Who are you as a hero?

[Joey[kins]]

Following a random discussion last night, I'd like to invite people to create a DotA hero based on their persona just for a bit of a laugh. You'll need 3 basic spells and an ultimate, and you'll need to decide whether you're a ranged or melee hero and whether you're primary attribute is strength, agility or intelligence.

And try to keep it balanced please! Last thing we need is people shouting IMBA everywhere!

Joey the troublemaker (medium-ranged intelligence hero)

Rant: Increases the arrack speed and damage of yourself or any allied hero but drains hit points (lasts 8 seconds; 20 second cooldown; active; each level increases attack rate, damage and hit point penalty; right-click to enable auto-casting)

Sarcasm aura: Drains 1.5% of nearby enemy heroes mana each second (passive; each level increases AOE)

Spoon of stirring: Causes all units in a 200 AOE to uncontrollably attack a targetted hero (Lasts 2 seconds; 45 second cooldown; active; each level increases attack duration)

ULTI: Astra: Sends a magic taxi to collect all allied heroes and instantly bring them to my location (8 second cast time; channelling; each level decreases casting time; 2-3 minute cooldown)

[her0n]

Maybe we should create them for each other.. not sure what I would do for myself! ;)

[afty]

Afty the Revered (long range intelligence hero)

Apathy Shield - Drains mana slowly while active. Reduces damage from spells and make the unit immune to effects such as silence, fear etc.

Grammar Nazi - Does 300 points of damage to all enemy characters within 600 range for each spelling or grammar mistake in their tooltips.

Overnight March - Only usable at night. While active, Afty the Revered plus up to one other friendly hero may move at double speed towards a friendly unit or a battle. Drains gold (If the enemy contains a Chancellor of the Exchequer it goes directly to his account)

ULTI : Seduce - Bend one enemy unit to your will for an extremely short amount of time. Enemy unit will carry out your bidding and you will drain a percentage of their health and mana while active. Seduce works best against enemy units when their current level is significantly lower than Afty the Revereds current level.

[Cabe]

Pudge 3.0 (No ranged useless bastard)

Sandles - Because I cant seem to lace up power treds.

Aura of WTF - Hides all enemy hero's fom view to allow lightning strikes from nowhere.

Break Weapon - All weapons become 99% less effective in the hands of Pudge 3.0.

Ulti : Consumtion - Eats all the food on the map causing people to die of starvation.....assuming farms ever made a difference in DoTA.

[Killy]

Kil the Hairy - melee char
Hair ball - coughs a hairball at enemies causing stun as they choke to death on all the hair

Entangling Hair - self explanitory ;)

Roar of the beast - summons all bears within a certain radius to help the char attack

Ulti: Hair Shield - concentrates for 3 seconds to make my hair grow 100% more so a shield of thick hair coats me reducing damage by over half, whilst attackers get slowed whilst trying to untangle themselves from all the hair :p:

[Elbonio]

Elbonio - ranged

Bewilder - Can confuse enemies by conjuring a random object that one might find at a villiage fete.

L1 - stun for 1 second
L2 - stun for 1.5 seconds
L3 - stun for 3 seconds
L4 - stun for 5 seconds


Outwit - Engages enemies within range in verbal combat whilst fighting. Passive.

L1 - reduces enemy intelligence by 1
L2 - reduces enemy intelligence by 2
L3 - reduces enemy intelligence by 4
L4 - reduces enemy intelligence by 8


Law Of Least Effort - Is not phased by anything, making the enemy try harder but only doing itself damage in the process. % of enemies attack points deflects back to enemy. Passive.

L1 - 5% enemies attack reflected
L2 - 7% enemies attack reflected
L3 - 10% enemies attack reflected
L4 - 15% enemies attack reflected



[Ultimate] Spam - spams propanga against the enemy on the forums.

L1 - Deals 150 damage
L2 - Deals 250 damage
L3 - Detals 400 damage



Attributes:

Strength - 5
Agility - 5
Intelligence - 40



:p

[Baz]

Baz the Rogue Yellow-shirt
Strength based melee

Lift pimp - Instantly transports Baz to any discovered location on the map.

level 1 - 5 min cool down
level 2 - 3 min cool down
level 3 - 2 min cool down
level 4 - 1 min cool down

OMFG huge monitor - baz throws his huge heavy monitor at an enemy hero, causing damage and stunning for 2 seconds

level 1 - deals 150 damage
level 2 - deals 200 damage
level 3 - deals 250 damage
level 4 - deals 300 damage

Master salesman - Baz's instictive salesman skills, allows him to extract extra money from combat.

level 1 - gains 5 extra gold per kill
level 2 - gains 10 extra gold per kill
level 3 - gains 15 extra gold per kill
level 4 - gains 20 extra gold per kill

Battlecry (ulti) - In the heat of battle, baz lets out a deafening cry, causing damage and slowing all units in the immediate area by 60% for 4 seconds

level 1 - 300 damage, small area
level 2 - 400 damage, moderate area
level 3 - 500 damage, huge area

great idea btw :D

[Baz]

Dan the Omni-chav

Battlechicken - Dan calls forth an elite trained battlechicken, which has 10% of dan's HP and mana at time of casting, and deals 20% of his damage. Battlechickens can carry items, and stay until dead.

level 1 - 2 min cool down
level 2 - 1 min cool down
level 3 - 30 second cool down
level 4 - 15 second cool down

Fingers of Fury - Dans keyboard DDR trained fingers move lightning fast, increasing his attack speed

level 1 - 10% increased attack speed
level 2 - 20% increased attack speed
level 3 - 30% increased attack speed
level 4 - 40% increased attack speed

Drunken haze(passive) - Dan moves faster and has more hitpoints and mana while under the effect of his drunken haze. However, all positive buffs for drunken haze are removed once Dan reaches level 18.

level 1 - 10% increased movement speed, Hp and mana buffs
level 2 - 20% increased movement speed, Hp and mana buffs
level 3 - 30% increased movement speed, Hp and mana buffs
level 4 - 40% increased movement speed, Hp and mana buffs

"All In" (ulti) - When dan goes "all in" on a hero,be it friendly or enemy, his bank rides with it. If an enemy hero dies whilst dan is "all in" on it, dan gains gold. If an allied hero scores a kill whilst dan is "all in" on him, dan gains gold. Effect lasts 30 seconds, with a 2 min cooldown.

level 1 - gains 300 gold
level 2 - gains 400 gold
level 3 - gains 500 gold

[Lucifa]

Supreme Turtle
With his years of turtle training, Lucifa enhances the base defense.
Passive, but only activates while Lucifa is in his home base.

Level 1 - 1 extra ranged creep summoned per barracks
Level 2 - 2 extra ranged creep summoned per barracks
Level 3 - 2 extra ranged creep and 1 melee creep summoned per barracks
Level 4 - 2 extra ranged creep and 2 melee creep summoned per barracks and increased chance of summoning a supercreep (-sc only)

Stash
Lucifa carries a large quantity of dubious material with him, dispensing it at will.
Can only be cast while near trees, causing player to disappear and take damage (enemy) or heal (ally).
When player reappears, they suffer "fatigue" and deal 50% damage for 10 seconds.

Level 1 - Heals for 200 damage over 4 seconds or deals 100 damage over 2 seconds
Level 2 - Heals for 400 damage over 4 seconds or deals 250 damage over 2 seconds
Level 3 - Heals for 600 damage over 4 seconds or deals 400 damage over 2 seconds
Level 4 - Heals for 800 damage over 4 seconds or deals 550 damage over 2 seconds.


Ultimate - Dagon hate
Lucifa unleashes the fury of his hate for Dagon by protecting himself in a shield.

Level 1 - Dagon has no effect while active - lasts 15 seconds
Level 2 - Dagon has no effect while active - lasts 30 seconds
Level 3 - Dagon has no effect while active and also protects nearby allies - lasts 30 seconds


Couldn't think of a 4th for me, so here are some for others...


Profit
Ever on the search for more gold, Wizzo steals from nearby enemies.

Level 1 - 5 gold drained every 4 seconds, 100 range
Level 2 - 7 gold drained every 3 seconds, 150 range
Level 3 - 10 gold drained every 2.5 seconds, 200 range
Level 4 - 12 gold drained every 2 seconds, 250 range

Love you Craig :p

5.84
Travelling back in time, Heron kidnaps the Stealth Assassin and forces him to aid her.
Stealth Assassin acts as a controllable minion.

Level 1 - SA is equipped with ring of health and boots of speed, lasts 1 minute.
Level 2 - SA is equipped with Battle Fury and Power Treads, lasts 2 minutes.
Level 3 - SA is equipped with Burize and Boots of Travel, lasts 3 minutes.


Top Down
Bugalugs f.ucks everyone else off and goes for a spin...
While active Bugalugs has increased armour and movement speed but can not attack.
If Heron is in 2000 range while Top Down is in effect, Heron suffers "Wild Hair", causing her to miss 40% of attacks.

Level 1 - 20% movement speed boost, +5 armour, lasts 5 seconds
Level 2 - 30% movement speed boost, +10 armour, lasts 7 seconds
Level 3 - 40% movement speed boost, +15 armour, lasts 10 seconds

[her0n]

Polymorphing into the SA would be even more fun tbh ;)

and OMG "WILD HAIR"!!! :D

[Ryvita]

Ryvita - Pusher of Lanes

Ranged Intelligence Hero

Predictability Aura - Ryv always buys certain items. Now he doesn't have to bother!

Lvl 1 - Aura equiv. to Healer's Headdress
Lvl 2 - Aura equiv. to Netherezim Buckler
Lvl 3 - Aura equiv to Mechansm

Siren Song - Ryv's dulcet tones convert enemy creeps for a short period of time. (Increased duration with lvl)

Flee Heroes - Ryv eschews the company of other heroes. Particularly enemy ones. Teleport.

Lvl 1 - To town.
Lvl 2 - To lead creep group in random lane.
Lvl 3 - Reduced cooldown

(Ulti) Magic: The Gathering Complicated Card Combo Creepkill of Deadly Deadly Doom

Kills all creeps on the map (friendly and enemy). 20 second casting time. 3 minute cooldown.

Lvl 1 - 10% Gold & XP
Lvl 2 - 25% Gold & XP
Lvl 3 - 50% Gold & XP

[Dan]

Top Down
Bugalugs f.ucks everyone else off and goes for a spin...
While active Bugalugs has increased armour and movement speed but can not attack.
If Heron is in 2000 range while Top Down is in effect, Heron suffers "Wild Hair", causing her to miss 40% of attacks.


LOL :p

[Baz]

more of these please:)

[Ryvita]

Indeed, lots more please.

The AntiDoTa
Ranged Agility Hero

Innoculate - DoTa is a disease, an incurrable one.

Lvl 1 - Stun 2 sec.
Lvl 2 - Stun 3 sec.
Lvl 3 - Stun 4 sec.

Antibodies - Aura provides resistance to DoTa's terrible effects.

Lvl 1 - 10% magic damage resistance
Lvl 2 - 25% magic damage resistance, increased AoE
Lvl 3 - 50% magic damage resistance, increased AoE

Chemotherapy - Cruel to be kind, in the right measure.

Lvl 1 - 150 Damage
Lvl 2 - 250 Damage, slows 10% for 5 sec
Lvl 3 - 400 Damage, slows 20% for 5 sec

(Ulti) Imba - If you can't beat them, join them (or cheat).

Randomly swaps all Scourge heroes with all Sentinel heroes. Players retain items, levels travel with characters. Increased duration with level, 3 minute cooldown.

[Lucifa]

WTF?
Passive: Elysium sprouts random gibberish every 30 seconds, causing one of these effects.

Heals all nearby allies for 300 damage (30% chance)
Stuns all nearby enemies for 3 seconds (18%)
Silences all nearby enemies for 4 seconds (50%)
Teleports the furthest enemy from the enemy base, back to the enemy base (2%)

Every move you make, every step you take
Pumpkin just can't stop DDR'ing as such the more he moves, the smaller he becomes and loses strength and damage. Standing still he regains size, strength and damage.
Passive.

Level 1: Must stand still for 10 seconds to regain full power - max regain 110% of base.

Level 2: Must stand still for 10 seconds to regain full power - max regain 125% of base.

Level 3: Must stand still for 10 seconds to regain full power - max regain 140% of base.

Level 4: Must stand still for 10 seconds to regain full power - max regain 155% of base.

[Joey[kins]]

Summon Groupie
BugAlugs summons ever more increasingly attractive groupies to his side; groupies increase BugAlugs' self-confidence giving him increased attack rate and evasion. Groupies do 30-40 dmg and last 45 seconds. 1 minute cooldown.
L1 - Summons a 350hp groupie - Aura gives +5% attack rate and +2% evasion
L2 - Summons a 450hp groupie - Aura gives +10% attack rate and +4% evasion
L3 - Summons a 550hp groupie - Aura gives +15% attack rate and +6% evasion - Groupie can cast Stun(ning good looks)
L4 - Summons a 550hp groupie - Aura gives +15% attack rate and +6% evasion - Groupie can cast Stun(ning good looks) and has radiance


P J Doyle - the Electrician
Ulti - Three phase
The Electrician unleashes a massive bolt of energy direct from the mains, however there is a 2% chance that they've forgotten to wire the neutral correctly which causes him to explode.
L1 - 400 dmg
L2 - 700 dmg
L3 - 1000 dmg

[D0c]

Doccykins the Tall Speedy mofo (Long Range Agility Hero)

Base Stats
STR 9 (+1.3) AGI 24 (+2.6) INT 17 (+1.8), Range 450, Low HP, Medium Mana

DDR Legs: In an attempt to keep up with the arrows, Doccykins speeds up for a short period of time.
Lv 1 - Increase Attack Speed by 10% for 5 seconds
Lv 2 - Increase Attack Speed by 15% for 7 seconds
Lv 3 - Increase Attack Speed by 20% for 7 seconds
Lv 4 - Increase Attack Speed by 25% for 10 seconds

Nanite Commander: [Range 250] [Cannot target self] Using defensive Allegiance tactics, Doccykins heals a nearby ally.
Lv 1 - Heals 150 HP
Lv 2 - Heals 250 HP
Lv 3 - Heals 400 HP
Lv 4 - Heals 550 HP

Height: [Passive] Doccykins grows larger, increasing attack range but at a cost to coordination.
Lv 1 - Range 600, 2% chance to miss
Lv 2 - Range 800, 5% chance to miss
Lv 3 - Range 1000, 7% chance to miss
Lv 4 - Range 1250, 10% chance to miss

Ultimate
Gold Dust: [Range 200] Immediately incriminates any enemy hero through a series of blinding camera flashes.
Lv 1 - Stuns for 3 seconds, Reduces remaining HP by 1/4 over 20 seconds
Lv 2 - Stuns for 4 seconds, Reduces remaining HP by 1/3 over 15 seconds
Lv 3 - Stuns for 5 seconds, Reduces remaining HP by 1/2 over 10 seconds

[Toptotty]

Toptotty - Suprisingly Agile When Seated - (Verbal Melee Hero)

Stunning Attack
Level 1 - Stuns opponent for 10 seconds to look at vehicle (wheelchair)
Level 2 - Stuns opponent for 20 seconds by standing up from vehicle
Level 3 - Stuns opponent for 30 seconds by getting out of vehicle and walking towards opponent
Level 4 - Stuns opponent for 2 minutes by getting out of vehicle and completing various DDR track then getting back into vehicle as if nothing had happened

Verbal Attack
Level 1 - 100 damage to ears as small verbal assault begins (oi-oi)
Level 2 - Same as Level One except happens twice in succession
Level 3 - 500 damage to ears using special "Saaf Lundun accent" skills
Level 4 - 1000 damage (only available when +karaoke weapon)

Lockdown
Level 1 - Pins opponent to the spot with "Hug" motion - 100 damage
Level 2 - Pins opponent to the spot with "Sat on" motion - 500 damage
Level 3 - Pins opponent to the spot with "You can't get me off the bouncy castle" motion - 750 damage (+recurring backache)
Level 4 - Pins opponent to floor with wheelchair - 1000 damage.

Under the Thumb special move
Causes 1500 damage to health and credibility to opponent. Move started by leaving notes on keyboard and completed by abuse on TS2 for being under the thumb ;) If opponent manages to deflect move, opponent receives 2000 damage in move called +nag

Mandy

[Lucifa]

MORE!

Hissy Fit
Heron throws all toys out of the pram, causing a random player on either team to quit the game.
Can only be used once per game.

LAN Wrecker
Afty organises an impromtu M:TG draft tournament, causing all enemy heroes to teleport back to base and unable to move from the fountain for 30 seconds.

Big Game
Joey teleports all heroes to the middle of the river for a big fight.
This effect can not be activited, it happens randomly during the game.

Pacify
Ever the peace keeper, Aardvark causes all units in the game to become friendly. This effect lasts 10 seconds after which 'hate' mode is activited for 5 seconds causing all units to become enemies to one another.

Monkey Business
Elbonio causes random effects during the game.
5. x parsnips appear in the left lane - x is denoted by how many cheap kills Joey has got.
3. All creep are replaced by Roshan.
1. The sentinel fountain is replaced by a small grey horse for 2 minutes.
18. Sometimes the secret shop just doesn't want to talk to you.
-0.6. The river flows backwards.


Finally one for our Rick.

Emma
The effects of this skill are unknown.

[gabes]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13406540,00.html

This guy should be a hero to you all

[Joey[kins]]

Farm
Targetted enemy hero becomes unable to attack any heroes or units other than the creep camps (duration increases with level, 30/40/50/60)
Cannot be cast on Dan or her0n since this seems to be a passive ability on them anyway...

Possessed weapons
Deals damage based on the total value of the damage items in the targetted players inventory. Multiplier increases with level (2x/3x/4x/5x).
For instance someone carrying a mithril hammer (+24) and radiance (+70) would take 188/282/376/470 damage. "I'm sorry, is that a divine rapier you're carrying?" :D

Fix (passive)
If the vengeful spirit is on the enemy team her damage is reduced by 10% at each level and her stun and nether swap cooldowns are increased by 10% each level
If Leoric and/or Sven is on the enemy team their stun cooldown is increased by 15%/20%/25%/30%
If Leoric is on the enemy team he starts with 75%/50%/25%/0% mana when he resurrects
If Luna is on the enemy team eclipse is given a 0.25/0.5/0.75/1 second casting time
Lifesteal for all enemy heroes is calculated before critical multipliers are applied

Ulti: StarCraft
Summons a unit from starcraft to your side since it's clearly more fun than WarCraft
L1: Protoss dragoon
L2: Zerg ultralisk
L3: Terran battlecruiser

[Lucifa]

Cheese
If all barracks die, the resulting enemy megacreeps turn into Terran Battlecruisers, complete with Yamoto Cannons.

[sh0ckwave]

Originally posted by Lucifa
Finally one for our Rick.

Emma
The effects of this skill are unknown. [/B]

:eek: