Your last meal.

[glow_ginga]

Scenario: You are going to be killed in a nasty nasty way and are entitled to one last meal.. nothing silly, only genuine food/drink... what would you request?

For me it would have to be a 4 pack of grolsche, a pack of sausage rolls, and some doritos to finish the job :)

[Villa]

a kebab and a pint of stella maybe

[m00]

A menacingly beany chili - because I like beans and chili

[gemz]

lol wtf are u gonna die in 5 minutes or something?! :P


For me it would be a top nosh curry with every single curry imagineable to try and naan bread and poppadoms and MANGO CHUTNEY!!!!!!! mmmmmmm oh and a few xtras like lentils and onions and tomatos and stuff :P

[her0n]

TGI Friday's babyback ribs... /me drools
oh oh and the ones with the JD glaze too.. mmmm

then lots of pisang ambon and orange juice RAR

[Mastacheif]

Mixed grill and 12 pints of grolsch

[Big Giant Head]

Chicken Madras and a pint of cobra

thx

[Jobabob]

a light salad

[phil]

No competition.

Steak (medium), chips, onion rings, bread and butter

salt and vinegar

pint of becks

malboro light

die happy

[Cabe]

Like Phil, I would like steak, unlike phil, I would do it with a little more style....


















A Fatty Arbuckles Challenge Steak.

and the bigguest tub of Haagen Daz Cookies and Creme for desert.

[AphexTwin]

Originally posted by - Big Giant Head -
Chicken Madras and a pint of cobra

thx

OMG Yes, we so need a curry in stratford during stratlan vvthx.

Personally for me it's either the above or.. sweet and sour chicken and a pint of tiger b33r

[Killy]

BBQ ribs with chips and breaded mushrooms, (w/ salad of course ;)) and lots of bottles of coke

[BatWick]

Steaks, from burnt (to me thats medium rare), to basically ones still kicking and screaming. Lots of steaks. with some bread, and some mashed potato and gravy. Gorgeous.

Top that off with lots of VK Blue & Gueniss (the nicest drink ever, but at about £4 a go it ain't cheap). Maybe some Smirnoff Ice Black and Pints of Stella too.

Oh and a packet of fags (no need to worry about my health if i'm dying soon).

[Defcon]

a Maccies, hopefully it'd kill me off before the "nasty nasty execution"

[Say_Ten]

An "all you can eat" Chinese ;p

[Afty]

An enormous plate of melon balls to start, with a port glaze, mixed fruit broulee and a glass of Château Mouton-Rothschild.

Follow that up with a 16oz Sirloin draped on a mixed grill (couple ribs, scampi, gammon) with roast potatos dripping in butter, enormous side salad and a pre 1990 bottle of Bollinger.

A dessert would clearly be too much to handle, but a large Cuban cigar and half a bottle of a single Malt from the Campbeltown region would go down nicely.

All in all, I wouldn't die happy, I'd pass out ecstatic, then fail to notice my passing.

[Mingtea]

Biggest steak and mixed grill i can imagine.

Bottle of bolinger

and a massive cuban (cigar)

[Noodleman]

The biggest steak you have ever seen, with curry sauce, a side plate of rice and pasta shells. roast potato's, and the most fresh vegetables going. Also, slices of HEAVILY cheese pizza, and cheese coated garlic bread.

mmmm, im hungry now.

[Mamacita]

nothing as extravagant as everyone else but..

Lasagne, cheesy garlic french stick pieces, and a bottle of Julio and Galio white wine :)

[Dan]

all you can eat mexican (tortillas, fajitas and the like), and a pint of carlsberg!

maybe some cinnamon aftershock too :o

[Afty]

Originally posted by Mingtea
Biggest steak and mixed grill i can imagine.

Bottle of bolinger

and a massive cuban (cigar)

If you read above your post, you'll see that your meal is the "Afty Lite" :)

[Mingtea]

Much like my taste in art, I wanted substance but simplicity.

I think I achieved it :)

[Say_Ten]

Look, just go with the all you can eat and never finish ;p

[Cabe]

does that mean I am goign to live forever?

[Gunsmith]

the boss hogs steak challenge

64oz steak
2lb chips
1lb peas
1lb carrots

its a birmingham thing :P

[FeAr]

id have to say a home cooked sunday roast....

chicken (dont eat red meat)
Roast potatos
carrots
turnips
brocoli
sprouts

properly cooked not by caterers or ewt.. in my home kitchen by my mum or my late nan....

oh top it off with a splash of gravey and sat n pepper... mmmm..

with a pint of lager (Fosters Export - not the **** they sell over here) to wash it down with :D

[Gunsmith]

SRPOUTS! BROCOLLI!!

sacriledge :eek:

[Mingtea]

Originally posted by Say_Ten
An "all you can eat" Chinese ;p

Hobbs moat road in sollihull ;)

[Gunsmith]

what about the new happy gathering in birmingham city center?

[OverlordRob]

Huge pepperoni pizza of the pizza hut type....with huge amoutns of topping

5pints of stella and two tubs of ben and jerrys phish food ice cream

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Miez]

Ham Pizza

[Mouse_On_Mars]

Either my mum's chicken chilli con carne. Or a beef sunday roast as I haven't had beef in years.

[Zenith]

My girlfriend's pussy. :)

For food, it would have to be Medallions of Beef and Venison in a Juniper Berry Sauce, followed by a pot of Strawberry Cheesecake Haagen Dazs ice cream.

[Mamacita]

Zenith! How crude.. esp for you... :eek:

[Miez]

He has a damn good point though.

[Jobabob]

indeed, yum

[snowblind]

Originally posted by Gunsmith
the boss hogs steak challenge

64oz steak
2lb chips
1lb peas
1lb carrots

its a birmingham thing :P


Have you ever actually managed this, My mate tried it and failed.

[ezt]

Hm a tough one!!

A proper chinese, with sweet and sour chicken and all the trimmings. Followed by large amounts of ice cream, all served with a nice vintage medium white wine.

[glow_ginga]

Originally posted by ezt
with a nice vintage medium white wine. Poofta ffs! wheres the beer?

[Smasher]

Would have to be Breaded whitebait for starter served with fresh sidesalad.

Then my own cooked Roast Lamb dinner, with roast spuds, roast parnips, yorkshire puds, carrot/swede, green beans, brocolli, peas and sweetcorn. Maybe some mashed spuds too, just cos well why ever not, and of course my best homemade gravy. With a good bottle of red wine. MMMMMMMMMMMmm

Followed by Haagen Daaz Pralines and Cream Icecream.

Followed by Aftershock of course!!

[Bonkers]

Huge gammon steak with lots of pineapple - lots of chips
Double JD and Coke
and im dying happy

[ezt]

Originally posted by glow_ginga
Poofta ffs! wheres the beer?

wine is a bit more refreshing (imo) with food than beer..unless you are having curry that is :P

[WhiteKnight]

If i`m gonna die in a "nasty nasty way" then i think, given the choice, i`d probably have to ask for....

Fillet of "executioner" with chopped "guards" and a dash of tomato sauce.

:D

edit: oh, and a nice Chiante (sp ?)

[Blood Sport]

sauages, mash and beans and red sause, with a pint is the only way to go

[Gunsmith]

Originally posted by snowblind
Have you ever actually managed this, My mate tried it and failed.

i know 2 people who have eaten it, was impressive to watch.

my best was a 32oz

/me sets mode [+weak] :(

[oxy]

pizza hut pizza + garlic bread+ stella+ southern comfort+ cookies n cream,

.... round here it takes them ages to deliver.. therefore with all that extra **** ... would never get here thus saving my life

[Elbonio]

Birdseye microwave chicken curry's are quite nice...

[Silk75]

I agree with the steak issue.

Here's my 2 penny worth

16oz prime aberdeen angus steak, medium to well done, fried off in cracked peppercorns and olive oil, then chargrilled above a flame licked grill.

Serve this with dauphonaise potatoes, brocolli, carrots and peas.

Add a fine medium dry white wine, perfectly chilled to 5 deg celsius.

For dessert, the quintissentially english apple pie, of course made with cinammon, and served with either fresh double whipped cream, or homemade vanilla ice cream.

Then I would die happy.

:D

[Iceman]

Originally posted by Silk75
I agree with the steak issue.

Here's my 2 penny worth
damn, that sounds good. Table for 2 :)

[Guigsy]

bombay bad boy pot nootle.