Bvark the pr0 gamer

[andyf]

Short clip sampled from a recent recording of one of BFC's online games.

Bvark, respect.

2mb WMV file (http://andyf.me.uk/media/video/bfc/)

(link fixed)

[Aardvark]

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. All it needs now is for you to dub his commentary over the top and it will never be beaten :D

[Baz]

wp bvark
skills

[Gunsmith]

/me listens to Guns n' Roses - Shotgun Blues

[Killy]

lol go bvark :D

[Baz]

andyf, what is the rocky sounding tune at the start (before bvark gets....well.....owned?)

[JeRkY]

positivly superb display of skills form bvark there.

[Mingtea]

No doubt followed by a loud burst of swearing ;)

[Sakey]

Originally posted by Baz
wp bvark
skills

The music is Monkey Wrench by the Foo Fighters


That had to be deliberate.....I hope

[Silk75]

nice

I can hear Bvark now...

Haha I've got you now!
Get some.
OMG noooo.

OMG noooo

OMG noooo

That fu**ing cheating b***ard scum!

etc

All at high volume.

[Njoroge]

lol - that is very very amusing

[Zakalwe]

The really funny thing is that both myself AND andyf were following Bvark when it happened, he was "in-eyes" on Bvark and I was watching from the front.

Directly after the shocking display of ineptitude (13 rounds on the shotty, from behind, at point blank range, 0 kills) Bvark was actually surprisingly quiet only saying "I hope neither of you saw that". Our laughter may have given the game away :)

[TelexStar]

/me gets a notepad to take some tips. Well played bvark. :D

[Afty]

That was... nice.

NEED SUPPORT

[RK[CLL]]

no reply from bvark on this??

and give him some slack, he did hit that last guy with his last shot before dying!!!

[JeRkY]

Do YOU the distinguished folk of BFC, fancy having a fun match Vs the eternally loitering reminants of the MPUK BF squad.

Weve been thinking about challanging a clan for a fun match recently.

and im sure even we can counter Bvarks amazing assault tactics of sneak up, spaff lots and die.

speak to you on comms

[Zakalwe]

Hell yeah, I'm well up for this. We've got Bvark, Psym, NJ, Me and Andy with the game so we can even manage a 5 man team.

How about everyone else?

[JeRkY]

Head
weps
loopy
myself
and the queeny queeny harlequin d4n if we can track him down
or failing that another BF player named soul to stand in.

[thory]

I'll play for the slack MPUK BF hangers-on :)

[thory]

and omfg at the video :D

[Zakalwe]

Cool, it'll probably have to be a weekend engagement as otherwise one of our number will be travelling/working/out (delete as appropriate). How are you fixed for Sunday?

I'll also need to confirm that the swiss boys aren't out this Sunday.

[Gifted]

if your really short for bf players.. as ex-mpuk bf i could fill space.

[JeRkY]

some part of sunday will be free im sure...

all we need now is a server......

[Wizzo]

Originally posted by JeRkY
some part of sunday will be free im sure...

all we need now is a server......

talk sweetly to me :)

[Elbonio]

ROFL


pld

[Silk75]

Originally posted by Gifted
if your really short for bf players.. as ex-mpuk bf i could fill space.

As can I

Even if I do spaff madly with a para MG :D

[andyf]

(23:19:45) (+andyf) I DDR demo'd to flatmates ;)
(23:19:53) (+andyf) some kind of vidcam was snuck in there ...
(23:20:14) (bvark) yeah, videoing people doing badly at things isn't cool andyf
(23:20:24) (bvark) don't know if you knew that


weee :D

[Boffykins]

I could also play possibly.

[Killy]

never played it before but if you're going for a fun spaff fest then i'm sure i could be pursuaded to play :)

[Valane]

I can feel the pain.. and the bloody blind CS player who gave him a chance at a kill.

[phil]

Originally posted by Zakalwe
I'll also need to confirm that the swiss boys aren't out this Sunday.

I'm around, and defiitely up for this, but nj will be in the uk. Groo, have you brought the game yet?

[Njoroge]

I'm avail to play tonight, thu and fri.

Ready again on Wednesday next week.

Sounds like a great plan

[JeRkY]

shall we see what we can get sorted for tonight?

no way of contacting the other MPUK fops until i get home from work. But im sure we can muster a squad with backup hax from gifted, silk or even kill88 if required.

[andyf]

I'm GO for tonight.

Recording on stand-by :)

[Zakalwe]

Bvark is in the UK and hence unavailable for tonight.

I'm probably working late, but am up for something if I get back in time. With Andy and Phil that leaves us 1 player short unless Groo is around/has the game. We could play a 4 on 4 or hax a ringer though :)

[Afty]

Sorry, Wednesday night is football night

[shadow03]

coooooo

[thory]

I am available to provide hax support for Team JeRkY tonight. Looking forward to andyf FRAPS loving too - although this time we clearly need TS2 recordings as well :)

PM me on IRC.

[Culture]

Cant get that video
*grumble*
Mind you i can already imagine the contents...

[andyf]

I'm assuming XP can 'do' things like record from two sources simultaneously? Although it seems Fraps sets itself to record 'What U Hear' which may well include TS chatter, if there is any. Experimentation soon..

[Zakalwe]

Just run a record on the TS stream and overlay it when you create the video, much as you did the "WAH Wah wah" sound in the current one.

[Zakalwe]

ok got home too late for the game, the official match WILL happen though.

[Zakalwe]

I'll be around tonight if we can pull together enough people for a game. Nj says he's around, what about Andy and Psymbob? We could even use Afty now he thinks he's pr0 enough to write a column about CS and all.

5 on 5? GOGOGO!

[bvark]

In my (belated) defense I'd like to point out I did over 200 damage to five different people, and we won the round.

I'm blaming my mouse, of course, but it's far from the worst bit of CS I've played recently :-)

I'll be available late Sat night for a game.

[Bootz]

If there's a space, I can play for anyone

[andyf]

baggsie bootz for team bfc before the bf clan can :)

[Zakalwe]

Having not heard from Psym re: tonight, that still gives us 3+1 merc so do you reckon you can field a 4 man team Jerky?

[Aardvark]

I could also join you :) I won't be about til around 8:30/9ish though.

[JeRkY]

im sure we can Zak, now lets all gather around wizzo and speak to him nicely, for the use of a server.

I shall not be back till 6-7ish

[andyf]

I also baggsie aardvark for team bfc if required!

[phil]

I should be about...

[andyf]

excellent I baggsie psym as the ... oh wait

[Gifted]

i cant play tonight.. but available all weekend

[Afty]

Yes I could be available, depending on evening+time.

[Killy]

i'll more than likely be in #multiplay if anyone REALLY needs me :p:

[andyf]

More tonight required. Hopefully without that team-maming SOB who got in the way :p:

I think there may have been some highlights to sample ... teamspeak chatter was pretty good.

Dos CS:Source include any replay controls when playing back a demo ? If I miss the start of some comedy 15 mins into a demo I will be slightly mifed

[andyf]

hahaha who marked this as important? :D

[Afty]

I'll be home about 10 or 11... might jump online if Im feeling aright

[bvark]

how about this evening?

[Afty]

Not around this evening...

[JeRkY]

i may be

[andyf]

Get on tonight if poss. Some curious gaming last night. Kil88 is underrated. Team killing is bad. Juggling in near-zero-g amusing :)

[LoopyJuice]

Again, highly IN for tonight, Mac10 Lovin'!

[andyf]

Going to an Italian with colleagues to celebrate another payday ;)

be on a bit later

[shadow03]

im up for it...*cough* ill go get mirc i s'pose

[Bootz]

I am available Wednesday evening, sorry I missed tonight/last night (Tues). Locked myself out of my flat :/

[LoopyJuice]

Originally posted by Bootz
I am available Wednesday evening, sorry I missed tonight/last night (Tues). Locked myself out of my flat :/

In a display of skills akin to those of andyf holding a grenade.... :p:

[Bonkers]

i may come play for a while - show you what the CS admins can do :)

[Zakalwe]

Oh we've already seen.

Should be on later. Can I recommend the UOCUK server? As I get a ping of 10-20 there and the admins are a laff.

[JeRkY]

could do although surely its time to talk sweetly to wizzo with regards to putting up an MPUK community server.

[alipuk]

I hate to admit it but after not playing CS fo over a year I have succumbed to playing source and ll i got to say is nice :)

So expect me to play tonight :D

[JeRkY]

ok the old MPUK BF1942 comms can be found by pointing teamspeak towards ts1.multiplay.co.uk:8737 the password being available from andyf, zak, loopy, myself or any of the other ex BF squad...just ask us in irc later on tonight.

[Zakalwe]

Yeah cos I'll CLEARLY be on IRC with my attendance record...

[andyf]

Close to saying "ask us on comms" ...

I'll be on tonight. New monitor to break in and that.

[Aardvark]

Remember kids, I used to be GOOD at CS. Cower brief mortals etc :)

[bvark]

more play tonight anyone? aroundabout 21:45 your time?

[andyf]

Exceptional idea. I think it's time to start up a new thread, lest of course you wish the new forum users to witness the mighty tickling shotgun :D

[alipuk]

bugger got to take the MiL out for a meal

:(

[andyf]

oo - edited

[pen]

:D