Clanbase Match against Piratas Wed 19th March

[lyn]

The enemy: Clan Piratas (http://www.clanbase.com/claninfo.php?cid=279337)
Maps: Midway, Bulge
Info: 9v9
Server: Ours
Time: 9pm GMT

http://www.clanbase.com/warinfo.php?wid=1765869

These guys havenot played many clanbase matches ( only 6) and have lost 4 of them. But they are good fun and i suggest a good female turnout as they are typical spanish men who like to flirth with us ladies.

PLEASE note this is a 9PM match

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[andyf]

me

[Catachan]

I'm in.

[lyn]

I'll play
I can keep them occupied while you lot do the work

/me goes to find very short skirt and skimpy top

[Afty]

Yes

[Njoroge]

Big up

AIIIIIIIIIIII

[JeRkY]

of course i will be there

[Lucifa]

Me Me

[WildThing]

Yep im in

[Boffykins]

Unfortunately not

[10acious]

yo yo yo wassup

me btw

[phil]

me

[TelexStar]

i can play

[andyf]

Sorry, will not be able to make this now :(

[BugAlugs]

I can play .. omffffffffg

[TelexStar]

sh!t, i can't make it either. sorry :(

[SquireMuldoon]

Well spank my arse and call me Georgina, Im available. :D

[Boffykins]

I'll be on comms if needed

[bvark]

Squad:
Catachan
Afty
Njoroge
Jerky
Wildthing
10acious
Georgina
Lyn

Easing back into the throbbing core of MPUK by playing Midway Only:
BugAlugs

Bulge Only (because he has 'cock' in his name):
Lucifa

[HalOS]

I can be a sub if needed :)

[WildThing]

ok who is Georgina?

[Njoroge]

Originally posted by SquireMuldoon
Well spank my arse and call me Georgina, Im available. :D

[WildThing]

pld

[Njoroge]

Results:

Midway
Allies: 147-3 Win
Axis: 156-0 Win

Battle of the Buldge
Allies: 96-14 Win
Axis: 63-0 Win

Squad:
Catachan
Afty
Njoroge
Jerky
Wildthing
10acious
Georgina
Lyn
BugAlugs
Lucifa

AAR:

Midway:

Allies:
As allies MPUK made a strong push towards the island only to be thwarted by a rather nasty strafe by the enemy aircraft. Thankfully a quick cap meant that a suicide spawn sorted out the whole swimming to the shore business. A little paranoia when the tank didn't go down as quickly as usual but after it went down we had a strong base. Our ships manned by afty lyn and bugalugs sailed the seas and hunted down the little spanish love bunnies and poked them to death with big pointy sticks. Lots of planes flying about and being shot down by catachan which we like - lots of ships in the sea being sunk by our gorgeous crew.

Axis:
Eeeps! No one expected the Spanish Inquisition! They charged at us like me. Menly men. Men in tights. Tight tights.... A circling bomber did a very effective job of puncturing Georgina (our new love toy) and then bombed the unmanned tank! Nasty peices of work. Wildthing and Njoroge both starting with their war crys, until their voices were horse - they jumped ontp the horse and rode valently into battle taking down the bomber with a full magazine and some MG 0wnage. After the island hold was assured Nj clearly decided that [MPUK] were doing too well and manned a battleship. Having noticed an enemy destroyer he started to shell it only to hit Catachan with the main guns who was doing a fly by at the time. After the destroyer was almost down he realised that it was afty and went on to sink the enemy carrier and get sunk. Lots of island attacks by our spanish friends but in the end a victory to [MPUK]


Buldge:
Allies:
Very sneaky initial base attack and triple kill by Njoroge set our fluffy pirates back a little but they still pushed strongly towards our flags, but thankfully we had an army of Tonka Trucks behind us taking damage and dealing death. Great defense all round until one of the sneaky (but cute) pirates deployed his personal teleporter and captured our home base! Eager to recapture Sheepsville we lost even more and managed to only hold the flags to the West of the Ropey Load River! Scary stuff. After some sneaky recaps the [mpuk] pushed on forward to take a strong victory after the end of the 20 minutes.

Axis:
Piratas went for holding da'east-side using an M10 and a million mines at the north and lots of shermans and arty and loads more mines at the south. It was a good defense until Njoroge (dripping with ropey loads after a long swim) capped their home base at the same time as Lucifer pushed for the church. After the cap the team charged in in synch taking the north back and pushing to the church. Sadlt the 1 man defense wasn't adequate but at thios point [MPUK] owned 4 of 5 flags, only sheepsville to recap. After a short pause for tank backup we charged up and capped killing all but 3 of the sneaky pirates. They all did a benny hill around the map and started a constant cap - take, cap - take until eventually the pirates with all of their man-wounds bled to death under the [MPUK] heel. Total Victory!

Summary:
Very well played Piratas and very good sports. Georgina wants to meet you all behind the bike shed ;) Sorry about the bad pings, Piratas averaged 100 which was a shame, but unfortunatly normal for that clan so I hear. Thanks very much for the game, it was a lot of fun.

Medals:

Urghhhh aahhhhh ha haaaa for BugAlugs for his orgasmic ship work
Cub scout patch for Wildthing for following orders (somehow) and defending the south island very well.
Big red light for Catachan for blatently whoring too many landing craft with his plane
Naval incompetence medal for Njoroge. Nuff said.

gg wp thx all.

Njoroge

[10acious]

feels good to read the AAR instead of write the damn thing

no screenies ???

[Njoroge]

Now you know how I feel 10 - It's a thankless task ;)

[Catachan]

Originally posted by Njoroge
Big red light for Catachan for blatently whoring too many landing craft with his plane

That'll teach them to put 5 men in a landing craft at once... TWICE! :D

[WildThing]

omfg i was a 'sixer' in cubs and now i have the elite MPUK patch i can finally hang up my scarf and woggle.....
joy

Well pld NJ on a very nice AAR

[Lucifa]

"at the same time as Lucifer pushed for the church"


Argh, immediate spelling fix thanks :)


Lucifa