GONZO
25th September 2000, 14:10
Well I went to college today but got sent home for being incoherent. So as I do not have a Webby to do a write up on I will do it here.
Firstly I would like to say thanks to Bugs because I got there and he had computer there for me I did not know anything about this it was a surprise I raped the server for the keyboard and anther server for a sound blaster live and Bugs gave me his spare geforce and I raped Wizzo for his Razor mouse thanks Wizzo and Bugs. It was the L33t IRC server from i5 I used it roxed after Rossykins fixed it and installed Win98.
Dougster
Doug u must learn how to drink and not take on peps that will 0wn BIG time like Wizzo now I must give it to you that you did get him back by throwing him in to a door frame but after that we all saw u getting 0wned like the minging bitch whore you are. And you may thank Wizzo Bugs and I for cleaning up your vomit by buying us a drink at Stratlan 4.
ROD
Now these guys came and had a laugh but it was us, who laughed at them for 2 reasons,
1 They are ROD that is enough to make anyone laugh. 2 Who ever says a ROD player does not have a good aim is wrong because Oblivion the Whore has a very good aim after drinking a bit to much he decided to go to bed but a little later we went in to the room and found his trainers full of vomit now he had got up and puked in his trainers, he filled them to the top again Wizzo and Kate deserve much pintage at Stratlan 4 for cleaning your trainers.
BGH
Big thanks to BGH taking me to Stratlan 3 but it has to be said BGH is now BARRED from drinking at a Stratlan ever again because once again he manages to vomit but this time it was on the top bunk so that meant A_BeAsT had to go find some where to sleep and Potz m8 the failed boy band member and I also had to find a place to sleep, this is because the smell of it was making us feel sick and as BGH told me when he had done it I will clean it up in the morning. So that was both bunk rooms smelling of sick but as we all know the smell of sick lingers and gets wore when its hot and omg was it hot in those rooms I don’t know how The FURY managed to sleep in one of the rooms. But luck me I got to sleep with AMY ;O) (she stole my pillow).
LARDY
I will make this short as again the RUM makes lardy puke. Hehehe
THE PARK
Well as was all pissed a lot of us decided to go to the park next door now it was all fun but it got better when Wizzo went on the zip line he was stupid enough to let 2 peeps push him on it now I have never heard such a scream from someone for there life all I saw was Wizzo flying down on the Zip line he nearly went over the top the huge THUD this was Wizzos legs hitting a huge wooden pole the top pole which is hard to reach but no he manages it ;o).
RUM
Now there was 3 rounds of Rum they went up in strength now most people only drank Single shots but a few MEN drank doubles these L33T men were Bugs (but he only had a double on the first round cause he was nearly sick) Wizzo (Piss head) MrEVIL (OMFG was he fine or what) and ME ;o).
The first rum was ok but the second Mr Evil Wizzo and I ran for the coke cause it HURT LOTS then the third round was the good stuff but did not hurt as much.
BOAT RACE
All I can say is that it was pitiful there was about 6 drinkers that could down the pint with out throwing it away or spiting it out you must come to a I series LAN to see a real boat race.
ALLIGENCE
Now there is only one thing I can say about this NEVER EVER I MENA NEVER GO ON BUGS’s TEAM CAUSE U LOSE AND I MEAN U LOSE NOT BY A LITTLE BUT BY A LOT. Bugs plz learn how to play the game http://www.multiplay.org/ubb/wink.gif
AND
Bugs is Mutating in to "Mr Bedfellows"
ARM WRESTLING
Well who would guess that I would beat Amy at this? But now that WhaQ has lost his title of the champion it now goes to yes you guessed it TheFURY.
QUOTES
LARDY: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
Big G: Stay away from my women (with the evil looks)
Kate: Yes I will marry u Gonzo
Dougster: I could have had Wizzo & Gonzo I know u want me
Wizzo: Bugs u bitch whore slag women u are 3 drinks behind me now drink
If there is anything else I forgot please but it along with this.
BIG thanx to bugs and everyone else that helped with the Stratlan 3
PS
NEVER ever let Bugs have a Curry OMG its like his bowls have drop out through his arse the next day http://www.multiplay.org/ubb/wink.gif)
GONZO.
Firstly I would like to say thanks to Bugs because I got there and he had computer there for me I did not know anything about this it was a surprise I raped the server for the keyboard and anther server for a sound blaster live and Bugs gave me his spare geforce and I raped Wizzo for his Razor mouse thanks Wizzo and Bugs. It was the L33t IRC server from i5 I used it roxed after Rossykins fixed it and installed Win98.
Dougster
Doug u must learn how to drink and not take on peps that will 0wn BIG time like Wizzo now I must give it to you that you did get him back by throwing him in to a door frame but after that we all saw u getting 0wned like the minging bitch whore you are. And you may thank Wizzo Bugs and I for cleaning up your vomit by buying us a drink at Stratlan 4.
ROD
Now these guys came and had a laugh but it was us, who laughed at them for 2 reasons,
1 They are ROD that is enough to make anyone laugh. 2 Who ever says a ROD player does not have a good aim is wrong because Oblivion the Whore has a very good aim after drinking a bit to much he decided to go to bed but a little later we went in to the room and found his trainers full of vomit now he had got up and puked in his trainers, he filled them to the top again Wizzo and Kate deserve much pintage at Stratlan 4 for cleaning your trainers.
BGH
Big thanks to BGH taking me to Stratlan 3 but it has to be said BGH is now BARRED from drinking at a Stratlan ever again because once again he manages to vomit but this time it was on the top bunk so that meant A_BeAsT had to go find some where to sleep and Potz m8 the failed boy band member and I also had to find a place to sleep, this is because the smell of it was making us feel sick and as BGH told me when he had done it I will clean it up in the morning. So that was both bunk rooms smelling of sick but as we all know the smell of sick lingers and gets wore when its hot and omg was it hot in those rooms I don’t know how The FURY managed to sleep in one of the rooms. But luck me I got to sleep with AMY ;O) (she stole my pillow).
LARDY
I will make this short as again the RUM makes lardy puke. Hehehe
THE PARK
Well as was all pissed a lot of us decided to go to the park next door now it was all fun but it got better when Wizzo went on the zip line he was stupid enough to let 2 peeps push him on it now I have never heard such a scream from someone for there life all I saw was Wizzo flying down on the Zip line he nearly went over the top the huge THUD this was Wizzos legs hitting a huge wooden pole the top pole which is hard to reach but no he manages it ;o).
RUM
Now there was 3 rounds of Rum they went up in strength now most people only drank Single shots but a few MEN drank doubles these L33T men were Bugs (but he only had a double on the first round cause he was nearly sick) Wizzo (Piss head) MrEVIL (OMFG was he fine or what) and ME ;o).
The first rum was ok but the second Mr Evil Wizzo and I ran for the coke cause it HURT LOTS then the third round was the good stuff but did not hurt as much.
BOAT RACE
All I can say is that it was pitiful there was about 6 drinkers that could down the pint with out throwing it away or spiting it out you must come to a I series LAN to see a real boat race.
ALLIGENCE
Now there is only one thing I can say about this NEVER EVER I MENA NEVER GO ON BUGS’s TEAM CAUSE U LOSE AND I MEAN U LOSE NOT BY A LITTLE BUT BY A LOT. Bugs plz learn how to play the game http://www.multiplay.org/ubb/wink.gif
AND
Bugs is Mutating in to "Mr Bedfellows"
ARM WRESTLING
Well who would guess that I would beat Amy at this? But now that WhaQ has lost his title of the champion it now goes to yes you guessed it TheFURY.
QUOTES
LARDY: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
Big G: Stay away from my women (with the evil looks)
Kate: Yes I will marry u Gonzo
Dougster: I could have had Wizzo & Gonzo I know u want me
Wizzo: Bugs u bitch whore slag women u are 3 drinks behind me now drink
If there is anything else I forgot please but it along with this.
BIG thanx to bugs and everyone else that helped with the Stratlan 3
PS
NEVER ever let Bugs have a Curry OMG its like his bowls have drop out through his arse the next day http://www.multiplay.org/ubb/wink.gif)
GONZO.