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Chicane
26th October 2004, 19:23
its clearly mine...

its my fault the washing machine broke, so you shouldnt chip in any money because your not going to use it

its my fault you cant watch tv while i fix the broken heating system (the tv sits on the problem area)

its my fault the heating broke, so I should clearly buy a new pump / whatever else on my own

its my fault you clean the house because when i do it, you say "you missed a spot here"

its my fault your hair molts and cloggs up the bath

its my fault that you cant drive and therefore i have to drive you everywhere, and plz dont chip in any money for petrol

its my fault you want a dog, but dont trust me to look after it when you fly out of the country for 3 months

its my fault the computer doesnt work when you cant find the power switch

its my fault when you lose the reciept for the shopping, oh your not going to chip in for it then

its my fault that they have run out of your favourite fashion food item of the week

its my fcuking fault...

</rant>

*yes i'm talking about a woman
**no not a girlfriend but my sister...

JeRkY
26th October 2004, 19:27
its mavs fault you have a sister :eek:

m00
26th October 2004, 19:35
And it's woman ffs why can nobody spell that right?

Mavykins
26th October 2004, 20:22
when is this gonna stop

Elbonio
26th October 2004, 20:28
when you stop cocking things up

oxy
26th October 2004, 21:26
i blame the parents


or alcohol

dcoder
26th October 2004, 21:29
Both? i vote for both...

Killy
27th October 2004, 05:53
Mav the moment it stops being your fault is the day that hell freezes over, and i hear it's mighty hot down there at the moment :p:

Chicane
27th October 2004, 08:52
its my fault for not clearly stating this enough it is not mavs fault it is mine

it my fault that the new washing machine costs £200

its my fault that the heating pump might cost £200

its my fault you will half to pay half...

now foad woman... (after you pay half ofc)

Soldier99
27th October 2004, 10:09
Originally posted by oxy
i blame the parents


or alcohol

Alcohol solves everything, do not blame it :P

Brains-Lans
27th October 2004, 14:48
It is clearly Mavs fault that everything broke in the first place, and that Chicane has a moaning sister....

Mav the ball is in your court....

:D

Mavykins
27th October 2004, 19:15
damn :p:

Mamacita
27th October 2004, 19:49
aha! The prodigal returns :p

m00
27th October 2004, 22:42
/me plays Modjac - Stars

"If the stars should fall from the sky.....

I'd blame it all on you!"

Steadders
29th October 2004, 02:37
Originally posted by oxy
i blame the parents


or alcohol

i blaim mav

Knight ArmagoN
2nd November 2004, 16:59
Clearly Mav's Fault that it wasn't Mav's Fault to start with


... im just VERY dissapointed