Ive always wondered....

[Elbonio]

I've always wondered


In cluedo, when someone gets murdered in the billiards room - why are they never murdered with a pool cue?

or strangled with a triangle



Mrs White in the billards room, bludgeoned to death with the black (centre pocket)

[KingDaveRa]

Its just not very creative.

Besides, pool cues don't really have enough surface area to kill somebody. You could give them a good beating, but not much else I don't think. Your arms would probably be too tired to finish them off.

[Freelance]

ah, but have you considered all the possibilities the tip offers? hi speed entry to the neck may kill someone, javelin style.

Freelance, in the billards room, using a cue in the style of a javelin

[Elbonio]

col. mustard always had a good stabbing arm


one minute you'd be pouring him a glass of sherry the next minute

BAM


you've got a pool cue through your eye socket

[KingDaveRa]

Thats true. I never thought of skewering.

Kebabs anybody?

[Elbonio]

well I guess that just about wraps that up


Artichokes for everyone!

http://www.askbjoernhansen.com/archives/imgs/artichokes.jpg


http://www.chaoticmux.org/photos/group/darien02/8.jpg

And they all sat down and ate artichokes until they were sick

[KingDaveRa]

Artichokes. Wierd old things them.

Asparagus, similarly so. Makes your wee smell funny.

[ezt]

One thing worse than (OK - just as bad as) artichokes is Okra (http://gourmet.sympatico.ca/vegetables/okra/okra.jpg). It's awful! avoid at all costs

[oxy]

why did pple always have to die .. was bit of a morbid game .. why couldnt of Miss Scarlet (she was hot :))) baked some cookies in the kitchen

instead of all this murder ..

[Elbonio]

she did


but Mrs White always does the cooking so she choked her with the chalk in the billiards room

[oxy]

i got idea

X RATED CLUEDO!

Col. Mustard rogered Prof. Plum with a dildo on the pool table

[KingDaveRa]

Then Professor Plum walked in.

That one is good on its own.

[TimmyNoShoes]

Originally posted by KingDaveRa
Its just not very creative.

Besides, pool cues don't really have enough surface area to kill somebody. You could give them a good beating, but not much else I don't think. Your arms would probably be too tired to finish them off.

Not true, someone i knew at school got beaten to death with a pool cue, and that wasnt really on purpose, so it cant be that hard.

[Elbonio]

way to kill a thread Timmy


have an artichoke, there's a good boy


http://www.satotrading.com/vegetables/images/artichoke.jpg

[zimmerframe]

I can honestly say I didn't know what a artichoke looked like until now :confused:
They are funny lookin things aint they!

[Ruth]

Originally posted by TimmyNoShoes
Not true, someone i knew at school got beaten to death with a pool cue, and that wasnt really on purpose, so it cant be that hard.

Who the ****'s that then Tim? I don't recall anyone dying from poolcue attacks at school.

Wish i did like.

I think Tim's lying.

[Optimus]

yeah, im sure a pool-cue related death would have been on the news sometime or another...

[Cheez]

Tim and Rooth went to the same school Andrew. :p:

[Steadders]

a cross between monoply and cludo would be cool..ganster style...like gta - the board game

[Gunsmith]

i think steadders has been on the tango again

[oxy]

K this thread gone a bit crazy now... beating pple to death with pool cues ,..... artichokes!!


CALM DOWN!!!

[KingDaveRa]

Beat somebody to death with an artichoke...

Now there's a new idea.

[Elbonio]

As a member of the National Artichoke Persecution And Legal Malpractice ( NAPALM ) Society I would like to assert that artichokes are in fact passive entities and as such dont do alot of killing these days and tend to like to sit down and watch wheel of fortune instead.

they also dont stalk people in case you were wondering.

[KingDaveRa]

How about choking people?

Its in the name after all.

[Steadders]

what are they btw?

[TimmyNoShoes]

Originally posted by Chris
Tim and Rooth went to the same school Andrew. :p:
Yes we did, we were also in the same class from year 9 onwards, what she failed to mention was that she was kind of a hermit at school (unlike the slut of these days).
and that i spent a lot of my time in years 7-9 hanging around with people 3 years older.
and no i AM NOT lying.
I may disturbed but i would never lie about death.

Also this was some say 7 years ago.

[Killy]

Originally posted by KingDaveRa
How about choking people?

Its in the name after all.
yes but thankfully Arti made a full recovery and is now working as a sheep farmer in wales</elbonio> :D

[Ruth]

I don't know if anyone's guessed, but Tim sort of hates me these days. When i say 'sort of' i mean completly and utterly.

After all the love and suppourt i've shown him over the years.

:)

[Mingtea]

But you was so mean to Tim.

[Ruth]

Yes i was mean to him, but only in a loving caring and friendly way.

Obviously.

[Mingtea]

Poor tim :(

[Ruth]

Yeah, poor Tim.

Me and he used to be really good mates at school yknow, sat next to him in science and laughed the days away together. One memory is telling him off as he drew penises in the textbooks.

Anyway, i suppose i shouldnt have been mean to him, but i honestly didnt mean it in a mean kind of way Was just playful meanness.

Obviously.

[KBB]

The pool cue is an excellent weapon as shown in Dust till Dawn

[Elbonio]

as for the library...

Lets just say miss scarlet has a somewhat unhealthy habbit for battering people to death with Volume 13 of the Encyclopedia Britanica

[Optimus]

doesn't the candlebra have multiple prongs? surely some sort of Mu-Mu-Mu-Multi Kill is in order...

[Jez_Gafys]

Hmmm Some ppl like Artichokes too much, I presume Elb that the two one picture are the presidents of NAPALM?? :D

http://www.artichoke-festival.org/images/images/05-18-03.Festival.087.jpg

[Elbonio]

thats me on the left and Dick Cheney (not it's not - it's a mere coincidence before you ask) on the right. We're both joint presidents of NAPALM society


that was taken last year at our annual "Parade for Artichoke Pride"


it was a lovely day and afterwards we all played lawn bowls

http://www.filmmidnorthcoast.org/images/locations/large/lawn-bowls01.jpg
Dick making a lovely approach on the 3rd ball

[Jez_Gafys]

:d heh

ARGH what sort of experiments do NAPALM do ...

Kinda like a Cabage Patch Kid ... but not

http://www.artichoke-festival.org/images/Festival_5-19-02_078_small.jpg

[Elbonio]

we dont do experiements


we exist simply to protect the legal rights of Artichokes from all nations

[Jez_Gafys]

They sound like a dangerous veg...



"Exploding Veggies

An Italian woman is recovering from shock after an artichoke she was peeling exploded. She says the vegetable gave off sparks, then a small flame and then blew up in her hands."

[Elbonio]

It was self defense



if someone was peeling you you'd fight back too


that wont stand up in a court of law

our client has no further comments to make

http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~wsherb/edpages/delicious/images/artichoke.jpg
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