins]

KT Tunstall - False Alarm.

from Nintendogs import Dog, Gender

dog = Dog(Gender.Female)
dog.smack()

[Elbonio]

smack my bitch up - prodigy :p

[Skillet]

I know the answer but I don't want to take a turn :p

Edit: Phew beaten to it by Elbonio

[Elbonio]

array.her { pretty, queen of New York City, an old slut on junk } ;

array.him { handsome, bum, punk, scumbag, maggot, cheap lousy faggot } ;

NYPDchoir.output "Gallway Bay";

hisdreams=hisdreams+herdreams;

[Say_Ten]

Fairytale of New York - Pogues.

[Elbonio]

correct

your turn :p

[Say_Ten]

use PeriodicTable;
use Gender;
use strict;

sub song($)
{
my ( $self ) = @_;
my $gender = Gender.male;
my $element = PeriodicTable.fe;
return "$element $gender";
}

[Elbonio]

Iron Man by Black Sabbath?

[Say_Ten]

Aye :)

[Elbonio]

whilst in_love=false
{
set volume=1;
}

else

{
set volume=100;
+launch another_big_riot.exe;
}

[Boffykins]

Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales of San Francisco

[Elbonio]

nope - added another clue

[Boffykins]

Bah, well before you all think i'm mad, I was thinking of the lines:

Well this bird says they're amazing though, so all that's left
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

[Elbonio]

lol i see your reasoning but it's not that :p

[Boffykins]

Bjork - It's oh so quiet.
van = Van()

class Me:
def action(self):
van.append(self)
self.dillydally = False

me = Me()
me.parent.call(me.action)

[Elbonio]

lol when you added dilly dally i got it

I dont know who it's by but it's "my old man" (said follow the van)


and i only know that because we sing our own variation on it at Old Trafford, the lyrics of which I cant reproduce here without the swear filter breaking :p

[Boffykins]

lol well played mate

[Elbonio]

Function.Boom

{

room.position x=0, y=0, z=0;
room.position x=-50, y=-10, z=-5;
room.position x=+25, y=+5, z=+2;
room.position x=-15, y=-7, z=-3;
room.position x=+22, y=+12, z=+4;

}

[Boffykins]

ROFL
Boom Shake Shake Shake the Room

[Elbonio]

:D

[Boffykins]

self.go(x=-100,y=0)

[sh0ckwave]

Everybody's favorite, surely:

limits:=0;
reachfor(sky);

# define toodeep(valley)=false;
# define toohigh(mountain)=false;

edit back in my lame guess:
100 miles by the proclaimers

[Elbonio]

except it's 500 miles.... and i was going to do that one next!

[sh0ckwave]

except it's 500 miles.... and i was going to do that one next!
yeah dammit - i realised after the edit!
and then started preparing my own version of it :D
repeat {
walk(500);
} until distance=1000;
walk(10);
echo('That should do');

[Boffykins]

Anyone going to try and get mine? :P

[Elbonio]

oh we thought we had


hmm

[Boffykins]

Nope :P

[Elbonio]

Go west :p

nice one.

[Jester]

Op.131:I

[Joolz]

004113D0 push ebp
004113D1 mov ebp,esp
004113D3 sub esp,0C0h
004113D9 push ebx
004113DA push esi
004113DB push edi
004113DC lea edi,[ebp-0C0h]
004113E2 mov ecx,30h
004113E7 mov eax,0CCCCCCCCh
004113EC rep stos dword ptr es:[edi]
004113EE mov esi,esp
004113F0 push offset string "Rock" (41663Ch)
004113F5 call dword ptr [__imp__printf (4192D4h)]
004113FB add esp,4
004113FE cmp esi,esp
00411400 call @ILT+330(__RTC_CheckEsp) (41114Fh)
00411405 mov ecx,dword ptr [TimePiece]
00411408 call Clock::IncrementHour (4110EBh)
0041140D pop edi
0041140E pop esi
0041140F pop ebx
00411410 add esp,0C0h
00411416 cmp ebp,esp
00411418 call @ILT+330(__RTC_CheckEsp) (41114Fh)
0041141D mov esp,ebp
0041141F pop ebp
00411420 ret
00411440 push ebp
00411441 mov ebp,esp
00411443 sub esp,0CCh
00411449 push ebx
0041144A push esi
0041144B push edi
0041144C push ecx
0041144D lea edi,[ebp-0CCh]
00411453 mov ecx,33h
00411458 mov eax,0CCCCCCCCh
0041145D rep stos dword ptr es:[edi]
0041145F pop ecx
00411460 mov dword ptr [ebp-8],ecx
00411463 mov eax,dword ptr [this]
00411466 mov ecx,dword ptr [eax]
00411468 add ecx,1
0041146B mov edx,dword ptr [this]
0041146E mov dword ptr [edx],ecx
00411470 mov eax,dword ptr [this]
00411473 cmp dword ptr [eax],17h
00411476 jbe Clock::IncrementHour+41h (411481h)
00411478 mov eax,dword ptr [this]
0041147B mov dword ptr [eax],0
00411481 pop edi
00411482 pop esi
00411483 pop ebx
00411484 mov esp,ebp
00411486 pop ebp
00411487 ret
004114A0 push ebp
004114A1 mov ebp,esp
004114A3 push 0FFFFFFFFh
004114A5 push offset __ehhandler$_wmain (41465Eh)
004114AA mov eax,dword ptr fs:[00000000h]
004114B0 push eax
004114B1 sub esp,0E8h
004114B7 push ebx
004114B8 push esi
004114B9 push edi
004114BA lea edi,[ebp-0F4h]
004114C0 mov ecx,3Ah
004114C5 mov eax,0CCCCCCCCh
004114CA rep stos dword ptr es:[edi]
004114CC mov eax,dword ptr [___security_cookie (418000h)]
004114D1 xor eax,ebp
004114D3 push eax
004114D4 lea eax,[ebp-0Ch]
004114D7 mov dword ptr fs:[00000000h],eax
004114DD push 4
004114DF call operator new (411190h)
004114E4 add esp,4
004114E7 mov dword ptr [ebp-0E0h],eax
004114ED mov dword ptr [ebp-4],0
004114F4 cmp dword ptr [ebp-0E0h],0
004114FB je wmain+70h (411510h)
004114FD mov ecx,dword ptr [ebp-0E0h]
00411503 call Clock::Clock (411127h)
00411508 mov dword ptr [ebp-0F4h],eax
0041150E jmp wmain+7Ah (41151Ah)
00411510 mov dword ptr [ebp-0F4h],0
0041151A mov eax,dword ptr [ebp-0F4h]
00411520 mov dword ptr [ebp-0ECh],eax
00411526 mov dword ptr [ebp-4],0FFFFFFFFh
0041152D mov ecx,dword ptr [ebp-0ECh]
00411533 mov dword ptr [ebp-14h],ecx
00411536 mov eax,1
0041153B test eax,eax
0041153D je wmain+0ADh (41154Dh)
0041153F mov eax,dword ptr [ebp-14h]
00411542 push eax
00411543 call Rock (411096h)
00411548 add esp,4
0041154B jmp wmain+96h (411536h)
0041154D xor eax,eax
0041154F mov ecx,dword ptr [ebp-0Ch]
00411552 mov dword ptr fs:[0],ecx
00411559 pop ecx
0041155A pop edi
0041155B pop esi
0041155C pop ebx
0041155D add esp,0F4h
00411563 cmp ebp,esp
00411565 call @ILT+330(__RTC_CheckEsp) (41114Fh)
0041156A mov esp,ebp
0041156C pop ebp
0041156D ret

[Boffykins]

Trust him... I got it within 10 seconds. Jester's is Beethoven.

[Elbonio]

var x
var love

x=love
x !> love
x !< love
x=thebest

[Boffykins]

Madness - Must be Love

while(1):
pass

[Boffykins]

Hint: don't RUN the above code if you want your CPU to live

[Elbonio]

was that a clue to the song, or some genuine advice?

[Joolz]

was that a clue to the song, or some genuine advice?

Genuine Advice...

[Elbonio]

Give it away? Red hot Chilli Peppers?

:s tough one

[Boffykins]

Nope

[andyf]

I vote this as the current geekiest thread of 2006.

[Boffykins]

Honestly, joolz's one isn't that hard. Give it a go guys!

[Say_Ten]

Joolz's is easy it's yours Boff I don't know. Not "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"?

[Boffykins]

God knows what made you think that, but no. And it must be said that my one was actually Joolz's one. So blame him.

[Elbonio]

!hint

clue please!

[D0c]

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round ;)

Edit; that wasnt a clue btw, just my guess :P

[Elbonio]

"this is the song that gets on your nerves" ?

[D0c]

meh, did a simple one :)


there.class: there.java
javac there.java


all: there.class
javac *.java

[Elbonio]

Madness - Must be Love

while(1):
pass


after cluies on IRC I got it as "Relax" by frankie goes to hollywood as it's doing nothing - ie relaxing




Canine.location="window"

Query {
lookup Canine.price;
}

[D0c]

ill take that as 'How much is that doggie in the window' :)
mine's up above

[Boffykins]

New one


dNow = datetime.now()
while(1):
dNow = dNow - datetime.timedelta(hours=1)

[Boffykins]

Sorry, train lag, posted whilst you two were positng i think

[her0n]

Was Rick's 'Sclub7 - Reach' ?

[sh0ckwave]

Was Rick's 'Sclub7 - Reach' ?
Nope.

Was Joolz' Rock around the Clock, by Bill Haley and his Comets?

[Boffykins]

DING!

[Toptotty]

Everybody's favorite, surely:

limits:=0;
reachfor(sky);

# define toodeep(valley)=false;
# define toohigh(mountain)=false;


No Limits - 2 unlimited?

[sh0ckwave]

No Limits - 2 unlimited?
Yes!

[Aardvark]

Is Doc's Radiohead - There There? And if it is, Elbonio just loses.

[Say_Ten]

Boff - Not "Timewarp" is it?

[Boffykins]

Nein

[D0c]

Aard - no

Boff - Muse - Time is running out?

[Boffykins]

Nope

[Boffykins]

Extra context


class Baby:
dNow = datetime.now()
while(1):
dNow = dNow - datetime.timedelta(hours=1)[/QUOTE]

[D0c]

hinty hinty


there.class: there.java
javac there.java


all: there.class #make there
javac *.java # make *
ethtool wol p # wake up
sleep 0 # never sleep
whoami # find who i am


me$ make all
javac there.java
javac *.java
root
me$


might have been a bit too cryptic then :P

[Say_Ten]

Boff: Christina Aguilera - Running Out Of Time ?

[Cheez]

Now and Forever by Five?

[Zeke]

Cher - If i could turn back time?

[Freelance]

#include <cstdlib>
#include <iostream>
#include <stdio.h>
using namespace std;

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
int v;

v = (int)argv[1];
if (v > 20000)
{
printf("danger\n");
}
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}

[Boffykins]

You're all still way too far off

[Boffykins]

Freelance - Danger Danger, High voltage?

[Freelance]

aye

[Boffykins]

Won't do another one until people have got my last one

[Boffykins]

Cleeeeeeeeeew


class Baby:
dHands = datetime.now()
while(1):
dHands = dHands - datetime.timedelta(hours=1)

[WhiteKnight]

Danger, High voltage - Electric 6

Edit: damn... that`ll teach me to leave the browser open :D

[Cheez]

Aqua - Turn back time?

Failing that, is it some crappy band that only you and Aardvark will have ever heard of? :p

[Rupert]

for n=0 to 2
those were the days
next n

[RocketKnight]

class Baby:
dHands = datetime.now()
while(1):
dHands = dHands - datetime.timedelta(hours=1)
Forever Young? Holding Back The Years? Some trendy indie song I've never heard of entitled "My Baby's Hands Get 1 Hour Younger For Infinite"?? :p:

[Boffykins]

Another clue cos you all suck so much


class Baby:
dHands = datetime.now()
while(1):
self.goRound()
dHands = dHands - datetime.timedelta(hours=1)

[Say_Ten]

You Spin Me Right Round - Dead or Alive ?

[Boffykins]

Nope. Also, I think I've misled you. The lyric I thought was "baby" was "maybe"

[Boffykins]

maybe = random(1)
dHands = datetime.now()
for i in [0,1]:
while(1):
self.goRound()
if maybe:
dHands = dHands - datetime.timedelta(hours=1)

[Chicane]

Sugababes - Round Round ?

my attempt:



if place_of_birth="mississipi" then
DIY="alabama" and panorama="expensive"
else
you="suck"
end if

[Boffykins]

Nope

[Boffykins]

And Chicane's is Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California

[Zeke]

boff - Lets go round again?

[Boffykins]

THANK THE LORD!!!!! Well done, your turn!

[Cheez]

I'm hoping the forums don't munge this...


Just for sanity, here's a PHP version.
<?php
$repeat = "round";
echo "Get a ";
for ($i = 0; $i < 3; $i ++) {
echo $repeat;
}
echo "rockin a" . $repeat . ".";
?>

[Freelance]

the beach boys - i get around?

[Cheez]

Yeah, the forums alas binned the version I made in Whitespace (http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/index.php). Your turn Freelance.

[Freelance]

pseudo java time. i think anyone who knows the track should get thisclass car
{
bool ignition;
person driver;
load rack_content;
}

class person
{
String state;
String gender;
}

class load
{
String description;
}

public static void main(String[] args)
{
person john = new person("asleep", "male");
person jane = new person("awake", "female)";
load scase = new load("suitcase");
car the_car = new car(true, jane, scase);
}