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BatWick
19th February 2003, 13:36
This is an e-mail doing the rounds in Australia, sent to us by my aunty in Brisbane

Paul is 33 years old and lives in England, one of the world's poorest
sporting countries. This once proud nation has fallen to un-imaginable lows,
well below anything that you or I could understand. Almost on a daily basis
these people refer to sporting achievements that occurred nearly forty years
ago, we cannot allow this to continue.

There are hundreds of thousands of people like Paul waiting to finally
support an England team that will win.

If you want to help improve the life of a person like Paul become an England
Supporter Sponsor. As an England Supporter Sponsor, you will receive a photo
and details of the poor unfortunate England supporter you are sponsoring.

We are dedicated to improving the quality of life of the world's poorest
sporting nation. When you sponsor an England Supporter, the effects of your
kindness spread across the whole community. You will provide life's
essentials like a decent cricket team, a basic Olympic team, a consistent
soccer team, a netball team, non choking tennis players, and a rugby team
that can win the games that count.

However, this will not be a short process, lets face it most of us will be
dead before England have a team to be proud of, but we must try.

You can start sponsoring an England Supporter today by completing an
application. If you do, you will be linked with an England Supporter
instantly. There are hundreds of thousands of them out there suffering today
more than we will ever know. We'd like to link you with an England
Supporter living near you so that they can learn from your example and if
you wish you might specify a preference to sponsor a cricket or a soccer
supporter, as these are the ones in the greatest need.

Please think about this request thoughtfully, remember all the great
sporting achievements you have witnessed in your lifetime, many of these
England supporters cannot remember one, just the taste of bitter defeat.

This is your opportunity to make a difference in the world, please don't
ignore their plight. Just be thankful that your relatives tried to steal a
loaf of bread once.

TheGuyver
19th February 2003, 13:43
lmfao

Mingtea
19th February 2003, 15:22
LOL.

However on a different note there are some sports that england own at, like Steve Peat winning the Downhill mountain bike world cup.

Eskimo
19th February 2003, 15:40
and....


dave scotts won the international baked bean eating contest, and followd that up with winning the worlds largest fart compo :D

10acious
19th February 2003, 16:47
and we own at darts


and that sport where they shoot clay piegions

the aussies are just jealous