its like omg first post

[Elbonio]

ha! 0wned

[RocketKnight]

its like omg 1st reply!

well played. this is what being housebound does for ya eh? :D

[Gunsmith]

********, i shall have to settle for a weak 3rd :/

[Elbonio]

exactly

the way a forum spammer works is this:

he looks at "who's online" and which threads people are writing replies to

then he waits.

tick follows tock follows tick

then he immediately responds to posts

thus making him seem spookily omnipresent and all-knowing...


my current amount of free time means that i can be a more effective forum spammer.


and arent we all gald about that?

[pen]

00:13

[Elbonio]

00:14

[pen]

LOL Played

[Elbonio]

i see all.

;)

[Mamacita]

erm.......... computer art.. graphics.. and MOVIES?

[Elbonio]

yeah

its anything creative


im actually about to post a movie up

when i get it down to a reasonable size that is...

[pen]

i could see this going on for a long time, and unlike you i have to get up in the mornning so.....

Happy Spamming :D

[Baz]

1:02

also house bound due to lack of toenails (ewww i know)

wonder if elbs still awake?

[Elbonio]

yep ;)

[Elbonio]

and anyway - dude why the HELL dont you have any toenails??!?!?

[Baz]

i had them pulled out - they were bad

i no longer have any toenails on my big toes, and i never will

Neat huh?

[Baz]

clock is ticking

[Elbonio]

omg

at least you have something to show at party's though...

[Baz]

was minging - they literally pull the whole nail and root out - its HUGE!

to say it now hurts is an inderstatement - not fun
hmm i should stop spamming and come on irc

[Elbonio]

i bet it really hurts when they get cold?

like in the snow?

you dont think how much something like a toenail makes a difference!


so look after yer toenails kids... you'll miss em when they're gone

[Baz]

i sure do

[Elbonio]

speaking of which....ouch


http://www.wayweird.com/archives/2003/sep/big_toe_no_no.jpg

[KingDaveRa]

I too am sans nail on my left big toe. Result of it ingrowing once too many times. My right big toenail was trimmed down the edges. All done at a chiropodists under a local anaesthetic. And I watched!

When I was at school, when we had injections there was always the rumour that the needle was 6 inches long. In the case of my little op on both toes, it really was.

Big bandage on that :)

[winbar]

omg who gave elbonio a forum?

Whoever did did the right thing. He's so responsible and such a darn nice guy. In fact remind me to stop sending pizza's and taxi's to his house in the middle of the night - he doesnt deserve that sort of treatment. He's such a great guy. I think i'm in love with him.

[Elbonio]

the whole mpuk forum is mine..

I just let other people *think* they're in charge but really I run the show



I was thinking of re-naming it to elboniolove instead of MPUK...