HMA RULES AND REGULATIONS v1.0

[Bonkers]

THESE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE BY ME WHENEVER THE F*CK I LIKE :)

1) I am Captain - you follow whatever the captain says!

2) Afty, Silk75 and Elbonio are my deputies - i can appoint any of them captain at any time when i am unable to command (or speak)

3) When someone says DRINK - YOU DRINK GOD DAMN IT

4) You will take part in any of the drinking games/fun and dancing we may do in the night - failure to do so WILL result in a forfiet of pain and death

5) Nobody will buy any drinks till all of the others are present

6) HMA is a PINK themed night - EVERYONE and i mean EVERYONE shall wear at least one item of pink clothing (visable or not - socks and undies count) anyone FOUND not to be wearing pink will be subject to a 2 drink punishment (THE DRINK IS ABSYNTH)

7) Everyone is part of the team and leavers are unacceptable - the only exception to this is bodycount - if you cannot take the beer - VOM and come back for more

8) THE BIG ONE: If you manage to get a DJ to play MY FAVORITE SONG - i will buy EVERYONE a drink. The more times its played the more drinks i will buy - the catch?! None of you know my favorite song ;) (Maybe one of you - but he wont know it)

(Rules can be added to and ammended - please submit below and i will accept / decline changes!)

OK NOW

THE HMA DRINKING GAME:

This will commence after everyone has met up in Whetherspoons!

and will be a mish mash comedy of alot of differnt drinking games.

Again please add ideas!

HACKS RACE:
One person shouts hacks - the last person to shout it (DECIDED BY CAPTAIN AND DEPUTIES) will have to neck there drink (can only call once every 30 mins - 1 shot penalty for breackage)

Thumbs The Word:
One person puts there thumb on the table - everyone else must follow suit (NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES) The last person to put there thumb on the table (NO OTHER FINGERS) must finish there drink (one call per 30 mins - 1 shot penalty for breakage)

Anyone caught messing with there hair
(2 fingers)
Anyone pointing
(2 fingers)
Anyone winking
(2 fingers)
Anyone NOT drinking PINKY UP
(2 fingers)
Drinking with the LEFT hand in the LEFT half of the hour (xx:30.00-xx:59.59), drinking with the RIGHT hand in the RIGHT hand of the hour (xx:00.00-xx:29.59)
(2 fingers)
Addressing other members of the public with prefixed titles i.e. MR Barman
(2 fingers)
Captain Biggles by everyone for every bodycounter, including tac-vom
(2 fingers)

Penalty for every rule broken, for chain breakings fingers are multiplied together (2x2x2 fingers = 8 fingers)

Anyone getting a member of the barstaff to shout "IM AT THE HELM" gets a free drink

Anyone getting a member of the barstaff to shout "Wizzo sucks the cock" gets a free drink

Anyone getting "www.multiplay.co.uk - Real lans - No fuss" onto a projector or big screen anywhere gets a bottle of champagne

OK Thats all i can think of now :)

But this is GOING to be big
AND i intend getting completely plastered! Hope you all enjoy it!!

[Skye]

8) THE BIG ONE: If you manage to get a DJ to play MY FAVORITE SONG - i will buy EVERYONE a drink. The more times its played the more drinks i will buy - the catch?! None of you know my favorite song (Maybe one of you - but he wont know it)

hehe

[Mamacita]

Originally posted by Bonkers
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Anyone caught messing with there hair
(2 fingers)

Oh dear mother of god

[Bootz]

I'm sure I can hax that rule.

[Abuse]

Originally posted by Bootz
I'm sure I can hax that rule.
By playing with someone elses hair? :cool:

[Afty]

Originally posted by Bootz
I'm sure I can hax that rule. You going to shave your head especially for the night out?

In a related commented : Bonkers that is so blatant as to be shameless. I'm proud of you :)

[D0c]

pink swimming cap tbh

COMBO WHORE!

[Strych]

Originally posted by Bonkers

6) HMA is a PINK themed night - EVERYONE and i mean EVERYONE shall wear at least one item of pink clothing (visable or not - socks and undies count) anyone FOUND not to be wearing pink will be subject to a 2 drink punishment (THE DRINK IS ABSYNTH)


Do pink tattoos count?

[Afty]

Depends, is it on display all night?

[Strych]

It can be, it depends if I want to wear stupid girlie shoes...

[Bonkers]

Ruling: PINK TATTOOS DO NOT COUNT - it is NOT an item of clothing

[Bonkers]

Also i dont see anybody else inputting anything! GOGOG ADD IDEAS!! This is meant to be fun (AND to try and get everyone else MASHED quicker than you!)

[Killy]

dear god if i end up going i will die :p:

[Aardvark]

I believe you MEANT to say 'great lans, no fuss' :)

[Bonkers]

Originally posted by Bonkers
THESE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE BY ME WHENEVER THE F*CK I LIKE :)

1) I am Captain - you follow whatever the captain says!


yer i probably did - but FO :P

[D0c]

International Drinking Rules (Some have already been covered)

Drinking with the LEFT hand in the LEFT half of the hour (xx:30.00-xx:59.59), drinking with the RIGHT hand in the RIGHT hand of the hour (xx:00.00-xx:29.59)
Addressing EVERYONE (even the other members of the public) with prefixed titles i.e. MR Barman
Pointing with the elbow and not the finger
Drinking flying the pinkie
No swearing
No mentioning of the word 'drink'
Captain Biggles (http://cabe.fatboylan.net/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=stafflan04_05&id=DSCF6057) by everyone for every bodycounter, including tac-vom


Penalty for every rule broken, for chain breakings ('Drink Bonkers you fυcktard') fingers are multiplied together (2x2x2 fingers = 8 fingers)

[Bonkers]

Rules modified and updated

[Aardvark]

Ah, 'no swearing', the stuff of uber death for northerners :)

[Afty]

THe no swearing rule doesn't work North of Watford.

That is all.

[shadow03]

can anyone actually construct two sentences without using a swear word? thats something ive found impossible to do for the past 2 or 3 years:|

[Aardvark]

I ****ing can't you ****ing bastard of a ****.

[Bonkers]

depends whos company im in :)
also why do you think i didnt include it! LOL ARE YOU MAD!

[Nivek]

HACKS

[Cabe]

May I also add "the thumb game"

one person secretly puts thier thumb on the table.

everyone has to follow suit.

the last person to do so has to finish thier drink.

Allowed once every 30 mins, anyone breaking this rule has to finish thier drink.

any takers?

Also who will be announced as official timekeeper of the night?

[Killy]

death death death...
although saying that it's looking more likely i can go :p:

[Bonkers]

updated

[Bootz]

Originally posted by Cabe
May I also add "the thumb game"

one person secretly puts thier thumb on the table.

everyone has to follow suit.

the last person to do so has to finish thier drink.


Superb suggestion Cabe :) I love this one.

[Bonkers]

OK - now it gets more intresting

Firstly - for all those people that belive i aint being serious or im going to cheat:

HERE IS MY FAV SONG (http://www.own4g3.co.uk/MyFavSong.rar)

You can all download it. Its in a passworded RAR - and then a passworded ZIP! After HMA I will give you the passwords to unlock the files! Just to prove i wasnt cheating!

Next - to make it abit more intresting i will be adding another music orientated game.

This time - i will give you 2 seconds of audio for 3 songs. And one line of lyrics from each one.
You then have to PM me the title and artist - AND if applicable - the remix name. The first person to guess one correctly - gets a free drink :)
The first person to get ALL THREE gets a bottle of champagne. The twist is - i wont tell you whos won wot - until someone has got all three!

I will hack the songs when i have woken up :) And anyone that tries to brute force the passwords - they are both 12 digit alphanumeric PLUS! So its gonna take you a while :)

[Bonkers]

Removed due to tiSSue being a ****tard

[Elbonio]

Originally posted by Bonkers
anyone that tries to brute force the passwords - they are both 12 digit alphanumeric PLUS! So its gonna take you a while :)


damnit :p:

[Bootz]

Song 1:

Liquid Child - Diving Faces

[Nivek]

if we pospone the event a year i may have the password

[tiSSue]

2) Candee Jay - If I Were You (Michael Woods Mix)
3) Paul Van Dyke - For An Angel or maybe the JPS bootleg with the "lover" vocals
4) some hardcore pap

[BugAlugs]

I See we need to break all the deputies and then own the captain ! Should be easy enough :)

[Cabe]

as long as it doesnt involve 8 pints of guiness........

[Killy]

Originally posted by Cabe
as long as it doesnt involve 8 pints of guiness........
but then surely you won't be able to drink them under the son of christ?

:D

[Elbonio]

*ULTRA GIGGLE*

:D


"We shall drink them under the tables, we shall drink them under the bar and we shall drink them under the son of Christ"

[Cabe]

I was SOSOOOOOOOOOOOSOS SOOSOOO drunk that night.

[Bonkers]

Originally posted by tiSSue
2) Candee Jay - If I Were You (Michael Woods Mix)
3) Paul Van Dyke - For An Angel or maybe the JPS bootleg with the "lover" vocals
4) some hardcore pap

i love it how your names on the HMA list AND you like to post the song names in CHAT when i said PM me - DICK
Bootz! *shakes head*

Im seriously pissed now - you have spolied the whole entire game - cheers!

Also just abit of FO

Its Paul Van Dyke Vs JPS - FOUND and Angel

[Bonkers]

Lets try again

ANSWERS IN A PM

ONLY PEOPLE ATTENDING HMA CAN ENTER

BUT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN - THEN I DONT MIND YOU PMing ME THE ANSWERS


Easy: (http://www.own4g3.co.uk/Snipps/Easy.mp3) Medium: (http://www.own4g3.co.uk/Snipps/Med.mp3) Hard: (http://www.own4g3.co.uk/Snipps/Hard.mp3)
Really Hard: (http://www.own4g3.co.uk/Snipps/MMM.mp3)

And the Mystery Star Prize From The Other Thread!
WOO (http://www.own4g3.co.uk/Snipps/MyGod.mp3)

Also - ONE of the songs is a trick question :) And if its too hard i will release more song and lyrics :) kthx

[tiSSue]

oops my bad, its actually FOUND AN ANGEL too ;) ;)

[Bonkers]

Easy: If you like it in the club, we can do it in the DJ booth, or in the back of the VIP

Medium: Life figuring out rephrase your vision

Hard: But all he ever wanted was to have a little fun

Really Hard: You know i need you,
I need to feel you,

Mystery Prize: Let me say how i feel, Let me prove to you my loves for real

[Elye]

Im going to fail so many of those rules its untrue

Im going to have an T'ambulance on speed dial ..

[Bonkers]

The hospital isnt that far away :) dnt worry!

Also ive only HAD ONE ENTRY (played Cabe!) for the music competiton :) And he failed pretty miserably! HE ALSO CHEATED USING GOOGLE HACKS! HAHAHAHA I AINT THAT STUPID :) ONLY ONE RIGHT! :P ALSO IT ISNT Backstreet Boys! And you SHOULD be ashamed - for a) saying you admit that you know it! and b) thinking you can win by cheating!!! YOU SUCK!!! HAHA
BUT GET YOUR GUESSES IN!!!

FREE BEER!

[Cabe]

what, clearly I wasnt google.............














...........it was yahoo :D

[Nivek]

Originally posted by Bonkers
OK - now it gets more intresting

Firstly - for all those people that belive i aint being serious or im going to cheat:

HERE IS MY FAV SONG (http://www.own4g3.co.uk/MyFavSong.rar)

You can all download it. Its in a passworded RAR - and then a passworded ZIP! After HMA I will give you the passwords to unlock the files! Just to prove i wasnt cheating!

Next - to make it abit more intresting i will be adding another music orientated game.

This time - i will give you 2 seconds of audio for 3 songs. And one line of lyrics from each one.
You then have to PM me the title and artist - AND if applicable - the remix name. The first person to guess one correctly - gets a free drink :)
The first person to get ALL THREE gets a bottle of champagne. The twist is - i wont tell you whos won wot - until someone has got all three!

I will hack the songs when i have woken up :) And anyone that tries to brute force the passwords - they are both 12 digit alphanumeric PLUS! So its gonna take you a while :)

can we have the passwords now?

[Bonkers]

hmahacks
bugalugsissexy

haha die i lie?!