warning

[Gunsmith]

If i catch anyone jamming either fingers or other items into my radiator fans at slan i will personally see to ending them

some bastard broke one of the fans at the last lan i attended and i will smack anyone who want to try and be a clever **** this time.

that is all.

[Squeeb]

[POST REMOVED MY SQUEEB]
I should read things properly one day

[Shazz]

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[Optimus]

fan grills are your friends... either that, or invest in some VERY sharp fans... the loss of limbs (no matter how small) tends to discourage people :)

[Nivek]

I remember at i19 i joked about that and you went kind of mad.

why not put some fan guards of if you are worried

[Gunsmith]

i dont see why i should have to apply fan grills (which involves stripping the radiator assembly) to protect myself from the stupidity of others.

[Catachan]

I know the incident Gunsmith is talking about, and to be honest I would feel the same way if it happened to me previously.

[Mamacita]

On that note, if anyone stick their grubby little fingers in my desk fan I'll have you.

[bvark]

i cannot think of a better way to ensure that people will wind you up about this all weekend than to have posted here.

[Killy]

I know i joke about it all the time (and lets face it gunny you love me for it :D) but still you should put razor blades on the fan egdes so any peens who touch them get the top of their finger sliced off, all you need is a blood reserviour and to empty it once it gets full :p:

[wishy]

Attach some delta 120mm's, not only do they push 190 CFM but they can also be used to grate carrots (Yes, i tried it) and presumably straying fingers (Which i decided against trying)

[Gunsmith]

Originally posted by bvark
i cannot think of a better way to ensure that people will wind you up about this all weekend than to have posted here.

if people want to, thats fine by me, they just best be ready with cotten wool to supress the nosebleed il give them.

[Gunsmith]

Originally posted by wishy
Attach some delta 120mm's, not only do they push 190 CFM but they can also be used to grate carrots (Yes, i tried it) and presumably straying fingers (Which i decided against trying)

nice idea, shame the rad will only hold 3x80mm :/

[Aardvark]

Tbh we'll wind him up about it anyway. All this post is doing is stressing don't ACTUALLY do it for the daft peens among us :)

[Zakalwe]

But how else can I chop my carrots?

[Nivek]

Gunsmith was scary when i joked about it

[Mingtea]

Gunsmith could never be scary.

too fluffy you see.

[Nivek]

he had the eyes of a little kid when some one bigger takes his new toy, the look of fear "dont you dare damage it"

[Switch`]

120mm Delta has the effect of removing all the skin from the tip of a finger till it reaches bone (shaves of bit by bit till it cant anymore) if it hits a finger or other apendige, it WILL go tru the skin till/if it hits bone.:eek:

[Gunsmith's Gang]

Originally posted by Gunsmith
i dont see why i should have to apply fan grills (which involves stripping the radiator assembly) to protect myself from the stupidity of others.

Despite Gunsmith maybe breaking the odd Health & Safety Law (duty of care etc), we fully back him and will do whatever we can to ensure that his fans stay spinning throughout the event.

if people want to, thats fine by me, they just best be ready with cotten wool to supress the nosebleed il give them.
Also despite legal issues of assault and forthcoming court cases, we will happily provide alibis to Gunsmith but also administer first aid to any injured parties.

If fingers/noses/other/carrots do happen to accidentily get trapped in Gunsmith's unguarded high spinning dangerous, borderline illegal fans, we have a large selection of novelty prothetics available for a small fee. All proceeds to Gunsmiths next ATi graphics card.

Gunsmith's Gang

[Gunsmith]

not you peons again!

[Killy]

:D

[Nivek]

pure genious

[Cheez]

Originally posted by Gunsmith's Gang
Despite Gunsmith maybe breaking the odd Health & Safety Law (duty of care etc), we fully back him and will do whatever we can to ensure that his fans stay spinning throughout the event.


Also despite legal issues of assault and forthcoming court cases, we will happily provide alibis to Gunsmith but also administer first aid to any injured parties.

If fingers/noses/other/carrots do happen to accidentily get trapped in Gunsmith's unguarded high spinning dangerous, borderline illegal fans, we have a large selection of novelty prothetics available for a small fee. All proceeds to Gunsmiths next ATi graphics card.

Gunsmith's Gang That sounds like Zack...

[Zakalwe]

Nah, My spelling is better an(sic) prose more elegant.

e.g. I'd have phrased this

Also despite legal issues of assault and forthcoming court cases, we will happily provide alibis to Gunsmith but also administer first aid to any injured parties.

As:
"Also, despite the clearcut illegality of assault and the personal risk inherent in perverting the course of justice, at the ensuing court case we will be happy to provide an alibi for Gunsmith. We will also be on hand to administer first aid to the injured parties."

So clearly it can't be me :)

[Gunsmith]

Were all bastards who work with Gunsmith and should learn to log out of forums after were done.

should give you an idea...

[Gunsmith's Gang]

Gunsmith? Work?

[BugAlugs]

I've picked up a new "jam fan" bit of metal. Its cool

[Gunsmith]

and you sir Bugs, can FO

you are so not getting special treatment