strangely true...

[Rhi]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=lan+sluts&gender=p

i never get tired of these things...

especially when they give lansluts pedals :p

[Pru]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Pru&gender=p

XD

[Bootz]

lan trash.

[Elbonio]

for all you WoW fans out there


http://www.wow-europe.com/shared/wow-com/images/basics/honorguide/thrall.jpg


thrall (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Thrall&gender=m)

[Minidisk]

1. Every day in the UK, four people die putting WoW on

[Qdos]

1. There are 336 dimples on Mr.T.
2. Mr.T can't sweat.
3. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Mr.T Head.
4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Mr.T.
5. Mr.T can taste with his feet.
6. Reindeer like to eat Mr.T.
7. Mr.T is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Mr.T.
8. About one tenth of Mr.T is permanently covered in ice.
9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Mr.T!
10. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Mr.T.

[Bootz]

Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of my b*llocks.
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by my b*llocks.
Olive oil was used for washing my b*llocks in the ancient Mediterranean world!
My b*llocks can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by my b*llocks fighting underground!
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about my b*llocks!
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make my b*llocks.
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are my b*llocks!
There are more than two hundred different kinds of my b*llocks.
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil my b*llocks!

[Aardvark]

When you say 'my b*llocks' are we talking gender confusion, or some sort of trophy collection? :eek:

[Scuz]

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow chuck norris to vote!
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be chuck norris.
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of chuck norris.
4. Peanuts and chuck norris are beans.
5. Americans discard enough chuck norris to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is chuck norris.
7. Native Americans never actually ate chuck norris; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
8. If you blow out all the candles on chuck norris with one breath, your wish will come true.
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by chuck norris.
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as chuck norris.

[UberMonkey]

Originally posted by Aardvark
When you say 'my b*llocks' are we talking gender confusion, or some sort of trophy collection? :eek:

she has a large collection of 'b*llocks' that she keeps in jars under her bed

/nod nod

[Elbonio]

Ideally, Elbonio should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
You share your birthday with Elbonio.
Snow White's coffin was made of Elbonio!
Devoid of his cells and proteins, Elbonio has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Elbonio.
Elbonio is incapable of sleep.
Half a cup of Elbonio contains only seventeen calories.
Olympic badminton rules say that Elbonio must have exactly fourteen feathers!
The first Elbonio was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
In 1982 Time Magazine named Elbonio its 'Man of the Year'.

[Rhi]

Half a cup of Elbonio contains only seventeen calories. :p

excellent