That bloody frog!

[Boffykins]

Any of you chav scum out there who like that bloody "Crazy Frog" ringtone that you somply can't escape thanks to Jamster's ****ty adverts, you're all too young to remember the original (http://www.boffbowsh.co.uk/insane.swf)

That frog needs to die

[Cabe]

im gonna end the twat that decided to do the advert, then cut off the ******** of the animator that made the frog.

the original is like 23986420185438597431x10^437 times better.

[Gunsmith]

i dont watch TV, enlighten me as to what iv'e missed

[Dan]

The most ****ing annoying "advert" ever.




Stolen an internet classic too :(


http://s14.myhostcenter.com/~vsonqxwh/frog.gif


fking frog ¬_¬

[bigc90210]

totally aggree, i remember watching it at college about 2 n a 1/2 years ago with mr_roll, was funny then, but some t***s have to go n ruin it :mad:

[Killy]

so i'm not alone then!
some guy at work HAS it as his ring tone (yes he's a chav) and i heard it and went ahh that's the insanity test from the net to which he replied no it's not it's crazy frog...
WTF is crazy frog, and how do i kill it...
the ****er still doesn't believe me :mad:

[Wizzo]

her0n here..

I heard someone with that tone on the bus the other day! I did wonder why they had the insanity test as their tone...

crazy frog? never heard of it. What does it do?

[Baz]

£3.50 a tone and they send you a new tone everyweek which is a bastard to stop

they must be making some serious cash to have put about 3 ads on in each ad break on xmas day mind!

but yes - die frog i fskin hate you

[Aardvark]

The absolute worst thing is that these cockends put their ****ty adverts on MTV2. I mean come ON, is there ANYONE who watches MTV2 that is going to want any of their tat? On second thoughts.. I suddenly feel the need to have an Eric Prydz ringtone. Sign me the hell up!

[tiSSue]

i know its so ****ing annoying, they have adverts EVERYWHERE EVERY BREAK on sky, long live insanity test!

[TE-Hellfire]

Is it me or does the crazy frog have rather obvious sexual organs for a cartoon character?

Oh and btw, whoever made that sound effect should sue Jamster because they blatantly stole it and it must remain the "intellectual" property of whatever tard recorded it first, but if it screws Jamster in the ass and gets that stupid advert off of the telly, I'm all for it.

[Towneh]

Insanity test? I just remember this from a ****ty flash animation yonks ago where the guy was imitating an F1 car.

[Elbonio]

I know

the first time i saw it i spat out the food in my mouth and shouted NOOOOOO!

they have RIPPED off an internet classic and put it to some stupid marketed git frog and now *everyone* keeps showing me this frog going "omg this is the coolest thing ever you HAVE to see this" and i'm like "look i saw it 5 years ago, when the technology to even MAKE that frog didnt exist ok?"

and then they usually say "er... but this is new...."


it's at that point i squirt acid from specially hidden ducts on the side of my head and hisssss at them



The frog needs to die.

Let's all write in to the advertising complaints people and make lots of complaints against it forcing them to take it off air.

[andyf]

Whoever made the original should sue the crap outta the ring tone people and destroy that ****ing frog. Talk about stealing credit for someone elses work ...

[RTO]

my bet is they've gained a fair wad of cash out of it. If not, yes, sue the bastards.

[Pingman]

Ive seen that frog advert, i was round gleeny'd house playing poker (he has sky, i don't) then it came one. both of us were instantly went "insanity test rip off"

Internet gets it first then the real world exploit it.

[MaddyPaulus]

Originally posted by Baz
£3.50 a tone and they send you a new tone everyweek which is a bastard to stop

They must be making some serious cash to have put about 3 ads on in each ad break on xmas day mind!

£3.50 a throw * number of stupid morons who waste money downloading ringtones = a lot of stupid morons.

This is just ONE company cashing in on all the stupid morons who download ringtones tbh!

Can some1 explain what the point of paying to d/l 'a sound' for your phone is? Someone calls me, my phone makes a noise (one of about 100 available on it)... For £10 i got a phone-pc cable with a cd containing s/w to save my contact lists, txts etc.... the cd also had about 5000 ringtones on it, none of which I need 'cos my phone already alerts me to incoming calls. :confused:

ffs! £3.50 ... that's a waste of valuable beer tokens! :D

[KingDaveRa]

Things to remember:

1. Chavs don't possess the brains to get a 'cable' to copy ringtones to their phones.
2. Chavs have stolen PCs from some office running Windows NT 3.5 so they can get on the 'Intarnit' and browse porn. The software probably requires XP.
3. The target market are Chavs.
4. Its rarely the inventor who profits, its the exploiter. Ask Dan Bricklan who wrote QDOS about the $50,000 he got for selling it to this company called Micro Soft.
5. I've run out of things, but 5 is a nice round number for a list.

[MaddyPaulus]

someone phones me.. my phone makes a noise.. i answer (usually) ;)

£3.50 saved by me :D

[Flufball]

The least they could have done was make the adverts pleasing to watch, I cringe every time I see it, and its not like its on once or twice, as far as I can tell, on C4 alone, its being played every other advert. Frog, DFS, Frog, Car Insurace, Frog, etc etc.

[Afty]

82.6% of facts are made up on the spot.

99.9% of people who can afford to "buy" ring tones do not pay rent on the bed they sleep in.

[oxy]

dont get me started i verbaly abused some chav tart in the pub for havin it as a ringtone saying its a crazy frog. it became a bad situation when she said she was going to "bust me up" which prompty got her thrown out cuz i told the bar staff she was underage :P

[OverlordRob]

lol good work

i dont understand why having an annoying frog on your phone is a good thing...is itcos chavs wanna piss off everyone else on the train theyre travelling on? they probably afford the ringtone by avoiding paying for a train ticket

the most annoying thing about it all is the frog doesnt even look like its doing anything

just hope everyone gets bored of it soon

[TE-Hellfire]

I think what makes it particularly irritating is the quality of the advertisement itself. Note the following:

- The beginning music, it's the strangest music I've heard in my life. Some kind of odd computery music composed and performed on a Bontempi 'My-First-Keyboard'.

- The time between the frog's first appearance and it beginning to emulate the sounds of the imaginary motorcycle onto which it is hoist. Why are we forced to sit there and watch the frog for so long before the advert actually begins?

- THE FROG'S VISUALLY APPARENT GENITALIA. Let's remember somebody, somewhere had to make this model in a program like MS Paint, but they actually took the time to add in what appears to be a penis onto the frog. Is this deemed suitable for children?

I ask you all, what is happening to the world?

[Neon]

The frog must die.

/me starts a campaign to firebomb jamster

[Kahless]

/me joins Neon's campain

[Er00]

I KNOW! I don;t even have bloody sky and I've seen the advert about 30 million times just from being round friends' houses ffs :/

First time I heard it was just like "I recognise th-...omfg it's the insanity test" :p:

[no friends]

I feel the need to....








































REBEL !!!!!!!1111pnepne

http://www.jamster.co.uk/jiw/help/contact.do?XY=QdBJwl9NXq|-8777795218634010425/168428318/6/8201/8201/8202/8202/8201/-1&co=GB&la=en
Complain to your hearts content!!! :P

[Neon]

I hate them enough, im certainly not crazy enough to tell them who i am ! They'd harass you for ever and probably try and steal your pention too !

[Steadders]

Was round a friends house the other day, and some cock was playing the so called "crazy frog" ringtone over and over and over, so i stood up and said

"ANYONE WHO CALLS THAT A FROG WILL BE IN MY BAD BOOKS FOR EVER, ITS A RACE CAR NOT A FROG"

then i went on to shout "silly non-geeks" and people etc.

bah humbug.

[Buffy]

look what I found


http://realmedia-a592.d4p.net/6/592/1130/0001/multi1.rmuk.co.uk:80

[no friends]

broken link?

[Neon]

My browser said:
The page cannot be found!
The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

[Semajal]

the ringtone industry makes more than the music industry.

£3.50 for 30-50 seconds of crappy beeping when you can legally DL an entire song for about 80p

[Qdos]

Originally posted by KingDaveRa
[B]Things to remember:

Ask Dan Bricklan who wrote QDOS about the $50,000 he got for selling it to this company called Micro Soft.


No-one wrote me, I am an official product of the birds and the bees :D

[Optimus]

so you were written by nature then...

[Elbonio]

Originally posted by Qdos
No-one wrote me, I am an official product of the birds and the bees :D


so for you having a heart transplant is like a service pack/ciritical update?

[Qdos]

Pretty much, but luckily for me this version, while a little flabby round the edges, is stiill fairly stable (unless someone loads Alcohol onto the system, then you might get some some erratic behaviour and crashing)

[Squeeb]

I hate the way that a brilliant internet classic has, yet again, been made into some chav-toy thing.
Grr...

It doesn't even bare any relevance!!! Why a frog? why doesn't it have a bike?
Why does the frog have a PENIS!? ffs


GRRRR!!!

[Blind]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4210407.stm

Sorry to drag this up - but appears the creator has got some money out of the thing.

[Bootz]

There is now also a properly cheesy 'dance' record featuring samples of this annoying tune.

It's on Radio 1 a lot at the moment thanks to Wez. It takes a few listens to get into, but i can see myself bopping to it down the disco.

EDIT: just read that BBC news thing, where it mentions said dance tune.

[Jez_Gafys]

Its not just the insane test the jamsters have ripped off if you watch MTV the super annoying advert

Text Fun1 for these heap of crap, FUN2 for even more tosh, well anyways other items in there are ripped off from little briton and other shows and as said it really is annoying sometimes the frog is on more then once per break selling from a different supplier.

[Steadders]

What i honestly can't beleive is how many people are actually buying them. And paying up to £3 to do it. One friend of mine (i see a real connection between people who can't use a computer and feel the urge to buy these silly ringtones) recently had to change her sim card, because she texted one of these things without thinking, and it was taking £3 a month off her credit.

Why don't people realise all you need to do is grab a midi file off the internet and send it to your phone via infrared bluetooth or data cable? I bet a data cable or bluetooth dongle would cost less than whatever they've spent on these silly things.

[Er00]

according to one of my friend's a data cable for her phone would cost 30 quid :/ craziness. I say cbfmobile.com = win :p:

[Zenith]

Get yourself a decent phone that comes WITH a data cable, takes jpg's or gif's as backgrounds and uses wav or midi as a ringtone.

FYI, I have "Bubble Bobble" as my ringtone and I 've had it like that for QUITE some time now. :)

[RocketKnight]

Yeah I agree, I put the background music from RocketKnight Adventures on my mobile via Bluetooth. It's the one time I changed any settings like that on my phone. Didn't cost a penny either, I don't understand why anyone would spend money on a ringtone?

[Er00]

meh, nice as it would be to have a more modern phone that can handle proper things such as jpegs and midi files...I don't...I'm at an advantage in that I'm unlikely to have it nicked, and I like my wubley monophonic ringtones :p:

[TE-Hellfire]

Originally posted by RocketKnight
Yeah I agree, I put the background music from RocketKnight Adventures on my mobile via Bluetooth.

Which level? Surely the underground caverns is far superior to the first level.

[Guigsy]

well i have bannana phone as my ring tone. and "giggidy giggidy" as my message tone. FAR better

[no friends]

Monty python here.. :D got from a free website downloaded and transfered via a data cable... teh simple!

[Jez_Gafys]

dukenukem.mid is my current ring tone.

[Er00]

if I had midi support on my phone I'd have a selection of U2 midi files (me? a complete fangirl? nah.... :p: ) and possibly a couple of monkey island tunes :p:

[Squeeb]

Mine rings.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A PHONE!!! OH MY GODZ!111

chavs

[Sakey]

I have the Strongbad Techno as my ringtone :D

And the Neon Genisis Evangelion theme as my txt tone

[Murray-Mint]

My current ringtone is 2mins 30secs long and is the opening theme from Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis.

[Semajal]

My current tone is one of the misc pretty crap ones that came on the phone because i have no tone editor and have yet to work out a way to get em onto my phone. None of this fancy midi tones and data transfer for me, got damned polyphonic ones. Waiting on finding someone or something that can send em to me for free.

My ex gf worked out Mr Stabby and had that as her ringtone for a while though :)

[Nivek]

there is an artical on it on news.bbc.co.uk

[Bootz]

http://www.turboforce3d.com/annoying/

teehee. thats rude.

[Towneh]

I use "ring, ring".

[Elbonio]

I have a 40 second clip from the Wipeout 2097 soundtrack

[andyf]

Everyone rebel.

Set this (http://www.ccir.ed.ac.uk/~jad/CTU24.wav) as your ringtone instead ... and lets not think about jumping sharks.

[Killy]

i use either faint by linkin park or the family guy theme for my mobile :p:

[PRINGLES]

arrrrrr noooo!

was listerin to the radio and they have turned it in to a song!!

the frog must die

[Dr_Dunce]

THE FROG MUST DIE (http://www.thefrogmustdie.com/)

[her0n]

Mine is Englishman in New York.... i think (Not polyphonic or any of that fancy crap!)

Then again my phone is nearly always on 'meeting' mode (makes a single beep for message/calls) or 'pager' (buzzing with no tone)

:p:

[TimmyNoShoes]

Originally posted by Dr_Dunce
THE FROG MUST DIE (http://www.thefrogmustdie.com/)
Thats NOT the right frog :(

[MaDmAx]

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/crazy_frog.jpg

[oxy]

my K700 with its funky mp3 ringtones i currently have the last track off Chef Aid and "smoke on the water" on my work fone

[Baz]

kyles mom is a big fat bitch

the bestest ring tone with mp3 tones :)

[Optimus]

Originally posted by TimmyNoShoes
Thats NOT the right frog :( Actually, it is if you click the links...

[Nikumba]

I have the ORIGINAL theme from Battlestar Galactica :)

Nikumba

[TimmyNoShoes]

Originally posted by Optimus
Actually, it is if you click the links...

I saw the imposter frog and cba to go any further from there.

[Elbonio]

Originally posted by MaDmAx
http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/crazy_frog.jpg

YES!


amen brother

[Steadders]

Have you seen the latest adverts? the frog has its wang esk thing blacked out. Quite funny.

[Bootz]

yes i heard that people had complained about it. I love the British.

[Kahless]

Originally posted by Elbonio
YES!


amen brother

No! shoot the frog instead!

[Pru]

i agree, a human life is not worth taking just for the frog, kill the frog damn it:p: