CLANBASE: WED 17th Vs rl

[HEAD-d^_^b]

The enemy: relaxed muppets (http://www.clanbase.com/claninfo.php?cid=226193)
Maps: Kharkov/Battle of Midway
Info: 10v10
Server: Best
Time: 20GMT

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[Njoroge]

Of course!

This is going ot be a toughy so we're going to need to (shock horror) prepare..

I need you all in for this one you slags.

Nj

[JeRkY]

yuppy

[Silk75]

I'm forced to point out that Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King is released on this day.

Will anyone honestly be playing?

I won't

[Drifting]

Aye :) Who the **** likes LOTR anyhow? sad ppl....

[imcrap]

YES

[thory]

Yar

[Lancer]

I doubt I can for multiple reasons. One the same as silk's, and the other is smelly piss poo coursework that needs to be done by friday (argh grr).

[AlexMac]

i expect so

[TheGuyver]

oops i can play :)

[Njoroge]

Results: 335-303 Win

Kharkov
Allies: 137-0 Win (http://bf1942.atdot.at/17-12-03/kharkov1.jpg)
Axis: 0-156 Loss (http://bf1942.atdot.at/17-12-03/kharkov2.jpg)

Midway
Allies: 104-51 Win (http://bf1942.atdot.at/17-12-03/midway1.jpg)
Axis: 94-96 Loss (http://bf1942.atdot.at/17-12-03/midway2.jpg)

Squad:
HEAD
Njoroge
JeRkY
Drifting
imcrap
TheGuyver
AcidUK
tH0Ry
Freelancer
Tyler

AAR:

Kharkov:
Allies:
We started on the easier side with HEAD dropping off Drifting, Acid and JeRky right at the door to the erotik messe. tH0Ry pushed forward and secured Münster zentrum spaffing through the ruins of the many churches charred by the british bombs of love. rl|Nijo and friends continually attempted to cross the Dortmund-Ems Canal in their heavy armour but Njoroge's mines and exppacks of love combined with the nasty acidity of the water there caused many a tank death. With AcidUK handing down the love at Dominikankerhoerkirche at the east side they struggled to push back especially with Drifting and JeRkY with their guns a blazing. Thx for imcrap making sure that the closest airport they could use to take off from was in Bremen Tyler was safe at the rear flag and TheGuyver was free to visit the Rathhaus and occasionally hand the smack-down. A little too much relaxing by the muppets gave MPUK a 137 shutout win with 3 mins left on the clock.

Axis:
First experience of this round was the Axis jeep being rammed by the allies causing the death or poor rl|PlayTime the relax taxidriver. Sadly the collision sent the Axis jeep slightly off course and straight into a wall killing the occupant. Elsewhere the hill was taken and the rear flag capped but it didn't take relax long to pull their finger out and leave MPUK with only thier precious East flag. Shortly after that, 3 tanks rolled over our bridge to secure 3 flags. After an extended time of heavy base raping by their pilots we managed to pull free and slow our bleed a little but nothing was going to stop our shutout so every rl death was counting. Even suicide mining 2 tanks with 1 mine wasn't enough to secure the back flag although it did piss them off nicely :) A round very well played by relax left Multiplay UK with 0 tickets having only bled 44 tickets.

Midway:
Allies:
Even with a new crew for Midway we went into the round confidently but a doubly failed island cap left us somewhat in the water. With Nijo in the tank parked in the hanger things weren't looking so great on an island recap until tH0Ry screamed in with a 6 year-old suped-up Vauxhall Nova 1.4 SRi (Opal Corsa for you foreign types) having taken a "crash course" on driving from Freelancer. Taking the corners as best a **** car can he tore round the sandbags into the hapless Nijo and his rl colleague taking his life but also fatally wounding 2 rl players. With his soon to arrive backup the airfield was back under control and we were all praying to never be in a car with tH0Ry. Having fought hard to capture the airfield back and resisted the waves of relaxed infantry heading our way. Meanwhile at sea Freelancer was again proving with the help of TheGuyver that he owns the water and all who tread shall be destoyed. With Tyler spamming from the rear in the sub all was looking good at sea. The island was a constant fight but MPUK managed to hold the 3 flag bleed for long enough to secure a 104-51 win.

Axis:
With the entire team enticing HEAD at the start of the round we all knew what to look out for and sure enough after 30 seconds there it was - total tickets 200-196 to MPUK and [MPUK]HEAD-d^_^b's score 4/4/0. It's always a joy and we just never get tired of it. The round started extremely well with the rl planes all meeting davy jones' locker but the ships struggled in locating the enemy fleet. relax were very much backed into a corner now but fighting ferociously and it paid off. Soon enough relax controlled the island and they were bleeding us. Thanks to some general all round great work by the crew we managed to put the bleed back on. In the last seconds of the final round MPUK managed to pull back a full 20 tickets with bleeing and kills. The last battle between rl|$lick and [MPUK]Njoroge.BFC. ended to the favour of relax which denied us the draw. A very well fought round by both teams left rl the victor by only 2 tickets - final score 94-96.

Summary:
A great game and well played by both sides. Relax are a lot of fun and very worthy opponents. Thanks to all that played and congrats on the victory which has powered us back up to 10th place. Very nicely done MPUK, and well played rl.

Medals:

http://bf1942.atdot.at/17-12-03/santahat.jpg
Santa Hat FOR EVERYONE for helping out in the last game of 2003. Great teamwork led to a great win against a strong team. We've rounded the year off with a victory leaving us 10th in clanbase and the #1 UK clan. Well played.
Navy Cross signed by Spam for Freelancer and TheGuyver for typical great work in the ocean.
A green felt tip pen for HEAD so that when he doesn't get mass multi-kills he can just draw on his screen to make it look like he has. He probably wouldn't use it much though.
A rucksack of Raon mines for Njoroge. Clearly with enough of these beauts why would you need a gun at all?

gg wp thx all.

Njoroge

[oGhOsTo]

What a nice way to end this year and enter a new one!

Congrats, gents! :cool:

[thory]

=9th w00t!

[TheGuyver]

ay Tyler did a grand job spaming his man torps into the bows of the enemy fleet....

if only freelancer could learn to do radio calls... :)

vgg wp all

[dusty]

GG mpuk,were proud of ya :D

[D3m0n]

Very well played MPUK...congrats

/me tips hat

:)

[Elvis]

plyd mpuk

[witmeister]

doh!! heard rumors about this.. :rolleyes:

guess the result of Ye Old Meister leaving bf left rl. without their killing edge.. :cool: haha

GG anyway i guess
;)