Alton Tower T-Shirt Slogans

[Strych]

Not enough popular options for a poll yet, but my personal favourite is Elbonio's "MPUK Annual Trip Outside - Too much sunlight will melt us "

I think this strikes a beautiful balance between geek pride and not being swarthed in in-jokes that may only apply to some of the people going, or will look cringeworthily lame in a few month's time. Also, I don't want to wear t-shirts about manstacks and manjuice. You guys may get looked at funny. I'll just look like a whore. (This is not an invite to troll me)


Please post support and/or suggestions below, and a poll will be constructed later if necessary.

[Pumpkin]

I have no opinion and will let the others decide.

[CyberDrac]

They came ... they saw ... they chundered ;)

[RocketKnight]

Other suggestions from the other thread:

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Wizzo and his magic fairy children

Every time a beer is drunk
a fairy gets its wings...

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Wizzo and the headlice gang

(will dance for beer)

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Wizzo's Brothel Annual Picnic 2004

Stop me and buy one!

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If Beer = 0 and Manlove = 100%
Then Wizzo = True

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There was a multiplay excursion
a nice september diversion
the park, the bars,
the backseat of cars
all were scenes of subversion

Alton Towers 2004

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Multiplay do Splash Landings @ Alton towers

where all your wet dreams come true!

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Fun
On
Nemesis,
Drinks,
Laughter &
Excitement

MPUK @ Alton Towers 2004

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"I got wet at Splash Landings... but I didn't go in the pool"

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Wizzos Spaff Zealots
Alton Towers 2004

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MPUK Alton Towers Trip 2004

Push in and i'll build a manstack on you

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[RocketKnight]

Personally, I think

MPUK Annual Trip Outside - Too much sunlight will melt us

is the best one.

[Mingtea]

i'm with debs.

[Zakalwe]

Originally posted by Mingtea
i'm with debs.

Yeah, but if you ALL wear an ""I'm with Debs" T-shirt your back to facing the "manstack" wrong impression problem :)

[Noodleman]

lol

quite liked the

Fun
On
Nemesis,
Drinks,
Laughter &
Excitement

MPUK @ Alton Towers 2004

[Baz]

im for the melt us option

/me leaps on bandwagon

[Aardvark]

MPUK @ Alton Towers 2004 - For the best ride in the park!

[Zeuseh]

the one about outside or

Wizzo and the headlice gang

(will dance for beer)

[Dam0cles]

How about

"U.V. = Teh loose
Gamma = Teh Win"

plain, simple and states a fact

:p:

[Boffykins]

Melting

[Zeuseh]

Originally posted by Dam0cles
How about

"U.V. = Teh loose
Gamma = Teh Win"

plain, simple and states a fact

:p:

I refuse to wear anything of this sort!

and all this if something is something then something else is something crap.

:x

[Cabe]

MPUK Alton Towers 2004 - ARRG! The Light, it BURNSES!

[Aardvark]

I vote for Cabe's :)

[Toptotty]

Wizzo's Brothel Annual Picnic 2004

Stop me and buy one!

ACTUAL mirth!

[Guigsy]

i like the push in and i'll build a manstack on you. but if were not allowed that.... then... um.

Fun
On
Nemesis,
Drinks,
Laughter &
Excitement

but the E should be excretement. (spelling :S)

[Aardvark]

We really, really need to do this. Comedy AND political statement in one!

BACK: 'MPUK Alton Towers 2004 - Playing violent video games since 1999!'
FRONT: Weapon of Choice image + 'Bodycount: 0'

Plus we get to personalise with our weapons of choice :)

Bagsie Q2 railgun please :D

[Killy]

hmm i'll go with a tree

[Optimus]

wouldn't it be better to feature the weapons from Manhunt...

i mean, why be topical when you can be topical?

[Aardvark]

Not really enough weapons, plus everyone has favourites I'm sure :) Also I've not played Manhunt, which obviously means I'm not going to bludgeon anyone to death anytime soon...

... or *am* I?

:D