It's Work-Free-Friday!

[Ryvita]

It's the first working week of the year, we're all knackered, and with today being the last day of a four day week, it is the ideal time for some quality slacking off.

Let me explain. We can make the safe assumption that you are going to slack off at least one day this year. No arguments there. We are obviously out to get the maximum amount of quality slacking per day slacked. When considering slacking today you have to remember that being a four day week you will in fact actually be getting one quarter of a slack week, as opposed to a normal fifth.

Think about it, that's a whole extra twentieth of a week of extra slacking at no additional cost to you! Given an average 40 hour working week that's a whole two hours of extra free time you can get yourself!

More to the point, we are now in the build up for the festival of Winter-een-mas (http://www.wintereenmas.com/) as pioneered by the webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Del (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php). It's the holiday season for gamers, all about gaming. What's not to like. :)

Have I persuaded you yet? I'm warning you, if you don't slack off soon, countless kittens could die... (http://kittenwar.com/)

...and if none of that garbage convinces you, I will be forced to use extreme measures: The Big Green Diamond of Control.

http://photos.poddle.net/albums/NewYearsEve/StaffLAN_2005_2006_NYE_0075.sized.jpg

"The Power of Sims compels you!
The Power of Sims compels you!"

(It was a StaffLAN thing...)

Happy Friday, feel free to add more irrelevant, pointless but preferably funny links to this thread.

Ryv (Bored at work and the boss is away...)

[Shazz]

actual LOL

and yes, cba to do work :/

[Aardvark]

It seems I *do* have at least one qualification required to work there Ryv ;)

[Ryvita]

Hmm, why is this showing up on the MPUK front page as "Work-Free-Frida"? Who knows, maybe the server is getting into the spirit of things too. :)

In other news, rejoice and be merry for today is MAJOR LESBO's birthday! (http://forums.multiplay.co.uk/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=8204)
Her (?) zero posts have enriched all our lives, I'm sure you'll agree, and we are all better people for knowing her (?). :p

Ryv

[Guigsy]

well i knock off at 1:40 so its off home for me to play nfsmw and rape the rear tires on my supra a bit more i won last night \o/

[Gunsmith]

feels like a thursday so im having issues being lazy :(

[LozB]

off work all week due working over christmas anyway

[her0n]

Well i'm not even back at uni til monday so... :p

PH34R the diamond!

[Ryvita]

Indeed Heron, indeed... (http://photos.poddle.net/albums/NewYearsEve/StaffLAN_2005_2006_NYE_0056.sized.jpg)

[her0n]

:o

[Ryvita]

:D The Diamond is a dangerous, dangerous thing. What happened to it after StaffLAN? It was still floating around when I left.

Ryv

[Afty]

Ah, so you did kiss at least one female at New Years' then?

[Aardvark]

Guess that means you owe me twenty!

...

Who am I kidding, I got no takers on that one :D

[Cabe]

http://photos.poddle.net/albums/NewYearsEve/StaffLAN_2005_2006_NYE_0049.sized.jpg


I think Helen is safe.

[Afty]

Joey, on the other hand, looks positively disturbed :)

[Ryvita]

Wanted: Ryvita's Reputation
Last seen: Leaving the building, circa 0030 hours, 1/1/06

If anyone thinks they have a complete list of people I owe apologies to, please, answers on the back of a postcard to the usual address.

Ryv

[Aardvark]

Er Ryv, weren't you merely living up to your reputation? :D

[Ch3m1c4L]

"is that a lightsabre in your pocket or are you jsut pleased to see me?"

[eleni]

Originally posted by Aardvark
Er Ryv, weren't you merely living up to your reputation? :D

living up to his reputation? i think a whole new reputation was born that night. happy new year ryv :P

[Ryvita]

Lets just not go there shall we.

What happened at StratLAN 10 STAYS at StratLAN 10.

Ryv

[WhiteKnight]

I thought this was stafflan ?

[Aardvark]

The reputation was born at Stratlan 10 though :)

[eleni]

Originally posted by Ryvita
Lets just not go there shall we.

What happened at StratLAN 10 STAYS at StratLAN 10.

Ryv

will i be able to find photos? :P

[Ryvita]

Depends how well my anti-publicity ninja's have been doing their job.

Ryv

[lyn]

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[LadyU]

WINTEREEENMAS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryvita]

Finally, someone actually notices what the thread's about... :)

Thank you, and a happy Wintereenmas to you!

I began celebrations on sunday by installing, playing, finishing (by transcending) then uninstalling, Alpha Centauri. 'Twas good. When next I have some free hours spare, I shall be reinstalling and completing Warhammer 40k. :)

Ryv

[TimmyNoShoes]

I noticed, but i was too busy celebrating wintereenmas to post :)

[Aardvark]

Tim Buckley is a cockfag. Discuss.

[Ryvita]

Fine, if you say so, but he is at least a cockfag (how does that get past the Censor?) with a good idea.

It's cold, it's dark, lets stay in a and play games... :)

Ryv

[CyberDrac]

His take on the life of a gamer, albeit a predominantly console based gamer since the incident with the drunken watercooling attempt and the appearance of Zeke, has strange parallels with a lot of peoples' experiences on this forum. Personally I find his understanding of the gamer and girlfriend situation particularly spooky.

Wintereenmas is a superb concept, what else are you going to do on these long winter nights other than get drunk and play more games than is healthy for you?

CD

[Ryvita]

Here here.

Ryv

[Afty]

Originally posted by Ryvita
When next I have some free hours spare, I shall be reinstalling and completing Warhammer 40k. :) Requiring about 7 minutes, not including cut scenes :p

[her0n]

I found a minor hint at Ryv's reputation....

http://her0n.multiplay.co.uk/taster.jpg

let's just say the photo was lurking around shall we? ;)

Btw nice quiff.

[Afty]

There are worse photos out there. I assure you. :)

[her0n]

Oh yes.. hence it being just a mere taster ;)

[Switch`]

there are arms and hands EVERYWHERE

[D0c]

SCORPION WOMAN!