Bykergrove

[Rich]

omfg this has to be THE most IRRATATING show ever created! Was watching it as my bro had it on while eating dinner, so ****ing **** and cheap. The way they try and address issues like drug abuse and domestic violence with their ****cocked wooden excuses for acting.

And then theirs their accents, wtf are they from? SO ANNOYING stupid ****ing ****s with high pitched whiney accents that make you wanna beat the **** out of them omfg so gormless you can tell anyone who speaks like that dosnt have an ounce of inteligence and needs to be ended for the good of humanity. Burn them all, now.

Look at these ****ers:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/byker/images/downloads/autographs/autograph_adam_tn.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/byker/images/downloads/autographs/autographs_sarah_tn.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/byker/images/downloads/autographs/autograph_luke_tn.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/byker/images/downloads/autographs/autograph_leanne_tn.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/byker/images/downloads/autographs/autograph_jamie_tn.jpg

[Fa1nT]

ohhhhhhhhh bikeeeeeerrrrrrrr bikeeeeeer bikeeeeeeeer groveeeeee ohhhhh bikeeeeer bikkkerrrrrr groveeeeeee.

[[WychDoG]]

bring back spuggy

[SilentMike]

the show is full of chav potential :)

how i hate this program so much
i remember one kid jumping off the roof of the centre because he had a bbgun.. boo ****ing hoo :D

[Rich]

Yeah, its so pathetic, does my head in - and at the end of the theme tune theres a ****ty laugh that echos - that sound effect is enough to make me masacre people, nothing irratates me more than Byker grove.

[TimmyNoShoes]

Not even geordies like Byker grove so what does that tell you.
Further more, it spawned the most evil of creatures such as Donna Air(head) Also Ant and Dec.

[no friends]

pure ****e, i never liked it even when i was in the agegroup to watch ffs!

[Elbonio]

it's still going?


I remember when Duncan was blinded by paintball

:eek:

[Aerodynamic]

omg it was clearly PJ

[LordPhil]

Originally posted by Rich


And then theirs their accents, wtf are they from? SO ANNOYING stupid ****ing ****s with high pitched whiney accents that make you wanna beat the **** out of them omfg so gormless you can tell anyone who speaks like that dosnt have an ounce of inteligence and needs to be ended for the good of humanity. Burn them all[/IMG] Personally I do agree the show is pretty poor, to be kind, but I don't see how their accents show they don't have an "ounce of sense". Remember the majority on the show are children thus has having high pitched voices is the norm.

[Elbonio]

Originally posted by Aerodynamic
omg it was clearly PJ

same difference

[Flufball]

I actualy find early doors more irritating, but thats only becuse I know sue (Plays Tanya) and its realy hard to see her in it, it just doesnt seem right, other than that though early doors is great.

As for bykergrove, I do agree, one of the most irritating childrens programs ever. Incidentaly, most of the current childrens stuff seems to be overcensored steryotyped rubbish...

[Evil Elbonio]

Forget about how crap it probably is, I think the real question here is why the hell are you watching it?

[TimmyNoShoes]

I would also like to say that geordies sound NOTHING AT ALL like those runts from byker grove, i didnt notice what Rich said as he is one of the lucky people to be on my ignore list :)

[Er00]

rofl, I watched byker grove for a while...oh well..I only watch one TV program anymore

[Valane]

Holy ****, I remember that episode, the only episode i ever fully watched, that program was just so bad, something I could do without in my childhood.

The new cast as displayed above look like they should be in "ugly hillbilly grove" or "slags grove"
Originally posted by Elbonio
it's still going?


I remember when Duncan was blinded by paintball

:eek:

[Mingtea]

Just embodies newcastle really.

[her0n]

The first and third picture.. Are they twins?

[Limi]

BYKAAAAAAAAA GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

Yes its ****, therefore Newcastle = ****, which I whole heartily agree with.

[Valane]

Originally posted by her0n
The first and third picture.. Are they twins?

Cheaper to take actors from different angles then hire new ones.

[TimmyNoShoes]

Originally posted by Mingtea
Just embodies newcastle really.

You have a biased opinion, you dated Ruth, nothing good can come of that you know :P

[QBlank]

I used to watch it for Geoffs handlebar moustache.

[Er00]

dunno if they're twins in real life...but they are in the show...and yea, they may look like twins, but so do the weasley twins in HP and they look really different in real life :s

[Elbonio]

Originally posted by QBlank
I used to watch it for Geoffs handlebar moustache.


you are not the only one

[Toptotty]

Geoffs mustache
Ant and Dec (or PJ and Duncan man wayay)

OMFG
Byker groooooooooooooovy!

Mandy

[Ruth]

I was in the background of Byker Grove once. My class got a day off school to be in a nightclub scene, it was all very exciting.

I must admit, i have never ever watched a full episode of it because, to be fair, it is so very ****. I apologise on behalf of Newcastle and Geordies everywhere.

[Steadders]

I watched it for the first time the other day, and i completly understand, its so awful, im still making fun of it now.

[TimmyNoShoes]

Steadders, your avatar is so win it cant be expressed in words!

[Optimus]

even tho Aardvark got there first with the Red Cross Exploitation? :)

[Er00]

yea, tbh, I think aardvark's clearly wins, although good try ;)

[Gifted]

im never at home at that time of day so have no idea what its like in the last 5 or 6 years...

but the last ime i saw it (5/6 years ago) it was sh!t. so i dont think it would hjave got any better

[SprayCan]

I've only ever seen a short clip of the show, and that was on TV's worst moments or something, when Ant got shot in the face by a paintball gun.

Did the country stop or something? :confused:

[Ruth]

Yes, i know its pointless bringing this back from the dead, but i was just browsing through some old threads and found this bad boy. Well, i must say i am surprised and confused.
Confused because I posted in this thread originally and completely overlooked the fact people were slagging Geordies off - Yes yes, Byker Grove was friggin awful, but i dont think that is any reason to have a go at Newcastle or the people who live there.

So here i am, 4 years later, sticking up for my home town, a place that i love and adore, and hope to grow old in. I dont post threads slagging off your home towns, your accents and your ****ty TV shows. So i have posted in here to have a little dig at you all. You absolute cocks. :p *

Yes its cack, therefore Newcastle = cack, which I whole heartily agree with.

I'm really quite surprised by that comment. Newcastle is just as rubbish as London and Manchester and every other city. Do you hear me going round slagging your home town off Limi? No! Just because a telly show was filmed there that was absolutely ****, doesnt mean the actual place is ****. Im hurt by your words. :p

Just embodies newcastle really.

You can hardly friggin talk, have you heard your accent and have you SEEN where you're from? They cant even FILM a show in Redditch cos the crew would be set alight before they'd even set anything up. So ner. :p


You dated Ruth, nothing good can come of that you know

And YOU Tim, can just get the **** out right now! I am so close to coming round the corner and kicking your arse all over Fenham! :p

*Please note, the :p's should indicate that i am joking....But only a little bit. You cockends.

[Cheez]

Erm, you posted in the thread first time around and didn't mention it. Why the sudden anti-anti-geordie rage? :)

[Ruth]

Confused because I posted in this thread originally and completely overlooked the fact people were slagging Geordies off

I highly reccomend that you actually READ MY ****ING POST :mad:

[Cheez]

I highly reccomend that you actually READ MY ****ING POST :mad:

tl;dr

[Ruth]

It was like...right at the beginning :P

[Pru]

I must be the only person who liked it :P Dont know if i would now, but when i was in the age group i did... but then again i used to watch alot of crappy tv.

[Vorzac]

Being a trained actor myself, I try to avoid these sorts of programs, they make my brain drip out of my ears with thier wrongness.

[Aardvark]

I highly reccomend that you actually READ MY ****ING POST :mad:

I don't like geordies because they anger easily

[Ruth]

We are quite an angry people.

[Tim^]

We are quite an angry people.

This is true.

[Shazz]

AFAIK it's been axed, so you wont have to put up with it for much longer rich ;)

But yes, epic thread ressurection.

[Murray-Mint]

I'm pretty sure Limi is able to comment on Newcastle... He was living there at the time he posted in this thread :)

[Pru]

It was axed a few years ago shazz, i remember them annoucing it on CBBC.