Conversations Dead

[AnarKi99]

Whats going on with the irc channel people? I am in there a hell of a lot, and no one ever says a word, nothing, zilch. When brian ever decides to come in he usually starts a short conversation which lasts about 2 mins then all goes quiet again.

what happened? #fatboylan used to be a bustling community of FBLers and gamers alike. Who killed fatboylan?

[Boffykins]

I've been busy with coursework, Brian has been dead, and Giles, well, Giles is a retard and doesn't know what conversation is. If you're after a better conversation than we can offer, try an Eliza program. It's far more intelligent

[Tom]

Personally.. I suggest you join #scotlan :)

Much more intelligence in there :)

[Boffykins]

True, but they're all northern pig ****ers.

[Mingtea]

Goats Paul, Goats.

[Brains-Lans]

Join #multiplay
then.....

<YourNick> Hello I am a 12 year old girl who likes 'games'
<YourNick> Anyone wanna play with me?


That should give you something to do. also I accept no responsibility for any meetings arranged as a result of the above.

:D

Seriously there are not enough hours in the day for large IRC chats atm.

[GeeDee]

Nah, #multiplay is much more:

*Retard is still away: Washing my socks
*CS Kiddie is away: Playing CounterStrike for 13:37
*Twat is back from: Shagging my goat. Gone for 20 seconds

Repeat infinately.

etc

:D

-GeeDee-

[Brains-Lans]

Well if the conversation is dead then I think we will need to start our own FBL5 review CHAIN STORY:

RULES:
-Only talk about FBL5
-Only one illegal act per post
-Have fun

And it begins......


We opened the hall and got out the tables and chairs and a big.....

[Tom]

.. rubber dildo to beat Giles with ..

[Boffykins]

... which we found in Giles' bedside drawer...

[Tom]

.. along with several used contraceptives ...

[Mingtea]

.... With brown smears on them....

[Boffykins]

... and a book called "Why Anal sex with another bloke doesn't mean you're gay"

[10acious]

.....but some of the pages were stuck together......

[Tom]

... Anyway, On the day of the LardArseLAN party, Giles was all set with his rubber dildo and soiled contraceptives but ...

[Mingtea]

...... He realised DrFaust was a **** nut......

[Tom]

.. As was Minge-Eater ...

[Dan]

and they all ate pie..

[Boffykins]

... "ate pie" being a euphemism for eating each other's asses ...

[Brains-Lans]

And Boffbowsh setup the cat-5 jungle as GeeDee set up the servers.....

[Angelus]

removing the brown smears from the unused ports before.....

[Leviathan]

... with a pie sented cleaner ...
reason i aint been talkin in there is cuz
1. i dont have it all ways open, im lazy, 2 channels open is enuff for me.
2. my comp is still not fixed so i am playing games n stuff on my sisters comp in the living room on my tv and siting there instead of my room
3. even if u say my nick invission will make that lovley sound 2 call me but i wont b in the room
etc

[flix]

... and after eating pie they all settle down to watch bambie and drink root beer with elephant shaped icecubes ...

[Brains-Lans]

yummmm roots beer...

but who is "root" ?

[Cheez]

C:\>putty 10.0.0.2

Login: root
root@10.0.0.2's password:

[root@Kelethin root]#

looks like i am :) now gimme my beer fs :)