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Noodleman
9th October 2004, 15:45
Pain in the ass....

or,

Sweet mannah from heaven!

you decide....

Elbonio
9th October 2004, 16:06
i dont think it's a simple yes or no


Women can be tamed and manipulated if you are very very good but they will always have that unpredictability about them that no man can forsee


i would say their good points balance out the bad points of keeping your own woman.

Just remember that when you first buy them they are small, cute and cuddly but they do grow big and sooner or later you'll need a bigger cage and more money to maintain them.

Sadly we often see women left abandoned once they become too difficult for their owners to manage.


The 3 simple rules are:

1) make sure their diet is balanced and contains all the vitamins and minerals they need to keep them active
2) that you excersize them every day and give them lots of attention
3) that you clean up after them until they become domesticated and house trained


good healthy teeth and gums are important too.

Boffykins
9th October 2004, 16:16
So Noodleman, would you like another brush for that bucket of tar, or are you ok with just the one? On topic though, women can be great, if you get the right one

Elbonio
9th October 2004, 16:20
yes paul, finding the right breed is important

when choosing which breed you're going for, look for a healthy glossy coat and a strong posture

Bonkers
9th October 2004, 16:31
depends wot kinda mood your in :) if you cba then there great - but if not then there a pain in the ass :P

pen
9th October 2004, 16:38
You gotta love em!

Er00
9th October 2004, 17:00
tbh, most women are a pain in the ass :/

Aerodynamic
9th October 2004, 17:11
its all about letting them know whos boss, if you let her walk all over you then yes, she will also be a pain in the ass.

Aardvark
9th October 2004, 17:12
All women a pain in the ass, the same way all men are arseholes :D

Zenith
9th October 2004, 17:14
Women are only a pain in the arse if a strap-on is involved.

(I am not speaking from experience)

Evil Elbonio
9th October 2004, 18:00
TBH being evil doesnt help.

Noodleman
9th October 2004, 20:38
Originally posted by Boffbowsh
So Noodleman, would you like another brush for that bucket of tar, or are you ok with just the one? On topic though, women can be great, if you get the right one

Yes, another brush would be good

Strych
10th October 2004, 18:57
Originally posted by Noodleman
Pain in the ass....
or,
Sweet mannah from heaven! Both.

Shazz
11th October 2004, 06:15
Deffinatly a YES, god damn them

Gifted
11th October 2004, 06:39
depending on what time of the month! ;)

WeeJ
11th October 2004, 19:57
Pfft, women are only a 'pain in the ass' when they have shoddy boyfriend's :P

gemz
11th October 2004, 20:02
Elbonio wtf? you're talking as if we're some sort of animal

LadyU
11th October 2004, 20:31
Yes, women can be both sweet and a pain...but then again...so can men...

Er00
11th October 2004, 20:41
gemz, I think that may have been the point ;)

Evil Elbonio
12th October 2004, 00:32
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!

Baz
12th October 2004, 00:43
only a pain in the ass if your into that kind of thing i guess

Zeuseh
12th October 2004, 09:26
nice sig baz :D only just noticed it

littlegem
12th October 2004, 13:52
Bit of both. Same as men. Depends on how they are being treated by boyf/friends/family.

Think im 2/3 sweet and lovely but 1/3 bitch and a pain in every part of the anatomy!

andyf
12th October 2004, 17:38
I will vote no.

Afty
12th October 2004, 18:23
The best women are the biggest pain in the arse, they're also the ones worth all the effort.

Killy
12th October 2004, 19:30
aye what afty said

g-beast
12th October 2004, 20:42
:angel: heaven i want one of you drinks still

Toptotty
13th October 2004, 18:00
Originally posted by afty
The best women have the biggest arse [misquoted].
(Cheers Afty </tongue in cheek> ;))
I'm great, women like me are great.

I get no PMT
I don't believe in girlie shopping
I don't "do" shoes or handbags
I prefer football and pints, to girlie films and wine.

I r teh ladette and proud of it!!!

Mandy

Mouce
13th October 2004, 22:40
Like the russian saying, "There must be a lot of a good person"

Anyway, may I suggest that all of you who voted yes, go and be gay now... if not, then you're contradicting yourselves.

Exegesis
14th October 2004, 05:10
i saw a squirrel...

Afty
14th October 2004, 08:32
Originally posted by Toptotty
(Cheers Afty </tongue in cheek> ;))
I'm great, women like me are great....

I r teh ladette and proud of it!!!Actually, girls *do* need a bit of an ass. Flatness is not attractive. As for the girly stuff - well, she's got to be able to put up with the football and the pints, but for me personally, I like my girls girly :)

Er00
14th October 2004, 16:31
I used to be such a tomboy, always loved playing football even if I hate watching it :p:

Love dressing up as well though...although pink is definitely to be avoided....for 2 reasons: My hair clashes with it, and I hate the colour in general :D

Bonkers
14th October 2004, 16:43
not even in those nuns and schoolgirl outfits? what about a catsuit?