Mingtea
25th October 2004, 02:09
[02:47] <HalOS[poker]> Mingtea
[02:47] <Mingtea> hi
[02:48] <HalOS[poker]> fag
[02:48] <Mingtea> homo
[02:48] <HalOS[poker]> fudgepacker
[02:48] <Jaffy> everyone plays poker nowadays
[02:48] <Mingtea> colonttamer.
[02:48] <HalOS[poker]> ringleader
[02:48] * Jaffy slaps HalOS[poker] around a bit with a large trout
[02:48] <Mingtea> rimspinner.
[02:48] <HalOS[poker]> cockhouser
[02:49] <Mingtea> suckerofthesweatymantesticlesacks.
[02:49] <HalOS[poker]> gonadjuggler
[02:49] <Mingtea> helmunicyclist.
[02:49] <HalOS[poker]> assplorer
[02:50] <Mingtea> spermbather.
[02:50] * blackbabyjesus has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[02:50] <HalOS[poker]> spunkhoarder
[02:51] * HalOS[poker] looks at Jaffy with one eye
[02:51] * shotmonkey is now known as ShotMonkey
[02:51] * HalOS[poker] is now known as HalOS
[02:51] <Mingtea> tradesman.
[02:51] <Jaffy> ;ooo pokerfiend
[02:51] <Jaffy> :)
[02:51] <HalOS> unionist
[02:51] <HalOS> !
[02:51] <Mingtea> liberal!
[02:51] <HalOS> LEFTIE
[02:51] <Mingtea> ****ING COMUNIST PIGDOG ****
[02:51] <HalOS> FACIST
[02:52] <Mingtea> OPRESSOR
[02:52] <HalOS> EMPLOYER!
[02:52] <Mingtea> MCDONALDS
[02:52] <HalOS> RONALD!
[02:52] <Mingtea> IS
[02:52] <HalOS> A
[02:52] <Mingtea> CROSS CHANNEL SWIMMER
[02:52] <HalOS> WITH HEAVY SACK
[02:52] <ShotMonkey> morning all
[02:53] <Mingtea> OF PLUMS
[02:53] <ShotMonkey> i can't sleep
[02:53] <HalOS> WHICH HE SHINES DAILY
[02:53] <Mingtea> FOR THE PRINCE
[02:53] <HalOS> AND HIS PAUPER BITCH
[02:53] <ShotMonkey> so i'm putting in a spare 4 channel sound card i have lying around
[02:53] <Kil88> that's ok HalOS and Mingtea are just doing their own version of the chain story on irc
[02:53] <Mingtea> FORMERLY KNOWN AS
[02:53] <HalOS> Cher
[02:53] <ShotMonkey> seeing as my 5.1 card is fubar
[02:53] <ShotMonkey> heh
[02:53] <Mingtea> wubbins.
[02:53] <HalOS> They went to the baekry
[02:54] <HalOS> *bakery
[02:54] <Mingtea> and
[02:54] <HalOS> skoffed
[02:54] <Mingtea> the bakers
[02:54] <HalOS> daughters
[02:54] <Mingtea> and injected them
[02:54] <HalOS> with funky
[02:54] <Mingtea> semen.
[02:54] <HalOS> SCORE shouted the
[02:54] <Mingtea> high school teacher
[02:54] <ShotMonkey> baker
[02:54] <HalOS> as he spanked
[02:54] <ShotMonkey> lol
[02:54] <Mingtea> his wifes labia.
[02:55] <HalOS> OUCH shouted
[02:55] <Mingtea> ... the labia
[02:55] * Razorb has joined #multiplay
[02:55] <HalOS> as it writhed in pain (ang pleasure)
[02:55] <HalOS> *and
[02:55] <Mingtea> with much
[02:55] <HalOS> liquoid
[02:55] <HalOS> -o
[02:55] <Mingtea> and gleeful
[02:55] <HalOS> pee
[02:55] <Razorb> when is the i23
[02:55] <Mingtea> meanwhile
[02:55] <HalOS> Daddy Smurf
[02:56] <Mingtea> was taking it up the
[02:56] <HalOS> pod
[02:56] <ShotMonkey> i23
[02:56] <LimiBot> i23 (25th - 28th March 2005) - 64 Signed Up, 3 Paid - Time Remaining: 151d 7h 3m 40s
[02:56] <Mingtea> abusing his japseye
[02:56] * I_R_HOMO has joined #multiplay
[02:56] <HalOS> with his
[02:56] <Razorb> thanks
[02:56] <Mingtea> smurfette
[02:56] <HalOS> like man slave
[02:56] <Razorb> they gonna have painkiller in there ? ;DDD
[02:56] * I_R_HOMO has quit IRC (Quit: Visit www.0wn4ge.co.uk (EOF))
[02:56] <Mingtea> , the man slave enjoyed nipple clamps
[02:57] <ShotMonkey> most probably
[02:57] <HalOS> when he rode the wee man
[02:57] <Razorb> cool
[02:57] <Razorb> :)
[02:57] <Mingtea> who when fondled.
[02:57] <HalOS> his large man breasticles
[02:57] <Kil88> lol breasticles
[02:57] <Mingtea> stood on end like tiny cactii
[02:57] <ShotMonkey> you'll find yourself playing games you never knew existed Razorb
[02:57] <ShotMonkey> :)
[02:57] <HalOS> OUCH shouted the smurf man lover
[02:58] <Razorb> heh
[02:58] <Razorb> any like
[02:58] <Razorb> tournies for pk
[02:58] <Mingtea> as his inner sanctum was raided by
[02:58] <Razorb> ;>>>
[02:58] <HalOS> a horde of rabid penii
[02:58] <Mingtea> who came from.
[02:58] <ShotMonkey> check on the site if there is any it'll probably be on there
[02:58] <HalOS> Tibet
[02:58] <ShotMonkey> if not suggest the idea in the forums
[02:58] <ShotMonkey> :)
[02:58] <Razorb> : >
[02:59] <Mingtea> Tibet is famous for the ninja rabid penii, who are famous for
[02:59] <Razorb> than ks
[02:59] <Razorb> thanks*
[02:59] <HalOS> invading virgin monkey ass
[02:59] <Mingtea> when virgin monkey ass is invaided it smells like almonds
[02:59] <HalOS> thought the smurfette as she ate her pie.. thinking
[03:00] <Mingtea> i wish i had some monkey ass on my face.
[03:00] <HalOS> She went to the zoo to get
[03:00] <Mingtea> the zoo keeper to tame a monkey
[03:00] <HalOS> in he shot in her face, while the zoo keeper
[03:01] <HalOS> 0in
[03:01] <HalOS> -in
[03:01] <Mingtea> proceeded to raid smurfettes body, and the monkey ass. Experts class this behaviour as
[03:01] <HalOS> MPUK like
[03:02] <Mingtea> LANtrash the world over was shocked at this announcment
[03:02] <HalOS> while secretly MSN'ing Paul
03:02] * Nlhhmvo has joined #multiplay
[03:02] <Mingtea> however now, complete with LANtrash sheild paul proceeded to
[03:03] <HalOS> protect his virgin ass until
[03:03] <Mingtea> John was on the scene
[03:03] <HalOS> LOOK AT THAT ASS said the LANtrash
[03:03] <Mingtea> why it's not as good as HalOS's
[03:04] <HalOS> You have not seen thy ass said the blind man
[03:04] * Nlhhmvo has quit IRC (Signed off)
[03:04] <Mingtea> my eyes where taken out by such a fine ass many moons ago
[03:04] <HalOS> all those sweet cheeks made me all
[03:05] <Mingtea> as john rolled over and said goodnight to the fine ass
[03:05] <HalOS> it looked back at him from the pillow and winked at him with its big brown eye
[03:05] <Mingtea> john waved
[03:06] <HalOS> the ass weeped a little
[03:06] <HalOS> (rofl)
[03:06] <Mingtea> well that was fun.
[02:47] <Mingtea> hi
[02:48] <HalOS[poker]> fag
[02:48] <Mingtea> homo
[02:48] <HalOS[poker]> fudgepacker
[02:48] <Jaffy> everyone plays poker nowadays
[02:48] <Mingtea> colonttamer.
[02:48] <HalOS[poker]> ringleader
[02:48] * Jaffy slaps HalOS[poker] around a bit with a large trout
[02:48] <Mingtea> rimspinner.
[02:48] <HalOS[poker]> cockhouser
[02:49] <Mingtea> suckerofthesweatymantesticlesacks.
[02:49] <HalOS[poker]> gonadjuggler
[02:49] <Mingtea> helmunicyclist.
[02:49] <HalOS[poker]> assplorer
[02:50] <Mingtea> spermbather.
[02:50] * blackbabyjesus has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[02:50] <HalOS[poker]> spunkhoarder
[02:51] * HalOS[poker] looks at Jaffy with one eye
[02:51] * shotmonkey is now known as ShotMonkey
[02:51] * HalOS[poker] is now known as HalOS
[02:51] <Mingtea> tradesman.
[02:51] <Jaffy> ;ooo pokerfiend
[02:51] <Jaffy> :)
[02:51] <HalOS> unionist
[02:51] <HalOS> !
[02:51] <Mingtea> liberal!
[02:51] <HalOS> LEFTIE
[02:51] <Mingtea> ****ING COMUNIST PIGDOG ****
[02:51] <HalOS> FACIST
[02:52] <Mingtea> OPRESSOR
[02:52] <HalOS> EMPLOYER!
[02:52] <Mingtea> MCDONALDS
[02:52] <HalOS> RONALD!
[02:52] <Mingtea> IS
[02:52] <HalOS> A
[02:52] <Mingtea> CROSS CHANNEL SWIMMER
[02:52] <HalOS> WITH HEAVY SACK
[02:52] <ShotMonkey> morning all
[02:53] <Mingtea> OF PLUMS
[02:53] <ShotMonkey> i can't sleep
[02:53] <HalOS> WHICH HE SHINES DAILY
[02:53] <Mingtea> FOR THE PRINCE
[02:53] <HalOS> AND HIS PAUPER BITCH
[02:53] <ShotMonkey> so i'm putting in a spare 4 channel sound card i have lying around
[02:53] <Kil88> that's ok HalOS and Mingtea are just doing their own version of the chain story on irc
[02:53] <Mingtea> FORMERLY KNOWN AS
[02:53] <HalOS> Cher
[02:53] <ShotMonkey> seeing as my 5.1 card is fubar
[02:53] <ShotMonkey> heh
[02:53] <Mingtea> wubbins.
[02:53] <HalOS> They went to the baekry
[02:54] <HalOS> *bakery
[02:54] <Mingtea> and
[02:54] <HalOS> skoffed
[02:54] <Mingtea> the bakers
[02:54] <HalOS> daughters
[02:54] <Mingtea> and injected them
[02:54] <HalOS> with funky
[02:54] <Mingtea> semen.
[02:54] <HalOS> SCORE shouted the
[02:54] <Mingtea> high school teacher
[02:54] <ShotMonkey> baker
[02:54] <HalOS> as he spanked
[02:54] <ShotMonkey> lol
[02:54] <Mingtea> his wifes labia.
[02:55] <HalOS> OUCH shouted
[02:55] <Mingtea> ... the labia
[02:55] * Razorb has joined #multiplay
[02:55] <HalOS> as it writhed in pain (ang pleasure)
[02:55] <HalOS> *and
[02:55] <Mingtea> with much
[02:55] <HalOS> liquoid
[02:55] <HalOS> -o
[02:55] <Mingtea> and gleeful
[02:55] <HalOS> pee
[02:55] <Razorb> when is the i23
[02:55] <Mingtea> meanwhile
[02:55] <HalOS> Daddy Smurf
[02:56] <Mingtea> was taking it up the
[02:56] <HalOS> pod
[02:56] <ShotMonkey> i23
[02:56] <LimiBot> i23 (25th - 28th March 2005) - 64 Signed Up, 3 Paid - Time Remaining: 151d 7h 3m 40s
[02:56] <Mingtea> abusing his japseye
[02:56] * I_R_HOMO has joined #multiplay
[02:56] <HalOS> with his
[02:56] <Razorb> thanks
[02:56] <Mingtea> smurfette
[02:56] <HalOS> like man slave
[02:56] <Razorb> they gonna have painkiller in there ? ;DDD
[02:56] * I_R_HOMO has quit IRC (Quit: Visit www.0wn4ge.co.uk (EOF))
[02:56] <Mingtea> , the man slave enjoyed nipple clamps
[02:57] <ShotMonkey> most probably
[02:57] <HalOS> when he rode the wee man
[02:57] <Razorb> cool
[02:57] <Razorb> :)
[02:57] <Mingtea> who when fondled.
[02:57] <HalOS> his large man breasticles
[02:57] <Kil88> lol breasticles
[02:57] <Mingtea> stood on end like tiny cactii
[02:57] <ShotMonkey> you'll find yourself playing games you never knew existed Razorb
[02:57] <ShotMonkey> :)
[02:57] <HalOS> OUCH shouted the smurf man lover
[02:58] <Razorb> heh
[02:58] <Razorb> any like
[02:58] <Razorb> tournies for pk
[02:58] <Mingtea> as his inner sanctum was raided by
[02:58] <Razorb> ;>>>
[02:58] <HalOS> a horde of rabid penii
[02:58] <Mingtea> who came from.
[02:58] <ShotMonkey> check on the site if there is any it'll probably be on there
[02:58] <HalOS> Tibet
[02:58] <ShotMonkey> if not suggest the idea in the forums
[02:58] <ShotMonkey> :)
[02:58] <Razorb> : >
[02:59] <Mingtea> Tibet is famous for the ninja rabid penii, who are famous for
[02:59] <Razorb> than ks
[02:59] <Razorb> thanks*
[02:59] <HalOS> invading virgin monkey ass
[02:59] <Mingtea> when virgin monkey ass is invaided it smells like almonds
[02:59] <HalOS> thought the smurfette as she ate her pie.. thinking
[03:00] <Mingtea> i wish i had some monkey ass on my face.
[03:00] <HalOS> She went to the zoo to get
[03:00] <Mingtea> the zoo keeper to tame a monkey
[03:00] <HalOS> in he shot in her face, while the zoo keeper
[03:01] <HalOS> 0in
[03:01] <HalOS> -in
[03:01] <Mingtea> proceeded to raid smurfettes body, and the monkey ass. Experts class this behaviour as
[03:01] <HalOS> MPUK like
[03:02] <Mingtea> LANtrash the world over was shocked at this announcment
[03:02] <HalOS> while secretly MSN'ing Paul
03:02] * Nlhhmvo has joined #multiplay
[03:02] <Mingtea> however now, complete with LANtrash sheild paul proceeded to
[03:03] <HalOS> protect his virgin ass until
[03:03] <Mingtea> John was on the scene
[03:03] <HalOS> LOOK AT THAT ASS said the LANtrash
[03:03] <Mingtea> why it's not as good as HalOS's
[03:04] <HalOS> You have not seen thy ass said the blind man
[03:04] * Nlhhmvo has quit IRC (Signed off)
[03:04] <Mingtea> my eyes where taken out by such a fine ass many moons ago
[03:04] <HalOS> all those sweet cheeks made me all
[03:05] <Mingtea> as john rolled over and said goodnight to the fine ass
[03:05] <HalOS> it looked back at him from the pillow and winked at him with its big brown eye
[03:05] <Mingtea> john waved
[03:06] <HalOS> the ass weeped a little
[03:06] <HalOS> (rofl)
[03:06] <Mingtea> well that was fun.