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phil
29th June 2004, 16:28
I don't want to worry anyone, but we've had 3 earthquakes in the last 4 months, and 2 in the last week.

They measured 3.8, 4.2 and 5.2. Not huge, but with the epicentre on Basel's doorstep, it's enough to shift the buildings about and knock pictures off walls.

No problem so far, except that Basel was levelled by the largest central european quake on record in 1356 (it measured around 9). In 250 AD a roman city on the same spot was destroyed.

http://www.seismo.ethz.ch/hazard/risk/figure1_s.gif

See the dark red bit in the middle by the kink in the river? That bit is estimated to receive 55-60% damage and has an alternate label of "certain death". That's where our house is.

It's fine though - Switzerland gets plenty of small quakes and nationally usually gets around 2 of the scale 4-5.

Erm... except, we've had 3 of these in four months in one town alone.

Now, either these quakes are the nice gentle settling-of-earth-to-ease-the-tension kind, or they're the slipping-slowly-to-make-room-for-the-big-one kind.

There's only only sensible explanation really. The apocalypse is coming and it's centred on Basel. I've done extensive research based on the frequency and magnitude of these earthquakes and have come to the conclusion that Basel will fall into the earth on August the 1st 2004.

So, in conclusion - can't wait to see you all at Basel 2k4, sure you'll have a wonderful time, don't forget your insurance.

Aardvark
29th June 2004, 16:42
I thought most insurance policies didn't cover earthquakes and suchlike? :)

Lancer
29th June 2004, 17:16
I'll be packing my hard hat.

Dammit Psym youve scared the bejesus out of me now :(

Strych
29th June 2004, 17:30
Originally posted by phil
There's only only sensible explanation really.
NJ been eating curry again?

phil
29th June 2004, 17:35
Originally posted by Lancer
I'll be packing my hard hat.

Dammit Psym youve scared the bejesus out of me now :(

Nah, the flight over will be more dangerous

... oops ;)

Lancer
29th June 2004, 18:56
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Killy
30th June 2004, 06:07
Originally posted by phil
I've done extensive research based on the frequency and magnitude of these earthquakes and have come to the conclusion that Basel will fall into the earth on August the 1st 2004.


Wow so Basel gets fubared on my bday... well that's something for me to remember ^_^

afty
30th June 2004, 09:41
Wow, cool! I always wanted to experience a massive earthquake. We never get the chance in this country!

Njoroge
30th June 2004, 14:05
They were cool :)

Nothing to fear though, I tihnk there's a service where you can hire immigrants to hold up buildings that are being shaken by quakes.

Zakalwe
30th June 2004, 14:41
I'm only going to believe that the apocalypse is about to visit Basel if you can produce a genuine 2-headed goat and show evidence that David Icke intends to visit at the time...