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[R]itchie
30th August 2004, 20:28
As i sit here in my front room, eating my kebab watching rolf harris fisting a small dog on animal hospital- i thought we should start a tradition of posting a record of the event in here for posterity-

i21 Mohaa - The Admins perspective

In traditional style the lan begins not at the event but in the pub across the green. Stryker, Gav and myself are quickly joined by harrymonk, promoz, hypo, murthwaite and all the other lads (im not listing you all :p). A few rounds and we medically needed some whisky so i got some shots in- before you know whats happening promoz brings over some tequila... Some good laughs and everyones ready to head back over to the event to setup their kit. I was later informed that a radiator was ripped from a wall in the pub apparently by our party- As I didnt witness this (or the apparent chucking out we apparently received??) i cannot comment. All i will say is I hope it wasnt a member of this community responsible as it will undoubtably make it difficult for us to visit the establishment again.

The trek back over the green proved two things:

1) Ferk didnt score 32 points with the stick (women and children dont count)
2) Re-enacting wrestlemania on grass only results in grass stains and loss of jewelry.

After setting up the kit I think the guys went for some drinks :) I decided to play some games and meet some people.

Friday saw the event start to fill out nicely with most of the mohaa community arriving in early afternoon. We held a quick meeting at night to discuss the tournament- as usual everyone knows the score. I provide the servers and you guys just <ben stiller> do it </ben stiller> - Thanks to everyone for playing the games in a timely manner :)

We had alot of teams turn out for the tournament:

boOness, Xcite, =F.H=, darkside, |R|, fullmj, BMF and =S.A.S=

So i had to rename the tournament to the i21 haxRus tourney to accomodate the fact that they all hax.

I retired to travellodge and my damn comfortable bed and TV (which showed porn- the midget stayed in the suitcase that night i can tell you :)

Saturday morning and i return to find people already playing their tournament games! I didnt get a chance to use my pimp hand all weekend :( All the group stage games were finished on saturday leaving us 2 semi finals and the final for sunday. Originally the final was scheduled for 1pm on sunday but on account of the CS kiddies being forced to throw their rattles out their cots when steam died we rescheduled until 8pm

Unlike previous finals it was held in the tote building where the bar was- i think it was better in there than on the 2nd floor as it was quieter (excluding the ddr people that is) . We had special guest commentators in the form of Turkey and LIZARD- both lads did a great job entertaining the drunks. The final also included broadcast of darksides teamspeak on murths request- that boy has serious frank sinatra aspiration problems.

The match itself was very close with darkside grappling their way to 1st place by 15 rounds to 13. Very good game to watch.

We played some fun wars with loads of players in the melee- Dredgos and Uppem (sin ?) won the prestigeous i21 player pimp medallions of pimpishness- almost as good as an olympic gold :)

Thanks to everyone that came along to the lan- especially engel, promoz and the other lads who travelled such a long way to join us for drinky-poos

If people have pictures post some links when uploaded to this thread.

See you all at i23.

You ferking like that?

J3sta
30th August 2004, 20:55
As i sit here in my front room, eating my kebab watching rolf harris fisting a small dog on animal hospital



Richie you rock

:madhatter <---------- Tis you

IceHot
30th August 2004, 21:03
well done ritchie

the final was emmense, glad to hear the people watching it, enjoyed it :D

icey @ waiting to pay for i23 :D

turkey
30th August 2004, 21:54
commentary to win.

and if we entertained so much, why didnt anyone get some beers in! 2 shours of shouting hurts a dry throat ya no

Mamacita
30th August 2004, 22:02
( The noisy DDR people were the ones that lent out the mics to your commentators :P )

Ferky(peter k)
30th August 2004, 22:43
YOU FERKIN LIKE THAAAAAAT ?!?

You missed the fact that we gave some wasps some ass slackner and made wasps shove heads up there own asses.

was a very good lan great laugh plenty of beer, pikkon got thrown out for pissing/shamowning a wall HAHALOL n1 m8ty :D

Nice to meet u all and.........

i23 here we come.

P.s
plz send all ur i21 pics to the_ferkmeister@hotmail.com, and in reply i will give u some pimp niceness man loving next time i see u.

Greetz peter kay (the abi titmus porno owns btw)

J3sta
30th August 2004, 22:49
YOU LIKE THAT BI-ATCH !!! :chainsaw:

[R]itchie
31st August 2004, 00:40
Originally posted by Mamacita
( The noisy DDR people were the ones that lent out the mics to your commentators :P )

The noise helped cover the vast amount of "HAAX" and swearing tbh

IceHot
31st August 2004, 08:41
Originally posted by [R]itchie
The noise helped cover the vast amount of "HAAX" and swearing tbh

rofl :rolleyes:

|R|SHUG
31st August 2004, 13:21
Yup enjoyed this I event very much should make i23 hopefully bring a |R| team again pown some ass YOU FOOKEN LIKE That:madhatter

J3sta
31st August 2004, 13:25
Need to get some more rea clan down to.... have a mass Rea vs Def game :P

Flufball
31st August 2004, 13:40
Aye, and hopfuly I'll be in the |R| team at i23 :p:

Ferky(peter k)
31st August 2004, 14:28
lol fluf u say ur gonna some down to every i event but never do cos of money problems, get a ferkin paper round or summat lol :p:

Flufball
31st August 2004, 15:04
Nah, getting nice ammounts of money now, started getting just this week so we shall see :)

Ferky(peter k)
31st August 2004, 15:07
pimping ur flufballs to ritchie for the cash ? :eek: :p:

Flufball
31st August 2004, 15:13
Nope, I belive you're mistaking me for someone else there :p:

[R]itchie
31st August 2004, 19:21
lmfao- anyone seen that magazine called bizarre? has all the weird stufffrom around the world in it.

I was flicking through a copy at my mates this afternoon and no bull it has an interview with the ****ing midget from midget in a suitcase!!!!!!

J3sta
31st August 2004, 19:33
i got that issue.... I got every back issue... her name is Bridget the midget

Ferky(peter k)
31st August 2004, 21:24
lmfao u ****in like thaaaaaaaat bridget LOL!!! :D

and why dint i get 32 points i hit the car ? :confused:

J3sta
31st August 2004, 22:18
Ferk...now i know that you got a little thing for the pint size whore.... so here you go mate the treat is on me


http://upsidedowntv.com/staff%20stuff/Bridget/Blackkout/bridget_sitting_send.jpg

Knock yourself out

Ferky(peter k)
31st August 2004, 22:57
lies tbh :( we know shes ur little whore

J3sta
31st August 2004, 23:03
why you think i got the pics :P


Wanna share ????


SPITROAST :facelick:

Ferky(peter k)
31st August 2004, 23:10
one in each hole? :D lets ask the ritchie the pimp.

can i have bagsy's on her ass plz Lol :p:

J3sta
31st August 2004, 23:14
richie can take the left overs.... Then pass it on to muttley to make a man outta him

Flufball
31st August 2004, 23:26
Talk about off topic :p:

[R]itchie
1st September 2004, 08:07
Originally posted by Ferky(peter k)

can i have bagsy's on her ass plz Lol :p:

Tea bagsy's ? :p:

J3sta
3rd September 2004, 11:31
OK ferk and rich can have her ..... TBH it will be the funniest site ever....


Guy be nice remember shes 4foot and probleys weighs as much as you leg !!!!

Ferky(peter k)
9th September 2004, 15:47
she can hump my leg then :D :p:

J3sta
9th September 2004, 15:54
Ok in this months Bizzare mag they have a full interview with the horny little cow.... Talking about shootinh eggs from her arse... gotta buy it :P

Ferky(peter k)
7th February 2005, 23:34
i23 coming u lot going ? :D

J3sta
8th February 2005, 07:33
I am not sure..... You know me...


But looks good at the mo if i can get my PC back up and running and can steal Mohaa off someone there !!!!

Disks scratched and formatted.... no need to Steal someones EAGames folder.... Any offers ?

[R]itchie
8th February 2005, 13:38
Newbury has probably recovered enough to warrant our return.

I know a stack of the fmj lot are coming down, reckoning all the regulars minimum plus some new faces. Should be a hoot.

If everyone can mention to mates etc (assuming they are cool obviously) we can get a good raft of teams together and have ourselves a naise tournament of win again.

We usually have the 2nd or 3rd largest turnout for games at i-series (behing cs and battlefield) so we aint doing too bad for a bunch of old gits. If we could hit 60-70 people it would be a splendid weekend indeed.

So in short dont miss you opportunity to punch a cb admin for every bad decision lol- soz monkeh :p

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~mritchie/pimpdawg.jpg

/me out

J3sta
9th February 2005, 08:07
Also as i have been out for a while i dont have a clan...so if anyone is short and wants a Pro (very loose term) give me a shout.... if not... still up for a 25v25 mass bundle :P


Also this time we will have to think of much more imaginative drinking games... Wooohoooooo

Styker & Qrydem are a cert and me too.... :)

Ferky(peter k)
14th February 2005, 18:12
sounds good to me

|R| will be having a mega bbq again this time some of u missed out last time, was good **** tbh, eating and getting rat arsed taking the piss outta passers by. :D

so keep an eye out for it dudes.

plus we will be visiting the pub possibly saturday night too i think ;)

J3sta
15th February 2005, 07:34
Oi Ferky,

what about Thursday night..... Pussy....


i got the i21 pictures somewhere on my PC, Looking at them the other day.... Capture that flag :P

Ferky(peter k)
15th February 2005, 21:43
lol

i mean saturday night aswell as the thursday m8 i dont **** around :p,

and the capture the flag was funny, they were acting hard saying they were gonna do us over then we said see you at i23 and they shat ut and appologised lol, said they were gonna put us in hospital lol. :p:

ahwell.

J3sta
16th February 2005, 08:06
they probley saw our ugly mugs in the pics and didnt wanna touch us in anyway,

They could still come with a big stick !!!

but yeah they did shut up pretty quick, Think thats the good thing about the mohaa lot compared to most other games. WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER

kba
16th February 2005, 11:54
Nice to see that you guys are lookig forward to it as much as we are.... :)


Ferk - the BBQ sounds really attractive.. I may just head across and say hi to you all....


Here's hoping that we all enjoy ourselves as much as usual ! !







fullmj | kba

Ferky(peter k)
16th February 2005, 22:36
Originally posted by kba


Ferk - sounds really attractive.. I may just head across and say hi to you all....

Fullmj | kba

im glad u think so :p:

lol nah just kidding m8ty gonna be loadsa fun do some sainsburys runs and get some burgers and plenty o beer :D

Ferky(peter k)
17th February 2005, 01:03
Originally posted by J3sta
they probley saw our ugly mugs in the pics and didnt wanna touch us in anyway,

They could still come with a big stick !!!

but yeah they did shut up pretty quick, Think thats the good thing about the mohaa lot compared to most other games. WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER

Under will hit them with his third leg if they come at us with a stick lol, dont believe u have met him, we call him tripod (im sure u can work out why :p: )

J3sta
17th February 2005, 08:12
nice ness.... :rolleyes: