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glow_ginga
14th May 2003, 16:51
Okay you have the choice of one of these two,
you HAVE to choose one, or u die (rar! how drastic).
1) Your girlfriend rams a 12" dildo up your ass
2) A random bloke sticks his little finger up your ass
which would it be?!?!
LordPhil
14th May 2003, 16:58
Isn't there an option for sitting in front of the TV with a pint? Much more comfortable
10acious
14th May 2003, 17:00
ginga who gave u this choice ???
and i hope it was worth it
Cheez
14th May 2003, 17:27
WTF? Someone move this to the appropriate forum. I believe the "Deleted Threads" forum is the best place. :)
glow_ginga
14th May 2003, 17:33
rofl, it was on some random late tv show.
LordPhil
14th May 2003, 17:35
You mean Television X or playboy, something like that?
glow_ginga
14th May 2003, 17:41
no i think it was on skyone
Jenzie
14th May 2003, 18:52
i cant believe how horrible that sounds! lads do talk about werid things. and im not really the type of girl that sticks anything up a lad ass!
but if u wanna aske me anything, u know where i am.:D
love jen xxxx
TE-Hellfire
14th May 2003, 19:01
Why don't you old grannies just swallow your pride and answer the god damn question.
DILDO PLEASE.
Jenzie
14th May 2003, 19:05
hmm...ok, and wots wrong wiv fingers. i stil think its yukky though!
but i would like to hear some lads 'swollowing their pride' and say wot they'd have.
Mingtea
14th May 2003, 19:37
I'm comfortable with my Hetrosexuality.
However.
I'm MORE comfortable with my anal integrity, i think i'll go with the finger.
Storm
14th May 2003, 19:46
...Would be less painfull eh Ming :)
Originally posted by TE-Hellfire
Why don't you old grannies just swallow your pride and answer the god damn question.
DILDO PLEASE.
...Remind me NOT to go round Hellfire's house again :sconf:
Dwarf_Pr0n
14th May 2003, 22:25
Originally posted by Mingtea
I'm MORE comfortable with my anal integrity, i think i'll go with the finger.
Yeah, a 2" finger or a 12" dildo, hmmmmm hardly a tough choice.
Jobabob
14th May 2003, 23:38
id take the blue pill thanks
Say_Ten
15th May 2003, 07:21
Yeah, I'd go have my prostate checked aswell ;p
Jez_Gafys
15th May 2003, 07:31
Your mentio mention a 2" finger or 12" Dildo. But if you see what one Giga says ones by your GF the other is by a random bloke...
So you're travelling on a bus to work and some guy sits next to you and takes his finger ....
looking at the poll a big percentage of you wouldn't have a prolem with that....
Say_Ten
16th May 2003, 07:39
My doctor is a random bloke to me ;p
ann summers parties rock!!!
therefore dildo ;)
/me dances
Defcon
17th May 2003, 05:27
Originally posted by Mingtea
i think i'll go with the finger.
You'd take the fist too, all the way to the elbow.
:E
interesting results, amusing thread :)
pld ginga
DJ Hatred
17th May 2003, 15:03
ok im sorry but theres no way a bloke is putin his little finger in my ass...dildo anyday :D
KermitTheFrag
17th May 2003, 16:04
( X ) <-- no way
i'd rather keep my anal virginity.
Zenith
18th May 2003, 20:46
No contest. 2" finger from a stranger as it's less likely to cause discomfort or damage. Besides which, when you have a prostate check at the doctor he's sticking a finger up your arse and he's effectively a stranger.
Say_Ten
19th May 2003, 07:35
I already made that point...
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 09:51
so have any oof u ever been the situation where u had to choose one of theses?
ive never, guess my only chocie i have to make is the style!
anyway id like to know..........if ur willing to share :devil:
glow_ginga
19th May 2003, 10:56
Originally posted by Jenzie
so have any oof u ever been the situation where u had to choose one of theses?
ive never, guess my only chocie i have to make is the style!
anyway id like to know..........if ur willing to share :devil: perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 11:00
wot im a girl! im just intersed!
i didnt mean all he detailsn stuff, just wanted to know if u have ever been in the situation! :angel:
anyway in only 15, i cant b a perv! lol
love jen
Originally posted by Mingtea
I'm comfortable with my Hetrosexuality.
Im comfortable with your hetrosexuality aswell :P
Originally posted by Jenzie
anyway in only 15, i cant b a perv! lol
I was a perv at 15.
Still am.
glow_ginga
19th May 2003, 12:13
Originally posted by Jenzie
wot im a girl! im just intersed! so if im caught peering into the womens locker rooms at the swimming baths i can say "im not a perv, i was just interested".
gg wp :)
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 12:15
hmmm.....well no. buti didnt mean it like that :( im sorry
jennie... you got ass raped... so to speak lol
you outta your league here... they will beat you down :P
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 12:26
so, i need somethin to do on my study leave! im sick of well....studying!
could it be a strap-on? :D
you never done a days studying in ur life!!! :P:P
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 13:19
i have!!! it might b cosmo or Instyle magazine, but i still study it!!!:D
point taken... and
yes im coming rnd now.. stop pestering :P
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 13:21
im not!!!
so come on wot would u take???
andyf
19th May 2003, 13:22
Originally posted by Mi3Z
could it be a strap-on? :D
Your grin smiley gives me cause for concern.
im in agreeance with andyf
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 13:24
well if he wants to b like that....then leave the boy alone
dankeh Janzie
It would make for an interesting combination of the 2 options :hapfac01:
/me gets back to non studying
andyf
19th May 2003, 13:57
/me borders on making a mental link between Mi3Z and Jenzie ;)
Bonkers
19th May 2003, 14:07
Dildo tbh
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 14:33
oooo00000oooo that mean ive pulled andyf? :D
Bonkers
19th May 2003, 15:18
is this forum become a place to pull or something? WTF! This is a local board for local people! we dont want no trouble!
Scary :o
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 16:11
dont worry bonkers, hes 23....way too old for lil me. im sorry if i pissed any1 off :)!
you should change ya avatar Jenzie, give's me ideas :P
Cheez
19th May 2003, 17:30
Why do I get the sad, sinking feeling that this is going to turn into another thread like the oh so pointless "females" thread in the i16 forum?
Gunsmith
19th May 2003, 17:41
im inclined to agree with u cheez, its certainly heading down that path,
somebody close it quick!
glow_ginga
19th May 2003, 22:08
i started an oh so pointless yet slightly successful "females" thread in the i7 forums many moons ago http://forums.multiplay.co.uk/showthread.php?threadid=3328 :)
Originally posted by Cheez
Why do I get the sad, sinking feeling that this is going to turn into another thread like the oh so pointless "females" thread in the i16 forum? "too late" i believe is the term.
GeeDee
19th May 2003, 22:54
The testosterone levels of this thread are rapidly climbing.
Jenzie: You are female. We get it. Welcome to the boards.
FeAr: You know Jenzie (and she's a GIRL). We get that too.
Ginga: Thanks for the link. I'll click it in my next lifetime.
That is all.
:)
Giles.
sySTEm
19th May 2003, 23:28
DILDOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!....
*cough*
Jenzie
19th May 2003, 23:36
yer sorry....good idea in closing it...gone a lil bit off the point :P
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