This could be the end!

[Evil Elbonio]

Elbonio! This has gone on long enough! I have decided that our position in the forums must be setteled!

here's the deal, I'll play you at 5 games of your chioce, and the best of 5 wins!

Now here's the fun part, whoever wins gets to stay on the forums! however...the loser must leave and never be heard of again!

of course you'll be allowed to come to lans to see all your old chums though.

Now, are you man enough to agree to my challenge?

[Zenti]

this is the lamest thing i have ever seen

[Dan]

lol wtf

[Darkblane]

http://www.kramerskorner.com/kingsx/images/covers/bill-ted.jpg

Grim Reaper : A hit. You have sunk my battleship!
Dead Bill , Dead Ted : Excellent! Yes!
Dead Ted : I totally knew he would put it in the J's, dude!
Dead Bill : Good thinking, Ted.
Grim Reaper : You must play me again.
Dead Bill : WHAT?
Grim Reaper : Um, best two out of three.
Dead Bill , Dead Ted : No way!
Grim Reaper : Yes way.

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Grim Reaper : I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Dead Bill : Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper : I said Plum!
Dead Ted : No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper : Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted : I don't believe this guy!

[Hitori]

Idiot.

[Gunsmith]

lol

[Boffykins]

Thank ****. I personally want Evil Elbonio to win, then we'll get that imposter Elbonio off the forums.

(ps, this joke is getting so old, please hurry up and **** off, Evil Elbonio)

[Elbonio]

RA3
Trackmania
UT2k3 (i dont have 2k4 :( )
DDR (keyboard)

and of course

C&C: Generals - Zero Hour

[gemz]

I know who Evil Elbonio is

[Boffykins]

Well spill then

[Elbonio]

hmm

he spams like gemz...

[Elbonio]

assuming it's a he of course


it hadnt really crossed my mind that it could be a she

[Boffykins]

Nah, it's too good an idea to be from a girl.

[Evil Elbonio]

I'm glad I'm not a girl, else I'd have struggled with those games. Sims 2 on the other hand...

[Elbonio]

ok you are SO going down on generals - 10 mins max

UT2K3 im average

RA3 you'll lose spectacularly at

DDR - there are only a few people who can DDR really well in this community and im failry sure you're not one of them, so im assuming my skills on this are better than yours

and Trackmania.. well i'm fairly good at that too


it's not looking good for you im afraid

[gemz]

I'm not a spammer

[Evil Elbonio]

gemz, if I didn't know that I was Evil Elbonio, i'd put you as prime suspect tbh

[Evil Elbonio]

*OK* enough of this

The first round shall be TRACKMANIA because its my worst game, and i want to get it out the way.

Tonight. Are you up for it?

[Hitori]

I hope we'll get demos of the games played (and recorded into .avi format for those of us who don't have all those games). Should be interesting :)

[gemz]

coor :P wanna come over to mine then? we could play with each other.

[Elbonio]

ok pm me your ip so nobody else joins and you set up the server

i'll be there in 5 mins

[Evil Elbonio]

Originally posted by Hitori
I hope we'll get demos of the games played (and recorded into .avi format for those of us who don't have all those games). Should be interesting :)

No. you'll get a screen shot of the end scores - if your lucky.

[Evil Elbonio]

Originally posted by Elbonio
ok pm me your ip so nobody else joins and you set up the server

i'll be there in 5 mins

ok, get ready.

[EXTREME NOSE]

MSN 7.0 is out now, use it.

[Elbonio]

er... ok you cant specify a server

just pm me the password for your game

[Elbonio]

Originally posted by EXTREME NOSE
MSN 7.0 is out now, use it.

he has a point

we'll use pm's

sorry

[Exegesis]

whoa... it's like the superbowl!

[no friends]

Pikachu.... I choose you!!!111!!11!

[gemz]

I choose myself

[Evil Elbonio]

Thats pokemon idiot, he was talking about american football,

and elbonio, i have a better idea, you host and i'll play you at your own "pipe dream" maps.

[Nivek]

he knows (i think i know who it is)

[Evil Elbonio]

You're going down

[10G0]

omfg! Intense

It's like major league forum of death

[10G0]

Originally posted by Boffbowsh
Nah, it's too good an idea to be from a girl.

LOL!

It's funny cos it's true...

[Elbonio]

we drew :rolleyes:

EE has the screenshots


i lost on pipedreams 1 (not amused!)
i won on pipe dreams 2
neither of us completed pipe dreams 3 or 4


i forgot to put the time up to 10 minutes


- 5 minutes is NOT long enough to finish pipe dreams 4 :)

pipe dreams 3 you can *just about* finish



hm

oh well next games

[andyf]

Originally posted by gemz
I'm not a spammer


It's some kind of irony. This is irony isn't it? I'm better at spotting irony than sarcasm. Your post was ironic!

[Evil Elbonio]

TBH, i'm happy with that result, but there will be no draws in the next round...RA:3

you ready?

[Elbonio]

ok EE has set u an MSN account and has sent me the screens from the last game as apparently if he used his hosting he'd give the game away

http://www.urbanhousework.com/crap/evilgames/tm1.JPG
http://www.urbanhousework.com/crap/evilgames/tm2.JPG
http://www.urbanhousework.com/crap/evilgames/tm3.JPG
http://www.urbanhousework.com/crap/evilgames/tm4.JPG

[Elbonio]

:rolleyes:

EE you've not sent me the screen from the first match


the one you won!


anyway he did, i'll admit that he beat me on my own map...



though i dont think it was the first time he'd played it, i could tell.. which says to me it's someone from that stratlan where pipe dreams maps came from...

hmmm

[Evil Elbonio]

Sorry about that, i'll send you it tomorrow.

[pos]

yeah please end this now! :(

[andyf]

****ing have him, *elbonio


hah, my use of wildcard prevents you from knowing whether it was elbonio or evil-elbonio i am cheering on.

ugh I look at this post and I think 'geek'. bah.

[Hitori]

Is it a bad thing to be a geek? I never knew that.

[andyf]

Originally posted by Hitori
Is it a bad thing to be a geek? I never knew that.

Depends on your peers, I guess.

[Cheez]

You mean like LINX etc?

[TheDon]

Surely if he sent you the pics over msn you could have cleared up who he was once and for all by doing a netstat during the transfer, finding out his ip, and therefore finding out at the least where he lived, and maybe even match it up with a hostmask in irc?

[MONK]

But what fun would that be!

[Baz]

this must end! I AM EVIL ELBONIO!!!!




not really - its towneh

[TelexStar]

No no, I'M Evil Elbonio!!!!

[Mingtea]

I'm spartacus!

[Killy]

I'm Brian and my wife's Brian too!!

[Gifted]

im NOT Evil Elbonio...





phew, that should blow them off the trail for a little longer... hehehe

[Nivek]

No i am Elbonio

[TimmyNoShoes]

Any more happenings regarding the contest then?

[GeeDee]

I'm bored of this.

Stop spamming the forums.

[Guigsy]

finding out his ip, and therefore finding out at the least where he lived
if only it was that simple

[Mu5icMan]

actually it is when you post on the forum it logs your ip address

[Strych]

Been there, done that, no cigar.

[Freelance]

put both their accounts on holiday

[Elbonio]

Originally posted by Mu5icMan
actually it is when you post on the forum it logs your ip address

yes but only moderators can see the ip


and anyway i prefer to find out by outwitting him rather than cheap "i resolved your ip"


and anwyay that would only give me his rough location... the south east.. gee that narrows it down a bit in this community :rolleyes:

[Optimus]

yeah, most of the community spend their time 'down south'...

and for the record, its not me... I only got a working internet connection last night...

[Nivek]

but you were using a mental connection to the MPUK forums

[Optimus]

no

[Freelance]

i wonder how long (evil) elbonio can keep this up? you know it stinks

[Evil Elbonio]

How long is a piece of string?

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Delphi/2970/string_4.jpg

[Nivek]

Originally posted by Freelance
i wonder how long (evil) elbonio can keep this up? you know it stinks

if it really stinks then we can use a sniffer dog to hunt him down

on a side note dont take a girl out to a vegetain restaunt, because the food is mostly beans, and some girls most notabally this one had a reaction to the beans (you could see it in the air and the whole tower block was evacuated)

Thats just a note, any way back to the beer

I WANT MORE "GOOD (NORMAL)" Elbonio vs Evil Elbonio games. i cant really say good vs evil as i dont know normal elbonio that well, that said i cant really call him normal, you have all seen his posts,

any way more beer

[JeRkY]

introduce a big brother style forum eviction, nominate elbonio and his sinister twin and then in an evil big brother style ban both the elbonio's

[Nivek]

or MPUK could introduce MAC address logging, so that when Evil Elbonio logs in his MAC address is log, the next time anyone else logs in with that MAC address logs in BAM you have him/her/it

[Elbonio]

Are you ready for the next game? i get to choose this time right?

[Evil Elbonio]

I'm always ready! And yes, you can choose.

[Elbonio]

You wanted it to be RA:3, but i want to play ut2k4, to get it out the way (i think it's my worst)

PM with all details.

[Elbonio]

You can't do anything!!

Ok, Evil Elbonio couldnt get the server up and running, so were going to leave it until later.

in the mean time, were going to do out DDR round. It's going to be done by screenshots at the end of each round (no cheating!)

we'll choose 2 songs each to do, and one independant will choose the 5th song. The best of 5 wins, or it could be a draw.

[Evil Elbonio]

Fair enough, DDR next it is then, what two songs do you pick?

[Elbonio]

Mr.bassman on heavy AND
321 stars on heavy.

[Evil Elbonio]

hmmmm......

I shall choose

Max 300 (Heavy)

and

Break Down! (Heavy)

[Elbonio]

ok, get screenshots (new ones!) of those 4 songs, we'll do the 5th only if we need to.

[Dan]

I'm the priveledged outside who chooses the 5th song it seems!


go go Chop Suey! :D

[her0n]

So who won?

[RTO]

who cares? :p