Aftershock

[gemz]

I had Aftershock at Xmas stratlan. It was blue. I got drunk. It was fun. Especially for Wizzo. And a few other random people.

Anyway I was wondering do you think I should consume the remainder at May Stratlan?

Considering it is 5 months old.

[Zeuseh]

yes!

[MaddyPaulus]

u may as well drink it all... you'll only get pissed on something else instead... so I don't see the problem :D

[gemz]

I literally haven't touched it since. I was gonna, took one sniff, and ran.

[T5UNAM1]

It should still be alright, alcohol is a preservative.

[Boffykins]

May StratLAN is gonna be fun...

[Mamacita]

No, daft girl. Aftershock, 5 months or old may not be bad bad (I have no idea how well it keeps tbh), but Aftershock, in any state, is bad for you

learn

your

lesson


And even if the poll does say yes, who won't want to see you pissed? It's for their own amusment after all /2p

[Cheez]

It's so alchoholic that it won't go off as such, but it would probably begin to taste nasty.

[Boffykins]

She can drink it if she wants, she knows I'll be there to look after her

[Optimus]

Originally posted by gemz
It was fun. Especially for Wizzo. And a few other random people. That be can construed as another of gemz's trademark 'slips of the tongue' :)

/me runs

[Mamacita]

Originally posted by Boffbowsh
She can drink it if she wants, she knows I'll be there to look after her

I know she can, she's a big girl, I was giving her some advice. One day you may not be ther for her to rely on if indeed she needs too.

[oxy]

aftershock is badddddd!!!!!!!!!!!

but drink it neway :E

[Noodleman]

Why waste it... :)

:p:

[ezt]

Originally posted by Chris
It's so alchoholic that it won't go off as such, but it would probably begin to taste nasty.

You mean theres a moment in time when aftershock tastes *good*? :sconf:

[Chicane]

aftershocks good after a year too... tried some earlier, tastes as good as it always does.

:)

[gemz]

Nice to see your comments peeps! Hmm, I think I will only drink it if some1 gaffer tapes me to a wall straight after! That way I can be kept out of harms reach, and I wont spaff all over computer equipment. I think you should just gaffer tape me outside to a random fence for a few hours. I hope that idiot isn't lurking around to take pics again. And Optim00... lies! I was on about him and a few other people having to look after me. I cannot remember much either.

[Mamacita]

We'll not have to this time hon, yee got your protector lover now ;)

[gemz]

Yeah :) Isn't he a darling

[Mingtea]

Trouble with aftershock is:

it's just not a "nice" drink, i mean you can't sit down and relax with an aftershock on the rocks. it's a drink for the sake of getting drunk.

[Nivek]

Originally posted by Chris
It's so alchoholic that it won't go off as such, but it would probably begin to taste nasty.

after shock is nasty,

get something that tastes nice! :)

[Elbonio]

try it


see if your puke changes to a different colour this time


with any luck in 5 more stratlans you'll have enough colours to rival Captain Scarlet


;)

[Mamacita]

Exactly ming. Most lans I have either/or/and wine, whiskey, martini apart from the usual Bud that goes round. There's no rush to get ****ed, there's no need to get ****ed, enjoy your drinks dammit people!

[Mingtea]

aaaah always time to sit back with SC and coke on the rocks.

[her0n]

doesn't on the rocks imply that you're drinking it neat with ice, without a mixer?!

anyway fcuk that shiz, CHAMPAGNE is the way forward dahling!

[Mamacita]

yum, more of a JD lady but SC for the mullah :)

[Elbonio]

they used to call me Mark 'Cinzano Bianco' Tilbrook because once im on a table you couldnt get rid of me...

[Boffykins]

Dave 'Cinzano Bianco' Lister, I think you'll find. Do I get a cookie for spotting that one?

[Elbonio]

you do.


but you can have 2 just for being you

[Chicane]

havent u guys tried aftershock n redbull?

thats the way to drink it.

:D

[Guigsy]

i've had aftershock thats older. and i'm normal, SQUARLK!

[LordPhil]

You shouldn't touch any Aftershock, its the drink for 14 year olds and only one step up from Cider or cheap czech lager.

I should know I was once one of those 14year olds who spent his saturday nights drinking it (and a few crates of cheap lager) with his mates!

[gemz]

Originally posted by Elbonio
try it


see if your puke changes to a different colour this time


with any luck in 5 more stratlans you'll have enough colours to rival Captain Scarlet


;)

yeahh... or The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, when they join forces and transform into some thunderzord like creature and conquer the world.

[Mamacita]

White Ranger POWEER SWOOORD!

[Cabe]

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[Guigsy]

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[gemz]

I think we should all be Power Rangers and drink different colour Aftershock... and to make the other 2 or 3colours we should just mix aftershock together. They done that with some drinks on Monkey Island 2 remember, hehe, to get the right consistancy of spit for the spitting contest =)

[Killy]

i'll be green as the dragonzord clearly kicked bottom.

[Mamacita]

that's.... revolting

[Lucifa]

Originally posted by LordPhil
You shouldn't touch any Aftershock, its the drink for 14 year olds and only one step up from Cider or cheap czech lager.



What's wrong with Cider!

Lucifa

[Mamacita]

Everything, on it's own

[Optimus]

Originally posted by gemz
They done that with some drinks on Monkey Island 2 remember, hehe, to get the right consistancy of spit for the spitting contest =) nah, you'd need a yellow Aftershock... altho I spose you could use that yellow Cif... it has the same consistency and effect...

[gemz]

errr.. Cif as in that stuff that used to be called Jif to wash clothes???

[Mamacita]

rrofl, no, Cif is not for cleaning your clothes!!!!

[dusty]

the club i regularly visit sells flaming aftershock.
gree,blue and red mixed in a wine glass,then set on fire.Another glass is then put over to starve it of oxygen and put the flames out.drink the warm drink and then inhale the gas using a straw(through the nose works best).
repeat until extremely drunk!

[Dan]

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[gemz]

Dan ffs don't break the forums

[LordPhil]

Originally posted by lucifa
mWhat's wrong with Cider!Well imo it tastes like, and looks like piss but as I said thats my own opinion. Have no problem with people drinking it, we use to buy 3 litres of the stuff for £1.99 from our local shop lol :)

Dusty try a sambuca, tastes rather awful straight but once set on fire its the best spirit in the world in my opinion.

[gemz]

I can't stand Cider. I wont even go near it, let alone drink the stuff. It literally gives me nightmares.

[Killy]

had a bad experience with cider after downing a yard of it (back in my drink like a fish days) so now i won't touch the stuff as it tastes like crap

[pos]

anything with a high sugar content although u would think is safe to drink is sometimes not, archers tells u to consume within 9 months of opening it... read the bottle or take your chances but you could end up with some nasty alcohol poisoning or something :/

[MaddyPaulus]

Originally posted by LordPhil
Have no problem with people drinking it (cider) , we use to buy 3 litres of the stuff for £1.99 from our local shop lol :)


That wasn't cider.. that was chemical crap as bought by the local winos! White Lightning? 0% apples in it ffs!

Real cider tastes worse than that stuff, and puts hairs on yer chest!! I know!! I drink it :P

Zyderrrrrrrr rools :D

[gemz]

After hours of deep thought, and consideration, I have decided that it would be best if I got rid of the Aftershock I have now, and nominate people to get me drink @ Stratlan. ty for all volunteering willingly.