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Dwarf_Pr0n
22nd February 2003, 23:09
Then check out these: http://www.mind-fx.com/
http://www.mind-fx.com/images/products-front.jpg

For only $68 you can have all 3 of these, one of each bottle.
NICE!
ezt
23rd February 2003, 00:35
...or you could just buy a cup of coffee for 50p (they seem as though they are full of caffeine or sommink)
Jobabob
23rd February 2003, 00:51
omg this is so ridiculous its going on my 'hate list'
Sainteh
23rd February 2003, 01:13
rediculour, yet comical :]
Dwarf_Pr0n
23rd February 2003, 02:50
Well I have seen some guys on here wanting high caffine cola (Volt Cola or whatever it is) well this is for the serious none stop gamer :D
Jobabob
23rd February 2003, 10:14
mmm, sweet sweet placebo's
Pharius
23rd February 2003, 10:52
Coffee has been and always will be the ultimate gaming 'power up'. Nothing fancy, just a constant supply of the thick black gaming goodness.

Also found minute traces of alcohol work quite well, a can of bitter or something seems to do wonders for my confidence in games without damaging the aim. Any more and it doesn't work however.
Pharius
23rd February 2003, 11:59
Simple searching on google of the pills ingredients shows you what they really contain:

Maxx Impulse:
"Guarana"
Available in most energy drinks.
"cacao"
Chocolate.
"Eleuthero"
Ginsing substitute , available in tea form, used to fight fatigue in athletes.
"Rhodiola"
Stress reliever, found in most anti ageing drugs.

Neurocharge:
"Taurine"
Cow's bile, literally. Found in red bull.
"S-Ginkgo Biloba"
Anti stress drug, also used to combat erectile dysfunction.
"Activated Soy Phosphatides"
Used to help calm down kids with add.

Aftermath:
Vitamins, all vitamins. Apparently vital to gamers. Apparently vital to everyone.
Dwarf_Pr0n
24th February 2003, 17:05
But why buy all those seperate when they are in a hand pill form? :)
TE-Hellfire
24th February 2003, 18:28
What font did they steal from a game to use on their bottle?

Is that the Everquest one?
Pharius
24th February 2003, 19:18
Originally posted by Dwarf_Pr0n
But why buy all those seperate when they are in a hand pill form? :)

But of course, who hasn't wanted to combat erectile dysfunction, lethargy and add all at once?
Sainteh
24th February 2003, 21:32
anyone else noticed that the topic title is ' wanna be "batter" at games?' :P
Knight ArmagoN
24th February 2003, 21:33
mmmmmm pills make you feel good kinda like Pac Man