im not interesting dont read me.

[Eskimo]

i can tell that you must be bored reading a thread called... basically pi$$ off :D


Just noticed that the maximum length ones 1337 title can be it 25 chars but ive seen people with much longer ones and some that include hyperlinks. What is this? why? how? and can i can i take over the world with one?

[Big Giant Head]

Most of them are staffers, admins can add html and stuff to them :)

[TelexStar]

yes, and this really isn't worthy of 'General Chat' material is it?

You should know better :)

Moved to Rants and Raves

[Big Giant Head]

lol sorry, lost track of which forum I was in ;)

[TelexStar]

hehe wasn't actually directing that at you, it was more towards Eskimo :)

[TE-Hellfire]

Amazing how breezeblocks are so popular, I think it's because they look nice and you can make stuff out of them.

So yah, breezeblocks are for me.

[Steadders]

what are breezeblocks exactly mr.Elias?

[TimmyNoShoes]

an oversized white sorta brick as far as i know.

[Steadders]

are you mr.Elias?

[Bob^^]

**** off

[Brains-Lans]

Originally posted by 5teadders
what are breezeblocks exactly mr.Elias?

Breeze Block is a large light weight and cheap building brink used for building the un seable parts of the house eg: the garage.

Big and Grey in short.

[Mingtea]

Bricks.

[Darkblane]

http://www.whh.org/dangers/block.jpg

[Cabe]

/me clears throat

" A breezeblock is a cement block that has had course grit added to improve strengh as reduce weight, they are grey in colour"

although the are anything but light, there still ~20 kilos a piece.

now, Thermalite (http://bgc.com.au/bricks/whatis.htm) blocks are white and a lot lighter, there only ~5 kilos a piece. Not as strong, but easier to work with. Can be cut with a corse tooth handsaw.

[TE-Hellfire]

Right since none of you are Mr. Elias, your answers are counted as being void.

Here is the correct definition of a breezeblock from the Official Mr. Elias™:

"Big grey solid thing. You can make houses and stuff out of them! Like a brick, but bigger, greyer, sexier and generally more aesthetically pleasing".

[Bluey]

Im thinking chocolate breezeblocks :)

[Eskimo]

Originally posted by TelexStar
...it was more towards Eskimo :)

bitch :)

[Steadders]

Blue_Monkey, your avatar scares me.

must say. dc0de and MiNgTeA, your avatars rock :)

[Ruth]

I must say, i am loving Ming's new avatar.

One of his best.

[Mingtea]

I watched the film only the other night, masterpiece.

[Ruth]

I can just imagine you in a white suit, strutting your stuff, the chicks surrounding you.

I think you've found your calling in life John.

[Mingtea]

Everybody has to have a dream :)

/me sets mode MiNgTeA +johntravolta

[Ruth]

Its a shame the avatars quite small really, isnt it?

You could stick your head on it and it'd be you on your avatar in a white suit, shakin' your booty.

That'd be cool :D

[Mingtea]

yeah i know but the max you can do is 50x50, maybe i'll mod myself onto one, one day.

hold on, no i'd have to look at myself FAR to much.

[Ruth]

Actually, thinking about it, it looks mint as it is.

I mean, everyone knows its John Travolta anyway, and you get to see all of his lithe, agile funky body, so dont change it.

Feckin well cool man. :)

[Mingtea]

Yes..........

[Ruth]

What?

Just because i have a plastic bag on my head doesnt mean you have to treat me weird.

[Mingtea]

I didnt notice the bag.

[Ruth]

Im dying my hair red with Henna. And if it leaks, it'll stain your skin for feckin weeks. So i have a plastic bag wrapped around my head and cream all the way along my hairline to stop the stuff staining me.

[Mingtea]

But i think you'd look good as an umpa loompa.

[Ruth]

I dont think green hair'd really suit me.

[Mingtea]

Of course it would! go now.

[Ruth]

Also, i'm not very good at thinking up rhymes that have an educational message in them.

Oh, and i'm not 3 foot tall.

[Mingtea]

Your not? ;)

[Ruth]

Yeah!

I'm just over 3 foot 2

Duh!

But seriously though...

They didnt have green Henna in the shop. Shame.

[Mingtea]

I know, it could be a canny twist for the body shop.

"We're green, so is your hair"

[Ruth]

:D!!

It's ****ing annoying sitting here wearing a bag on my head, caked in smelly cream stuff, a towel around my neck and smelling like mud.

It'll look mint when its done though :D

[Mingtea]

i had a cool swimming cap thing, i rock :)

[Ruth]

Yeah, you trendy wench with your blonde highlights and whatnot. :p:

Are you going to i14?

[Mingtea]

No, no im not.

[Ruth]

****!

Why not?

[Mingtea]

Because i dont want to.

[Ruth]

Why not?

i14 is going to own me. Ive been looking forward to this since like, March.

[Mingtea]

Because its best if i just don't go.

Now lets say no more.

[Ruth]

But....

Pilch misses Pilchard, and i told her she'd be seeing her sis at i14 but....

:sad:

[Mingtea]

I'm not going.

[Ruth]

Yeah, you already said that.

[Mingtea]

/me scrolls up

oh yeah :)

/me scrolls up further

is it me or is this a pattern?

[Ruth]

Well...

In all honesty John, i enjoy your company as a friend and it's going to be sad without you there. I'll tell Pilch to write Pilchard a letter.

[Mingtea]

I know, a LAN just isnt a lan without me. ah well.

[Ruth]

Thats very true. You've been at every LAN ive ever been to John. What am i going to do without you?

[Mingtea]

Have a much better time you silly moo.

[Ruth]

Yeah, good point that.

Though, my first LAN, you gave me Haribo. So i'll be missing out there.

When am I and Pilch going to see you and Pilchard next then?

[Mingtea]

I'm going to Newcy sometime at the start of the new year, to stop with a friend when my bike is finished, so i'll pop by your work or something.

[Ruth]

One step closer to heaven baby, hold on, hold on to ma luuuuuurrrvin...

Lovely jubbly.

Hey, im now holding a weekly "vodka-sesh" with selected people who i deem leet enough to stay at my flat, you and your dude should pop over and try my famous vodka, grape, rasberry and apple juice drink.

Pilch loves the stop. She's a ****ing alcy now.

[Mingtea]

No, its ok.

[Ruth]

Didnt think you would. I was just being polite.

I'm assuming after we swap Pilch and Pilchard in the new year, you'll never ever ever want to see me again? New year, new things.

[Mingtea]

That's pretty much where im comming from.

[Ruth]

Yeah, i sort of assumed you'd want that.

[Mingtea]

k.

[Ruth]

No hard feelings until then though, right?

We've had a year of turmoil and sadness, but there was highlights in there that i'll never ever forget. Okay, it didnt work out, and we've lost touch, we;ve lost a friendship, but i'll never ever lose these memories. Im sorry for all the ****ness ive caused you, but we've both learnt from this year, and we've certainly grown because of it.

It was good. We've had a year together, and that was enough for us.

:)

[Mingtea]

I have hard feelings, but ah well.

I wish i could look back the way you do, but i guess you never saw it from my angle.

A year together yes, but im afraid i do see it a differant way to you.

[Ruth]

*sigh*

:(

[TE-Hellfire]

I don't mean to interrupt this clichéd teen soap opera scene, but I didn't know you could get different coloured Hennas....

Can you? I'd be interested in some more colours than that earthy red :confused:

[Ruth]

I'm having to use henna coz im allergc to normal hairdye.

The BodyShop sells loads of colours, 3.75 a packet.

The stuff stinks though. I mean, fs, henna is just mud that stains. The first time i used it, my hair stank even though i washed it about 20 times with strawberry shampoo.

[Cheez]

I always thought henna was something they used for tattoos...

[Ruth]

Its exactly the same stuff.

The stuff in a packet from the bodyshop is powder. Mud. And you put it in a box and add hot water, musg it arund, then wearing plastic gloves and wrapping yourself up in a towel, you cake your hair in the stuff.

It stains your hair. And anything it touches. Which is why i have a plastic bag on my head. :)

[Steadders]

so its like tattoing your hair?

[Ruth]

Yes. But not.

[Steadders]

you could have pictures and everything!

obviously not on every individual strand, that would be just stupid, but you could tattoo a part of you hair using different colours, eh? eh?

[Cheez]

you mean like having hilights? :rolleyes:

[Steadders]

no, no, no.

like pictures, like real tattoos, but in your hair!

[Eskimo]

my inosent thread has turned into a cinversation about a lovers tiff and mud. :D

[piddle spank]

threads have turned into worse things here

[Eskimo]

true.