MPUK LEAGUE: Mon 26th 8pm Vs Harlequins

[HEAD-d^_^b]

The enemy: Harlequins
Maps: stalingrad
Info: 10v10
Server: MPUK
Time: 20:15GMT (to allow time to get the other matches going)

http://bf1942l.multiplay.co.uk/fixtures.php

Sign up here.

[JeRkY]

ARSE FECK ARSE (double post)

[JeRkY]

suppose i have to really, hopefully we can get a local friendly Demanu and drifting employed for this one


-then the rest of us can sit back and watch the mangled corpse's fly

[Zakalwe]

Ok, I'm in for this grudge match

[thory]

With ("Death Jester") bells on.


:)

[Weps]

Yup i can play

[Silk75]

Sorry no can do, am working late

[TheGuyver]

Yup (dont worry nj, no no's nots or any other sentances that begin with a negative, this time)

[imcrap]

YES

[Baroni]

If you'll have me for this one, I'm yer daddy! (yes)

[AcidUK]

Avail

[AlexMac]

not me, unfortunately.

[Njoroge]

Positions are up - please be around nice and early to run though em. I'll be around from 6.30 onwards, would be nice if you could too

[Lancer]

Im in even though its a tad late to say

[andyf]

I hear bad things

[Njoroge]

Results:

Stalingrad
Allies: 110-0 Win (http://www.atdot.at/bf1942/26-01-04/stalingrad1.jpg)
Axis: 0-136 Loss (http://www.atdot.at/bf1942/26-01-04/stalingrad2.jpg)

Squad:
tH0Ry
Njoroge
AcidUK
imcrap
Zakalwe
HEAD
Weps
JeRkY
Drifting
Deman
Special Mentions: Lancer - thank you very much for being around me loverrr. Muchos gracias, lots of love and merci vielmal. Very much appreciated I assure you.

AAR:

Stalingrad:
Allies:
A very good start on the allied side saw the Harlequins tanks going down up in smoke at the same time as the harlequin rear flag was capped by a fast assault strike. With their rear flag capped the queens couldn't concentrate on the middle so it was capped as the queens took hold of their rear. With the tanks in position and grens flying in they could never get to the center and the bleed was on. When they killed our resident spammers the expacks were quick to explode in the middle as soon as the call was made. The assault team constantly pestered the queeny rear line and the rest were keeping in gear. Sold round and a strong win.

Axis:
Again a great start by MPUK - the assault team again capping north and south but the middle cap failed. With both flags capped and a queen tank already down the MPUK team got a tad gun-ho and didn't manage to cap the center flag. With a serious lack of grens in the center the queens managed a cap and their defense team took back their rear flag. From this point on the queeny defense tanker was doing his job well and not dieing (courtesy of 4 engs) while the attack tanker was being rather irritating at the front line. The MPUK team was just a little too blasé in this round and the queens took advantage. We knew exactly what went wrong and didn't have the time to fix it. It was as convincing a loss as the previous round's win. gg.

Summary:
The queens have finally made it - their first official win over their MPUK sisters. They didn't lose hope and played a fantastic 2nd round making best use of MPUK over-confidence. Congrats to the queens, a good game well played.

Medals:

Dumbells for Weps to keep that gren throwing arm nice and strong
Bandana of glory for Drifting for being leet like</geordie>
Yellow and Black butterfly for Deman for his Muhammad Ali stlye grace and power on the battlefield.
A Can of Don King's Hairspray for imcrap for his support on the field of our resident boxer.
A smile from all of the team for AcidUK for no reason other than we think he's pretty.

Medals awarded by the queens:
"Best picture" for Njoroge when his expacks and his evil grin froze my conception of time as I found myself with nowhere to go but forward into a hailstorm of bullets or backwards into the center flag meat grinder.

"Best animation" for Drifting. Now does that kid pack some moves or what!? Well played.

gg wp thx all.

Njoroge

[dusty]

twas actually only 1 engi mr nj sir.nice report mate

[Knappster]

Don't we get any awards you tight ........

[thory]

No, because it is an [MPUK] AAR :)

Btw, were you plaing Knappster?

[JeRkY]

Originally posted by Knappster
Don't we get any awards you tight ........

indeed, medals are not awarded to the enemy in any MPUK report...its simply not in the template.

[Njoroge]

hehe yes, strict template :)

Thx for the awards from you guys though - it saved me having to think up an excuse to give myself an award ;)