What's the worst that could happen?

[Elbonio]

Drink Dr. Pepper - what's the worst that could happen?


hmmm i would say the worst thing that could happen when drinking a Dr Pepper is...


An alien being from accross the galaxy accdiently got canned inside your can of Dr Pepper. The high sugar levels and Co2 have made this alien demented and it hounds for human blood. As soon as you open the can the alien shoots out through the hole, and into your gaping mouth where it proceeds to grab hold of tour tongue, zip down your throat and then works its way through your digestive system until it shoots out of your ass, pulling your tongue, still attached (cartoon style) out of your ass and then spitting in your face and sitcking its tongue out.


i'd say that was pretty bad.


anyone got anymore?

[Gunsmith]

Dr Pepper could be highly corrosive melting your tongue and throat instantly before eating away as ure organs and spine leaving you a bloody mess on the floor

[WhiteKnight]

By some freak co-incidence, there could an equal amount of matter and anti-matter in the can, seperated by the Dr-Pepper itself, as you pull the ring-pull, the resultant fizzing action brings about the complete and total anihilation of existance.

I`d say thats probably about as bad as it gets. :D

[Pingman]

Some one could fill your can with tnt at the factory and set the ring as a detonator, so as you open it BOOOOM! you are instantly a Dr Pepper martar!

[WhiteKnight]

330ml of TNT (less if you include the detonator space) would probably only be enough to splat you, and a hand full of people around you...

If i recall, a single atom of matter and anti-matter would produce enough explosive force to rip apart the earth and most of the solar system...

so if you can figure out how many atoms there are in 330ml, you can see where this is going...

I think you get the idea...

Edit: having googled a bit, my numbers may be a little off (read a lot) but its still bad....

1gm of matter/anti-matter aparently produces apprx 43 Kilotons of explosive force... so multiply this up to a 330 ml can and you can see that it might sting a bit.

[TE-Hellfire]

A more realistic and more likely disaster would be to have a can of Dr. Pepper in hospital, not knowing that somebody with MRSA has dripped blood on it, cut your lip on the edge of the hole, which infects you with the hospital superbug and makes your face gangrenous due to infection untreatable by antibiotics, your lower jaw loses all blood flow and falls off and then a rat bites through your drip and your life support machine, just as the hospital experiences a powercut.

Oh dear.

[10acious]

A smalll midget jumps out of a dark alley behind the store, where u purchased said can, and punches you in the crotch. Repeatedly. Forever.

[KingDaveRa]

... It could turn out to be made from the back end of a giant slug on the planet Wormulon.

... You might not like it, ask your friendly shopkeeper for a refund, and be told you won't be granted one. You decide to whine endlessly about it on a forum, then consult trading standards. They tell you you should consult the manufacturer, which you do, and they refund you, plus send you a crate of Dr Pepper as they misinterpreted the letter.

... You find its actually light, crude oil.

... You suddenly become addicted to it, and wind up in the Betty Ford Clinic for people addicted to soft drinks.

... It turns you gay.

[Elbonio]

You could open the can and then your eyes explode for no apparent reason

[Mouse_On_Mars]

The worst that could happen is actually drinking the stuff. :p:

[zhardoum]

worst thing that could happen..?

Is that unbeknown to the drinker, there is an ingredient which you have an extreme allergy to, so when you drink the stuff, it has the caustic equivalent of replacing your blood with battery acid, and thus leaving you in extreme pain. Of course, as we are on worst case scenario it wouldn't be instantaneous, it would take many years of slowly disolving your internal systems 1 microbe at a time before you eventually die of internal organ failure, to boot, owing to the nature of the reaction, no treatment or pain killers can be used, thus ensuring your time remaining is as excrutiating as it possibly can be..

.. and your in an area where euthanasia is a def no no, so much so that after many years of suffering, you try take your own life, only to find your self on an artificial life machine, which they put you in a room somewhere that builders than seal up by mistake, and you spend the rest of eternity in a locked sealed room with no one to hear your screams and you are unable to move a muscle being tied into the machine in such a way you cant even move your eyeballs, and they are forever stuck on the one moldy spot on the ceiling..


.. and some kind person has left some really annoying music on by accident stuck in an eternal loop, like "the Birdy Song" but just as you think its about to end, it skips back to the beginning...

i think thats getting kinda close.. but I am sure I could add a fair few thinsg to make it more painfull, if prompted :)

[Freelance]

http://www.youmustchoose.com/perl/ymc.cgi has a load of nastyness that people have dreamed up

[Steadders]

its actually quite nice.

[Boffykins]

Worse thing that can happen?
Ok
You buy the can, causing the shop assistant to spend an extra 5 seconds scanning it.
You drink the can, and drive away. All is well. Or so it would seem. As you're driving home, you come to a roundabout. All being clear, you move off onto this roundabout, forcing the guy coming out of the next exit to have to wait for you to pass. He does this, goes on his merry way. off he goes onto a big motroway, goes to overtake a lorry, which promptly overturns and flattens him, killing him. His wife and kids are told, kids so traumatised that they begin to fail school, don't go to University, ruin their lives. Wife kills herself as she can't cope.

So you see, Dr Pepper is a lethal weapon. You may not harm yourself, but you WILL KILL OTHERS (maybe)

[splitsecond]

it turns out you just brought a can of pepper that has a doctorate, bit lie finding a goblin in a sprite or hard drugs in your coke, possibkly the other way round for the last one, imagine paying £50 for a bag of coke and getting a bottle of pepsi instead :)

[10acious]

God bless chaos theory

[Optimus]

As you open the can, angry ticks fly out of my nipples and attack you!

[Gunsmith]

Originally posted by Optimus
As you open the can, angry ticks fly out of my nipples and attack you!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

[no friends]

the worst that could happen, you buy the wrong can so it was secretly setup so someone would buy it, but you bought it first. it has a tracker device in it and you get stalked for ages by a secret service, then they find out they have been following the wrong person - that would be quite bad for them unless you drink something from the badguys and you get shot for no reason!?

[Elbonio]

Originally posted by no friends
you bought it first. it has a tracker device in it


http://infowars.com/print/bb/coke_gps_spies.htm

[Mingtea]

"Dr Pepper Announce New Factory"

But what you don't know is this factory is built next to a secret weapons factory, a new superbug to make victims turn inside out accidently mixes with the Dr Pepper piping, you take a sip of that tasty Dr Pepper and suddenly find a jolt in your tummy.

You rush to the toilet and SUDDENLY YOUR ****ING INTESTINES START FLYING OUT OF YOUR ARSE.

So there you are sat on the toilet... inside out... in incredible pain.

You later die from a nasty infection.

[Afty]

Originally posted by Elbonio
Drink Dr. Pepper - what's the worst that could happen? You might actually taste the vile liquid inside?

[Ruth]

Dr Pepper

I wonder why it is so misunderstood.

:eek:

[Buffy]

personaly i think tasting it would be the worst thing.

[KingDaveRa]

Dr Pecker is nice though.

Its odd stuff, you can't really pin it down to one particular thing.

[WhiteKnight]

Almond essence...

Think liquid marzipan.