The Quotes

[andyf]

Ok,

everyone's back and rested / relieved pressure ;) and what have you.

Shall we start to compile the numerous gaffs people came out with? :)

I'll let someone else take the lead in case I misquote badly :D

[Mingtea]

"That's because you don't have a good..... a good...... vocabulary."

[andyf]

hahahahaha that was surely the best.

Context: Pingman is using about 3 words repeatedly.

Ryvita: "Pingman you need to expand your .. uh .."

Pingman: "Vocabulary?"

Ryvita: "Yes that's the word"

[her0n]

"girthy helm"

[Aardvark]

ANDYF: My mum reads the forums

RYVITA: Men are better, its taken me a while to figure it out

AFTY: (enters snow train compartment) uhh (leaves)
AFTY: (outside compartment, to RYVITA) That can't be ours, there's a man in Rachels bed
*mixed mirth and mortification from inside the compartment*
*30 seconds later*
AFTY: (reenters compartment) Oh it IS ours...

FRENCH WAITER, to post dinner skitrippers: Would you like a shot to end your dinner? It's traditional.
WIZZO: What is it?
WAITER: Manzano, how many?
WIZZO: Umm... anyone?
*general non-committal noises*
WIZZO: Is it free?
WAITER: Yes
ALL: Eighteen please!

PINGMAN: Whoops, the sausage broke

PINGMAN: DVLA!

[her0n]

NJ (in the most stupid fake laugh ever) to the annoying photographer: "hurhurhurhruhruhrurr....BYE."

[Aardvark]

ANDYF: Why is it so cold here though? This is South East France right, aren't we nearer the equator?

[Pingman]

Originally posted by andyf
hahahahaha that was surely the best.

Context: Pingman is using about 3 words repeatedly.

Ryvita: "Pingman you need to expand your .. uh .."

Pingman: "Vocabulary?"

Ryvita: "Yes that's the word"

I wasn't using the same words repeatedly i just couldn't think of one word i needed.

[Ryvita]

...and I claim that my subconscious was interfering with my normal effortlessly verbose vocal delivery for commedic effect. :)

Ryv

[andyf]

Aardvark I kindly request you dont print up anything else I said on the transfer bus to the station :p:


SILK75: "Let's play a game. It's called dont-answer-any-of-andyfs-questions"

[Aardvark]

ANDYF: Ok can I ask a hypothetical question?
AARDVARK: How about if you remove the hy and the al?

[Pingman]

The scene: Snow train on the way to the alps early hours of the morign after the rest of the room have gone to bed afty and ryvita return from the bar aftewr much drinking.

They walk down the corridor to what they think is the room they are staying in (whic hto be fair it was), afty loosk straight at rachel who is not yet asleep. he then abrumptly closes the door and shouts down to ryvita "This isn't our room, theres a man in Rachels bed"

Much discust is heard from rachel and much laughter from the rest of the cabin.

[andyf]

You could practically quote every other thing pingman said, it was nearly all innuendo.
Bvark had a good helping of sarcastic-yet-funny humour, which he is particularly adept at.
I'm sure there was a good one about Afty and barely-legals. I will endeavour to purchase a discreet, long-life recording device for next event.

[Aardvark]

I tell it so much better Ping.. ;)

AFTY, after 'discovering' a powdery dropoff and stacking like a goodun: Why didn't you warn me about that NJ?
NJ: Bvark didn't warn *me* yesterday...

[her0n]

Don't forget the "Child Escort Service" discovered in one of the ski brochures!

:eek:

[Lucifa]

Craig, did you sign Helen up for it?

[her0n]

:@

[Njoroge]

What was the totally shocking thing that 'ness said? It was 100% innuendo and she didn't even realise it.

Anyone?

[Aardvark]

Originally posted by Njoroge
It was 100% innuendo and she didn't even realise it.

Yeah right, cos she's JUST that innocent :rolleyes: