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Yes, I have told (read grovelled for) my employers that I shall indeed NOT be turning in on the Bank Holiday monday so I shall attend StratLAN5
http://www.multiplay.co.uk/stratlan/showseats.asp
You have been warned.
Well im glad to hear that you can attend this one Russ.
It just would'nt be the same with out you :D
There'd be, like, no-one exhibiting gay tendencies.
Or should that be not exhibiting gay tendencies?
Ohh, now I'm all confused. Perhaps I should have said bi-tendencies?
BRING ON THE RUM MY LITTLE ONES.
On a sad note, I'm still unable to say about i8 - partic if there is a Manc LAN this year, it would be the first I-series event I've not attended. boo hoo.
Excellent Afty... bring your drinking shirt :)
Big Giant Head
2nd May 2001, 21:30
Nice one m8, glad to see you're coming :)
and it's nice to see you're attending StratLAN 5 :D
I will be bringing my drinking shirt. Done virtually **** all socialising for a month :/
no sign of change.
bah
night
Lucifa
2nd May 2001, 22:53
Russ honey, move to 32 :)
Purleeeeassse
So you can watch my screen as my mortar lands on your head?
Or perhaps you can throw things at the back of my head?
I think not!
Of course, in 35 I can fluffle Joe too...
All Wizzos Iron Coalition Garrison Are Belong To Us!
Lucifa
3rd May 2001, 04:32
Actually cos i was gonna move to 31, then I can kick you when you kill me (that one time).
Lucifa
You mean you're going to leave the server after 20 seconds of our first game and then refuse to play me all weekend?
bah!
Move to 35, and sit on my knee.
Lucifa
3rd May 2001, 14:49
Just move you tart!
I WANT TO STROKE FEARHAWK BEFORE WE ENTOMB HIM IN THE SPoD!
Ooops, did I just give something away?
SPoD Afty? Spinning Pain of Device? You sure m8?
btw - there are better targets for the trip... honest...
[Edited by FearHawk on 3rd May 2001 at 20:34]
And the targets shall be decided upon during the weekend.
Strangely enough, most targets seem to be 'lacking' in the weight department.
Wonder why...
Lucifa
3rd May 2001, 22:24
Well that rules out 90% of multiplay staff (including me).
Just the little 'virgin' yellow shirts teehee!
No No No No No.
When I said 'lacking' in weight, I meant those under 14 stone.
Which is at least half the multiplay staff.
Lucifa
3rd May 2001, 23:17
Still rules out me then probably :)
You must be under that, you lanky bitch...
Lucifa
Originally posted by afty
No No No No No.
When I said 'lacking' in weight, I meant those under 14 stone.
/me hides
Originally posted by lucifa
Still rules out me then probably :)
You must be under that, you lanky bitch...
Lucifa
Depends on how much I've eaten that day and the last time I dropped a dump :) - I'm generally within a couple of pounds of 14 stone.
BugAlugs
4th May 2001, 08:17
Its time to create that Body MAss Index thing, Time to take the weighing scales to StratLAN5 weigh and measure everyone and then see if people canm improve themselves by i8 or StratLAN6.
As part of the new health drive, my aim here is to shame myself and others into focusing on their physical state before its too late. Those are are of course within the Good area, can simply fest on cream cakes all weekend.
In fact I may be tempted to get wizzo to stump up a prize for best improvement....
I appear to have lost about 5 kilos in the last month, not sure how.
Not happy about it either. Takes my BMI down to about 20 which is on the slim/normal bracket. - The Americans have decided that 22-24 is the optimal BMI, though it's accepted that up to 26 is fine ;)
Of course, this is annoying for me, but somewhat good news as it means I can pig out all weekend on the cream cakes. If we initiate Bugs' regime, it also means that for their own good I should take the cakes of :
Bugs
Wizzo
TGuyver
Jase
Groo
And anyone else whos BMI is suspected of being > 24.
Lucifa was looking a little 'portly' last time I saw him.
BRING ON THE CREAM CAKES!
Are you really sure that's a good idea Jay, what if out ickle powerhouse Thistle gets involved, we can't allow him to gain more strength! And as for Big-G, if he were to become big then wizzo wouldn't be able to reach his "strokably smooth" hair anymore....
/me stops and looks at his pudgy 10st8 frame
Give me the exercise bike
Strych
4th May 2001, 14:12
He's 6'4 and around 11 stone. Someone please feel free to do the BMI math.
BTW, please keep me away from scales, I already know I'm fat :(
/joins Bug's WeightWatchers
/packs salad
Big Giant Head
4th May 2001, 15:10
That makes ds worrying skinny, I'm 6'2" and not much shy of 14 stone
and strych you look lovely ;)
Strych
4th May 2001, 15:23
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmicalc.htm
I believe it gives him a BMI of around 18.4
I'm, not telling what mine is, suffice to say that it is NOT under 20.
[EDIT : This URL is a better one --> http://thriveonline.oxygen.com/weight/tools/bmi.html]
[Edited by Strych on 4th May 2001 at 16:32]
Big Giant Head
4th May 2001, 15:28
hmmm 24.6.....I'm moving out of the gangly teen stage
Well almost ;)
ph33r my lanky BMI of.. wait for it...
17.3
looks like i'll be the one stuffing myself as you lot get on the treadmills :D
"Some people are just naturally thin and can thank their lucky genes: A mild degree of underweight is associated with a longer life expectancy. "
rAR!
/me challenges everyone to the bleep test!
[Edited by D0c on 5th May 2001 at 12:08]
Strych
10th May 2001, 15:33
:pissed:
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