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__OpenGL__
29th August 2005, 14:22
the insanely meaty wang..
gf e15 for last minute pleasure.

Ratterz
29th August 2005, 14:22
Originally posted by __OpenGL__
the insanely meaty wang..
gf e15 for last minute pleasure.

duley noted

__OpenGL__
29th August 2005, 14:23
lol windows + l is my freind =)

Silk75
29th August 2005, 17:54
Originally posted by __OpenGL__
lol windows + l is my freind =)

I before E except after C

__OpenGL__
29th August 2005, 20:21
Is it? Oh right! You got the idea any way. (Having dyslexia sux!)

TheDon
30th August 2005, 11:07
Originally posted by Silk75
I before E except after C

"I before E
Except after C,
Unless pronounced A
As in 'neighbor' or 'weigh'"

Education is forfeit for reinforcing such rules!
Sound a feisty reveille while eyeing the schools!
Neither will our heirs be agreeing to deceptions
Once seeing, herein, these sufficient exceptions:

We were seized by a feeling
For fleeing on the ceiling
To a leisurely meal
With Keith, Sheila, and Neil

We drank madeira, so foreign, in steins
Along with a surfeit of weird blueish wines
Being foolish, took codeine, ate ancient proteins
Therein guaranteeing these ogreish scenes

Wherein we're canoeing to a new sovereign state
While deicing a kaleidoscope on a hot jadeite plate
And kneeing obeisance to an overseeing king
Our plebeian lips kissed his counterfeit ring.

Then we unveiled their sleight-of-hand trick
Deifying a heifer, with effect atheistic
And falling from the heights with a loud seismic crunch
We reignited the nonpareils we had heisted for lunch.

So I before E
Except after C
Unless pronounced A?
False decreeing, I say!

One short poem with over 50 exceptions to that rule :P It's no suprise people forget about the i before e thing, it's a useless phrase that should have been abandoned years ago.