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Strych
2nd July 2005, 21:47
I actually win life.

Just down the road from me they have opened a full-on bona fide Krispy Kreme Doughnut store (with Drive Thru)

(http://www.krispykreme.com/storelocatoruk.html)

Apparently its pretty much the only one in the country not in either a) Harrods or b) a US Military Base.

I drove home today and saw the "Hot Light" come on, indicating hot doughnuts had just been cooked and were making thier way through the "glaze waterfall". One hastily executed U-turn later, said doughnuts had been plucked from the glaze waterfall, boxed and hurriedly consumed.

So, seen as pretty much none of you, as far as I know, live in New Malden, I'd like to take the opportunity to say...












Ner ner ne-ner ner. No hot Krispy Kreme for you! Mwuhahahaha!

Shazz
2nd July 2005, 21:53
s**t-c**k

Elbonio
2nd July 2005, 21:57
we're going to find you in huge amounts of debts, fat and naked on the floor with custard oozing out of your mouth and 42 cats licking the glazing off hundreds of boxes of ring doughnuts

Dan
2nd July 2005, 21:58
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Nivek
2nd July 2005, 22:00
well when i go back to uni in kingston that could be worth a visit

Aardvark
2nd July 2005, 22:00
Yes, you do realise such a habit can only lead to uber fatness*. And of course that means none of us will love you any more. And that as a result you will DIE ALONE!

*Doughnuts can lead to fatness as part of part of a calorie uncontrolled diet, blah blah not automatic all that guff

pos
2nd July 2005, 23:30
Sweet!!! It's good to see that they are taking over the world!

And its so good when you get them fresh ;)

TE-Hellfire
2nd July 2005, 23:44
The lipid tide cometh!

Qdos
2nd July 2005, 23:46
BTW boys and girls - there is a Krispy Kreme stand at Victoria Station (London) by the WHSmiths - mwhahahahahaha!

not that I pass there very often of course.... :D :D

bvark
2nd July 2005, 23:50
mmm, live in new malden vs lower quality donuts.
i tell you, it's a tough one.

Killy
2nd July 2005, 23:57
meh don't see what all the fuss is about it's only a donut ;)

Dan
3rd July 2005, 00:08
only a doughnut?


ONLY A DOUGHNUT?




http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0309-3013-3144_SM.jpg

CyberDrac
3rd July 2005, 00:39
Originally posted by Strych
Apparently its pretty much the only one in the country not in either a) Harrods or b) a US Military Base. ... you mean, other than the one in Bluewater which I visited with Toptotty and Dr_Dunce and consumed two dozen between us and LittleGem?

CD

Jingles
3rd July 2005, 08:22
Originally posted by Strych

I drove home today and saw the "Hot Light" come on


You want to be careful using phrases like that ;)

Pumpkin
3rd July 2005, 08:56
I shall be visiting Strych more regularly, because I like her doughnuts so much.

Toptotty
3rd July 2005, 09:09
Strych we visited there when we were on way to i24.......... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum!

Consuming 24 at Bluewater with LG, CD and Dave was great too :D (if a bit sickly lol)
Mandy

Semajal
3rd July 2005, 09:23
i tried a krispy kreme and didnt like it.

tiSSue
3rd July 2005, 10:15
oh my im in kingston on wednesday!!!

slight detour on my way back on thursday me thinks!

tiSSue
3rd July 2005, 10:16
ooooooooooh and im at victoria station on friday!

Nes
3rd July 2005, 15:55
Ive got the enfield krsipy kreme about 5 mins drive away :D

And yes they are bloody gorgeous, even better is they give you free doughnuts while you wait :D :D

SprayCan
3rd July 2005, 16:25
Originally posted by Nes
Ive got the enfield krsipy kreme about 5 mins drive away :D

And yes they are bloody gorgeous, even better is they give you free doughnuts while you wait :D :D

Likewise :D, I often go there before or after a movie in the UGC.

Nes, where bouts in herts are you?

Gunsmith
3rd July 2005, 16:31
edit nm

Nes
3rd July 2005, 17:38
SprayCan; Goffs Oak or if u aint heard of that, cuffely. and if u havent heard of that then i give up -_-

SprayCan
3rd July 2005, 17:52
You go in the wheelies (The Wheelrights pub if you dont)?

I'm down the hill in Cheshunt :o

Minidisk
3rd July 2005, 22:30
theres a mint donut shop called eat@donuts in carlisle, Right next to the @cybercafe (in which i spend my weekly earnings ;p)

Nes
3rd July 2005, 22:36
Nah im a prince of wales man :x

SprayCan
4th July 2005, 06:30
Originally posted by Nes
Nah im a prince of wales man :x

Rich bitch :p: . I used to be a potwasher in there :(

So that means you'll know Richard Scola, one of the barman? Dark blonde-hair, looks like a weasal lol.

Er00
4th July 2005, 07:11
Weird coincidence, lan I was at last weekend the staff (erm...4 of us) shared the remaining donuts, which amounts to about 16... :p

Pingman
4th July 2005, 16:59
theres one in Bluewater, been there for about 6 monthes id say, but bollox am i going to pay £1 a donut!

SprayCan
4th July 2005, 17:03
Originally posted by Pingman
theres one in Bluewater, been there for about 6 monthes id say, but bollox am i going to pay £1 a donut!

Have you actually had one?

Zenith
4th July 2005, 18:31
Sugar glazed ring doughnuts from Sayers.
5 for £1

That is all. :)

andyf
4th July 2005, 18:37
heh, Doughnut Debs

Pingman
4th July 2005, 19:03
Originally posted by SprayCan
Have you actually had one?

yup i had a box of 12 for free when it first opend, in fact i had two one dozen boxes, one of original glazed and one of mixed and i stand by my statement. EXPENSIVE!

andyf
2nd August 2005, 07:05
Well the new Tesco just opened parallel to the high street here..

and within a couple of weeks .. they'll have a Krispy Kreme :)

Brains-Lans
2nd August 2005, 07:33
Its the biggest tesco in the world. and its in the worst place in the world too. screwed up the traffic yesterday no end. bloody openings.

BUT DOUGHNUTS YES OH YES OH YES!

sh0ckwave
2nd August 2005, 08:10
aha! i might actually look forward to it when i'm forced to work in slough now :D

bvark
2nd August 2005, 09:28
Krispy Kreme are taking over - one next to my office in Holborn now as well.

1 pound donuts > you.