Chegwin vs. Mallett

[Neon]

Ok, so in a fair fight?

Keith Chegwin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Chegwin) vs. Timmy Mallett (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timmy_Mallet)

[Gunsmith]

timmy mallet hands down

[Hg]

http://www.maths.strath.ac.uk/~aap03102/img/timmy.jpg

[Rupert]

As Timmy Mallet went to Warwick uni (I am led to believe) he regularly visits the student union. My sister tells me he is a prick

[Dan]

Very good question.......



hmmmmm.....



Cheggers.

[Gunsmith]

My sister tells me he is a prick

friend of mine said he met him once, came away with the same impression.

[Guigsy]

its widely reported mallet is a prize cock...however

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1046048/
Attended Warwick University, England. Famed for hitting small children...

'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie yellow polka dot bikini...lal lalala'

[Gunsmith]

Attended Warwick University, England. Famed for hitting small children...

ROFL :D

[RocketKnight]

As Timmy Mallet went to Warwick uni (I am led to believe) he regularly visits the student union. My sister tells me he is a prick
He did, which is why he makes a cameo appearance on DJ Yoda's 80s album (Yoda also studied at Warwick).

[Qdos]

Keith Chegwin on "naked jungle"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/780000/images/_782463_chegwin_300.jpg

And whatever you do, don't go looking for pics of that, enough to leave you mentally scarred permanently.

Mallet's Mallet > Cheggers Cocky.

*edited for work safeness - and my sanity*

[TimmyNoShoes]

Keith Chegwin on "naked jungle"

And whatever you do, don't go looking for pics of that, enough to leave you mentally scarred permanently.

Mallet's Mallet > Cheggers Cocky.

*edited for work safeness - and my sanity*

The look on that womans face in the background is PRICELESS.

[GreyDeath]

Wasnt the set for naked jungle also the set for a simlar NONE NUDE kids tv game show?

[Guigsy]

desturbingly... yes

[JeRkY]

it all seems like a bad dream now.

[Elbonio]

i met timmy mallet in the swimming baths


and thats really no contest tbh

[GreyDeath]

desturbingly... yes

I hope they burnt everything to sanatise the probable lice infestation after that show.

For cheggers getting his spuff on kids play equipment he loses

[Cheez]

keith chegwin
64,800 results
timmy mallet
190,000 results

Looks like googlefight knows the answer. :)

[Rhi]

jack bauer would win

[Elspuddy]

i'l say it's would be a A draw, instagib!, while timmy mallet had the big pink hammer of doom, Chegwin has them big inflaterbules from cheaggers play pop.

[Strych]

http://www.andycrawford.net/ has some of "the bad pictures" of naked jungle - but there is actually one unbelievably fit naturist on there.... (hint: its not cheggers)

[[TRS]Scotteh]

mallet hands down, whether hes a prick or not is no concern to me as cheggers deserves a good beating lol

[LadyU]

Keith Chegwin on "naked jungle"

And whatever you do, don't go looking for pics of that, enough to leave you mentally scarred permanently.

dammit, I had to have YEARS of therapy to erase that image and you've brought it all up again....nooooooooooooo

[Strych]

http://www.poddle.net/~strych/pictures/cheggers.jpg

[lyn]

http://www.poddle.net/~strych/pictures/cheggers.jpg


I'm scarred for live now

[Chicane]

omg thats not even covering anything up

[GreyDeath]

You could have used a smaller modesty covering image tbh