Bonkers
29th October 2004, 19:47
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! I left the top off the Tipex. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning
a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for weight resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaff in the wrong pot..."
..and the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! I left the top off the Tipex. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning
a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for weight resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaff in the wrong pot..."
..and the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."