And the balls to ball-less ratio grows!

[Shadow-Hawk]

Well, since tyler is a knacked jib, who says he must sleep, but is really going to have an early day starting ****, I have the honor of introducing the Harlequins newest mime. Looks like tanky will have another partner to go muff plate shopping with, as our newest member is causing the ball-less member count to rise, along with other things of the clan. And for those that havent gotten this, that includes you loopy, our newest mime IS female. Everyone please welcome Trinket. Oh, and plz excuse teh fact that she is canadian, she cant help being moved there by her parents.

[trinket]

Yes ... Yes I am Canadian *blow a kiss and motions to kiss My ass* That was to whom it applies...to the rest of you hello:) Glad to be part of this team:) Trinket

[Tyler]

It's "knackered" you illiterate puddle of badger spunk :rolleyes:.

Welcome to The Harlequins Trinket, and good luck :). You'll need it, considering how twisted and depraved some of our members are.

Sizes for muff plates are: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL in various materials and colours. Tanky's favourite is the cast iron riveted one with the flowery paintjob and built in vibrator that buzzes every time she shoots her cannon. Which explains why she shoots her cannon a lot.

[trinket]

ok I know I'm gonna sound like Shadow but whats a muff plate?

[trinket]

ok ok nm I found out what a muff plate was....and i'd like a white fluffy one with little pink pom poms on it!!!!

[exo7]

Welcome trinket
wtf with canada ?:p
vive le canada français \o/
http://www.cyber-flag.net/Html/Canada.htm

[JeRkY]

hello , and may i be the 1st MPUK member (hehe) to welcome you to the fold.:)

[JeRkY]

Originally posted by exo7
Welcome trinket
wtf with canada ?:p
vive le canada français \o/
http://www.cyber-flag.net/Html/Canada.htm bah clearly she is (hopefully ) from the british bit

either way, better than being a yank.....

/me strokes shadow-Hawk

[Shadow-Hawk]

mmmmm strokage

[trinket]

I'm from Victoria BC thats on vancouver Island .... NO FRENCH HERE!!!!!!! Vancouver Island is right above californiaish area and seattle

[exo7]

nobody's perfect
:p

[Spam]

welcome trinket!

[Silk75]

Aah another new member (!) from the colonies.

Reminds me of tea and scones whilst watching leopards tearing the hearts from elephants on the Serengeti once...

Welcome by the way

[Zakalwe]

Stop glorifying the past Silk, you know you were watching whippets tear the hearts out of rabbits in Sheffield whilst sucking on a black pudding.

/me is jealous of Vancouver's nearness to quality skiing locations.

Welcome BTW.

[trinket]

Going skiing this comming weekend on the 18 th actualy:)