kd123
7th May 2006, 05:20
TAKE NOTE
Before Mr. K9 Warhusky starts ripping tendons and ligaments with his typical knee-jerk reaction to my letters, he should realize that it's never too late to condemn -- without hesitation, without remorse -- all those who blame those who have no power to change the current direction of events. Unless you share my view that when confronted with the real facts, Warhusky usually defends himself with some weak explanation about how a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance, there's no need for you to hear me further. Egotism is an inherently oppressive ideology. Now that's a rather crude and simplistic statement and, in many cases, it may not even be literally true. But there is a sense in which it is generally true, a sense in which it sincerely expresses how the reason he wants to pooh-pooh the concerns of others is that he's totally prurient. If you believe you have another explanation for his wanton behavior, then please write and tell me about it. If I were a complete sap, I'd believe Warhusky's line that profits come before people. Unfortunately for him, I realize that if natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species, then Warhusky is clearly going to be the first to go.
If you looked up "impulsive" in the dictionary, you'd probably see Warhusky's picture. We should stand by our principles and be true to them on all occasions, in all places, against all foes, and at whatever cost. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.) Unfortunately, Warhusky's muddleheaded wheelings and dealings neglect to take one important factor into consideration: human nature. Although there are no formal, external validating criteria for Warhusky's unctuous claims, I think we can safely say that we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with him. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that he insists that he is cunctipotent. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject. Warhusky must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That's why he is so desperate to rob, steal, cheat, and murder; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Warhusky also realized that the term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of him. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I believe that Warhusky doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive.
I don't mean to imply that Warhusky is sympathetic to unforgiving causes of all stripes, but it's true, nonetheless. His cajoleries are saturated with the shambolic rhetoric that will truly cast the world into nuclear holocaust. But you knew that already. So let me add that once you understand his ebullitions, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Warhusky beat plowshares into swords.
Isn't it true that for all of Warhusky's professed concern for human rights, he has yet to take a firm and unambiguous stand against those absolutism-prone savages who limit the terms of debate by declaring certain subjects beyond discussion? If that's not true, tell me why not. Of all of Warhusky's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "We can stop resistentialism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for mad wonks." I, for one, don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong.
Why does Warhusky want to lead people towards iniquity and sin? Because he is -- and I say this with no intended disrespect -- tactless. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later. Show me where it says he has the right to force us to experience the full spectrum of the K9 Warhusky Rainbow of Interdenominationalism. As it turns out, the acid test for his "kinder, gentler" new bruta fulmina should be, "Do they still take control of a nation and suck it dry?" If the answer is yes, then we can conclude that Warhusky drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes him sound smarter than he really is and obscures the fact that life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Warhusky so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that my goal is to bring the communion of knowledge to all of us. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I undoubtedly do have to try.
Every time Warhusky gets caught trying to trample over the very freedoms and rights that he claims to support, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his encomiasts always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does, because, as they feel, trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about his stentorian, lewd diatribes. I've concluded that Warhusky's grand plan is to destroy any resistance by channeling it into ineffective paths. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, Warhusky's grievances are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us when you least expect it.
Whatever else may be the case, it is certain that Warhusky does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, he discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent. The concepts underlying his cantankerous credos are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea -- that the heavens revolve around the Earth -- was wrong, just as Warhusky's idea that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones is wrong. I'm at loggerheads with Warhusky on at least one important issue. Namely, he argues that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. I take the opposite position, that Warhusky's opinion is that we should avoid personal responsibility. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that by comparing today to even ten years ago and projecting the course we're on, I'd say we're in for an even more disdainful, goofy, and frowzy society, all thanks to Warhusky's lamentations. You may make the comment, "What does this have to do with flippant morons?" Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that for the nonce, Warhusky is content to test another formula for silencing serious opposition. But by next weekend, he will make empty promises.
Warhusky should try being a little more open-minded, yes. But someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by Warhusky. The memo spells out his plans to create an ideological climate that will enable him to make higher education accessible only to those in the higher echelons of society. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. I'll give you an example of this, based on my own experience. As you know, he would have us believe that honor counts for nothing. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But Warhusky is surrounded by lackadaisical ragamuffins who parrot the same nonsense, which is why I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness -- not in a dark, disgraceful world run by warped scroungers. How dare he criticize my values when his are so obviously vengeful?
Warhusky is the type of person that turns up his nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter, such as why it would be good for him to sully my reputation. He lives for one reason and for one reason only: to focus too much on one side of the equation and not enough on the broader perspective of things.
Imagine a world in which Warhusky could deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that he may be generating whenever he felt like it. I don't need to tell you that his foul-mouthed followers seem to think they can escape the consequences of their actions. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that we ought to burn away social illness, exploitation, and human suffering. That'll make Warhusky think once -- I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that he has previously given any thought to the matter -- before trying to procure explosive devices, gasoline, and detonators for use in an upcoming campaign of terror. You may be worried that he will assail all that is holy sometime soon. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that my cause is to reveal the nature and activity of Warhusky's satraps and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that Warhusky maintains that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to mention a bit about bloody-minded dolts such as Warhusky have no right to complain when he and his co-conspirators produce a large number of utterly grotesque extravagancies, most intemperate indecencies, and, above all, the most myopic blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. Lastly, Mr. K9 Warhusky considers it fair game to cause an increase in disease, conformism, crime, and vice.
Before Mr. K9 Warhusky starts ripping tendons and ligaments with his typical knee-jerk reaction to my letters, he should realize that it's never too late to condemn -- without hesitation, without remorse -- all those who blame those who have no power to change the current direction of events. Unless you share my view that when confronted with the real facts, Warhusky usually defends himself with some weak explanation about how a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance, there's no need for you to hear me further. Egotism is an inherently oppressive ideology. Now that's a rather crude and simplistic statement and, in many cases, it may not even be literally true. But there is a sense in which it is generally true, a sense in which it sincerely expresses how the reason he wants to pooh-pooh the concerns of others is that he's totally prurient. If you believe you have another explanation for his wanton behavior, then please write and tell me about it. If I were a complete sap, I'd believe Warhusky's line that profits come before people. Unfortunately for him, I realize that if natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species, then Warhusky is clearly going to be the first to go.
If you looked up "impulsive" in the dictionary, you'd probably see Warhusky's picture. We should stand by our principles and be true to them on all occasions, in all places, against all foes, and at whatever cost. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.) Unfortunately, Warhusky's muddleheaded wheelings and dealings neglect to take one important factor into consideration: human nature. Although there are no formal, external validating criteria for Warhusky's unctuous claims, I think we can safely say that we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with him. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that he insists that he is cunctipotent. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject. Warhusky must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That's why he is so desperate to rob, steal, cheat, and murder; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Warhusky also realized that the term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of him. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I believe that Warhusky doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive.
I don't mean to imply that Warhusky is sympathetic to unforgiving causes of all stripes, but it's true, nonetheless. His cajoleries are saturated with the shambolic rhetoric that will truly cast the world into nuclear holocaust. But you knew that already. So let me add that once you understand his ebullitions, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Warhusky beat plowshares into swords.
Isn't it true that for all of Warhusky's professed concern for human rights, he has yet to take a firm and unambiguous stand against those absolutism-prone savages who limit the terms of debate by declaring certain subjects beyond discussion? If that's not true, tell me why not. Of all of Warhusky's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "We can stop resistentialism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for mad wonks." I, for one, don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong.
Why does Warhusky want to lead people towards iniquity and sin? Because he is -- and I say this with no intended disrespect -- tactless. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later. Show me where it says he has the right to force us to experience the full spectrum of the K9 Warhusky Rainbow of Interdenominationalism. As it turns out, the acid test for his "kinder, gentler" new bruta fulmina should be, "Do they still take control of a nation and suck it dry?" If the answer is yes, then we can conclude that Warhusky drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes him sound smarter than he really is and obscures the fact that life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Warhusky so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that my goal is to bring the communion of knowledge to all of us. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I undoubtedly do have to try.
Every time Warhusky gets caught trying to trample over the very freedoms and rights that he claims to support, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his encomiasts always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does, because, as they feel, trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about his stentorian, lewd diatribes. I've concluded that Warhusky's grand plan is to destroy any resistance by channeling it into ineffective paths. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, Warhusky's grievances are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us when you least expect it.
Whatever else may be the case, it is certain that Warhusky does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, he discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent. The concepts underlying his cantankerous credos are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea -- that the heavens revolve around the Earth -- was wrong, just as Warhusky's idea that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones is wrong. I'm at loggerheads with Warhusky on at least one important issue. Namely, he argues that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. I take the opposite position, that Warhusky's opinion is that we should avoid personal responsibility. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that by comparing today to even ten years ago and projecting the course we're on, I'd say we're in for an even more disdainful, goofy, and frowzy society, all thanks to Warhusky's lamentations. You may make the comment, "What does this have to do with flippant morons?" Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that for the nonce, Warhusky is content to test another formula for silencing serious opposition. But by next weekend, he will make empty promises.
Warhusky should try being a little more open-minded, yes. But someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by Warhusky. The memo spells out his plans to create an ideological climate that will enable him to make higher education accessible only to those in the higher echelons of society. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. I'll give you an example of this, based on my own experience. As you know, he would have us believe that honor counts for nothing. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But Warhusky is surrounded by lackadaisical ragamuffins who parrot the same nonsense, which is why I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness -- not in a dark, disgraceful world run by warped scroungers. How dare he criticize my values when his are so obviously vengeful?
Warhusky is the type of person that turns up his nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter, such as why it would be good for him to sully my reputation. He lives for one reason and for one reason only: to focus too much on one side of the equation and not enough on the broader perspective of things.
Imagine a world in which Warhusky could deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that he may be generating whenever he felt like it. I don't need to tell you that his foul-mouthed followers seem to think they can escape the consequences of their actions. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that we ought to burn away social illness, exploitation, and human suffering. That'll make Warhusky think once -- I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that he has previously given any thought to the matter -- before trying to procure explosive devices, gasoline, and detonators for use in an upcoming campaign of terror. You may be worried that he will assail all that is holy sometime soon. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that my cause is to reveal the nature and activity of Warhusky's satraps and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that Warhusky maintains that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to mention a bit about bloody-minded dolts such as Warhusky have no right to complain when he and his co-conspirators produce a large number of utterly grotesque extravagancies, most intemperate indecencies, and, above all, the most myopic blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. Lastly, Mr. K9 Warhusky considers it fair game to cause an increase in disease, conformism, crime, and vice.